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topless
06-02-2004, 12:53 PM
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he
decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all
grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey
realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just
by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
NOW --------
Enough of that crap . . .
The donkey later came back and bit the sh_ _ out of the farmer who had
tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
it always comes back to bite you.

spectratoad
06-02-2004, 12:56 PM
:smilespi:

What's Poppin'
06-02-2004, 02:37 PM
Good advice....my moto is simply this..."Be carefull, the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tommorow"

gigamurph
06-02-2004, 07:38 PM
Cute topless. But I have this naggin' feelin' that ya just called us all an a**!:D

Ziggy
06-02-2004, 07:44 PM
Good words of wisdom Topless--
Here's my credo that helps me through some of the tough days-"whatever happens is normal" -good or bad its normal so deal with it.

GlastronGuy
06-02-2004, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Ziggy
Good words of wisdom Topless--
Here's my credo that helps me through some of the tough days-"whatever happens is normal" -good or bad its normal so deal with it.
My credo is "**** it".

Kilrtoy
06-02-2004, 08:02 PM
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
HBJET will be biting very hard soon

Jordy
06-02-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by GlastronGuy
My credo is "**** it".
That goes right along with mine:
Phuck 'em if they can't take a joke. Or joke 'em if they can't take a phuck :D