Any results from Lost Lake Races?

[You Te]

I was wondering if it was a BBSP.:D :D :D :D :D
You Te

[Roman 1]

Why, are you scouting to film your next movie??BWAAAAAAAAA:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Why, are you scouting to film your next movie??BWAAAAAAAAA:D :D
I'am trolling and I's thinks I got a bite.........( . )( . ).....Let me guess ? V-Drive guy! Sorry to say, I have bait also
:D :D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
I'am trolling and I's thinks I got a bite.........( . )( . ).....Let me guess ? V-Drive guy! Sorry to say, I have bait also
:D :D
Kim, If anyone was trolling, it would have been You te using his post as bait! Thats how its done.
Now go back to the keyboard and cast your line,,,,thats right! YOUR line! Hopefully, you'll get some bites. ;)

[You Te]

With all this quiet I'm guessing it was a BBSP.:D :D :D
You Te

[Tom Brown]

This kind of class is what I respect about outboard guys. They don't feel the need to make a big deal of it when they win. :cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
With all this quiet I'm guessing it was a BBSP.:D :D :D
You Te
The quiet was on lost lake during your pass.
The king of the jungle doesn't budge for a couple of flys.
BTW, what was the ratio of outboards to big blocks that attended the last party?
RC:cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
This kind of class is what I respect about outboard guys. They don't feel the need to make a big deal of it when they win. :cool:
Don't they have to win first for you to find that out?:D

[Jetboatguru]

It looks like there was a whacka eating frenzy in the Red Bluff waters.
Carnage everywhere!!!
Qualifying Results
Qfy Boat # Boat Name Driver Town Engine ET O/U MPH
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460
Elimination Results
Round 1
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .157 11.234 86.66
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460 1.312 10.879 83.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .243 10.037 101.78
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153 .686 9.964 105.54
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .446 10.295 91.20
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153 .267 11.218 76.18
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 -.072 10.377 105.56
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510 Broke
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .697 10.169 104.34
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460 .805 9.978 107.20
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .046 9.945 80.58
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557 .233 9.539 108.84
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.480 10.288 108.32
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500 3.823 46.444 27.78
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .377 10.372 73.48
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511 .529 10.634 74.30
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .376 10.183 107.32
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392 .911 10.471 107.28
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 .394 10.258 100.30
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460 .668 10.236 108.62
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .207 10.269 111.12
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454 -.030 10.470 104.28
Round 2
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .536 10.328 94.80
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.122 9.788 112.66
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .549 10.079 111.54
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .425 10.476 106.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .177 10.053 98.66
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 .278 10.478 99.70
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .415 10.188 104.48
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .364 10.295 104.06
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .025 9.285 112.54
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 -.421 10.829 92.76
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .843 10.700 102.66
Yep the whackers were left for dead in the 1st round. Good thing Kevin was there to at least carry some of the dead weight.

[Kurtis500]

Yep the whackers were left for dead in the 1st round. Good thing Kevin was there to at least carry some of the dead weight. [/B]
Dang... I'm going to go shoot myself now. bye all.:frown:

[You Te]

What a fine list of trailer queens.
I'm sure they all do a fine job on the lakes and rivers.
It seems I see those type of boat everywhere, mostly on the trailer but hey, they sure look tough and what fine trailers, fit for a king.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Another quality post Uncle T. The proof is right there on paper. The Trailer queens win again. And going away of course. Dont hate the players You Te, hate the game. I will pay for your entry fee into any race you would like to enter. There is always room for you in the 10 second class as it is an all run field. Come on in the water is warm.:D :D

[You Te]

Well Tony,
KK can get into the 9's without the bottle he knows what he must do.
My hull is lighter than KK's and runs almost twice the horse power, (on the bottle) gee I wonder if I would be quicker than the 9's.:D :D :D :D :D :D
Thanks for the invite Tony, maybe someday.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Twice the Horseypower means you would run in the 5's?:eek: :eek!:
Ok, you win. I concede victory:D
You should just come up and hang out with us on Fathers Day Tom and bring that washed up fisherman buddy with you.

[You Te]

Tony,
5 sec, no way, not with outboards. You could not pay me enough to get behind the wheel of a 5 sec boat.
No fathers day for me this year.
You Te

[stoker2001]

Originally posted by Kurtis500
Dang... I'm going to go shoot myself now. bye all.:frown: darrin you get the trophy for furthest traveled (in m/e class anyway)come out to merced this oct to redeem yourself:)

[Kurtis500]

Originally posted by stoker2001
darrin you get the trophy for furthest traveled (in m/e class anyway)come out to merced this oct to redeem yourself:)
I should get an award for traveling with 6 kids.:mad:
are we there yet....are we there yet....are we there yet....

[Kurtis500]

Originally posted by You Te
What a fine list of trailer queens.
I'm sure they all do a fine job on the lakes and rivers.
It seems I see those type of boat everywhere, mostly on the trailer but hey, they sure look tough and what fine trailers, fit for a king.
You Te
King Kong is no trailer queen. That boat used to frequent Apache Lake 20+ years ago on the big weekends. Spent years doing it. Before Lance had it, John Culver did and used it at the lake also. Pulled many skiers in rough water too.

[You Te]

And all this time I thought King Kong was a big gorilla.:confused: :confused:
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Hee Haw!

[FLYTE RISK]

Originally posted by You Te
Well Tony,
KK can get into the 9's without the bottle he knows what he must do.
My hull is lighter than KK's and runs almost twice the horse power, (on the bottle) gee I wonder if I would be quicker than the 9's.:D :D :D :D :D :D
Thanks for the invite Tony, maybe someday.
So yoT it will get in the 9"s How do you know?? Take it to the track or well you know!! ADIOS
You Te :confused: :confused:

[BigBoyToys]

Originally posted by Kurtis500
I should get an award for traveling with 6 kids.:mad:
are we there yet....are we there yet....are we there yet....
ROFLMAO!!!! That's funny! I can relate (5 Kids)

[You Te]

Why yes, the boat has been on the track.
You Te

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
It looks like there was a whacka eating frenzy in the Red Bluff waters.
Carnage everywhere!!!
Qualifying Results
Qfy Boat # Boat Name Driver Town Engine ET O/U MPH
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460
Elimination Results
Round 1
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .157 11.234 86.66
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460 1.312 10.879 83.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .243 10.037 101.78
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153 .686 9.964 105.54
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .446 10.295 91.20
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153 .267 11.218 76.18
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 -.072 10.377 105.56
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510 Broke
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .697 10.169 104.34
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460 .805 9.978 107.20
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .046 9.945 80.58
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557 .233 9.539 108.84
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.480 10.288 108.32
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500 3.823 46.444 27.78
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .377 10.372 73.48
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511 .529 10.634 74.30
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .376 10.183 107.32
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392 .911 10.471 107.28
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 .394 10.258 100.30
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460 .668 10.236 108.62
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .207 10.269 111.12
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454 -.030 10.470 104.28
Round 2
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .536 10.328 94.80
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.122 9.788 112.66
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .549 10.079 111.54
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .425 10.476 106.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .177 10.053 98.66
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 .278 10.478 99.70
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .415 10.188 104.48
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .364 10.295 104.06
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .025 9.285 112.54
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 -.421 10.829 92.76
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .843 10.700 102.66
Yep the whackers were left for dead in the 1st round. Good thing Kevin was there to at least carry some of the dead weight.
Lots of smaller inch motors running some big mph, 452 mopar running 106.76 interesting.

[Kurtis500]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Lots of smaller inch motors running some big mph, 452 mopar running 106.76 interesting.
Thats an iron block with the Edelbrock heads and 2 4's in John's boat.

[You Te]

That's funny, I only counted 3 wackers, when I look at the CI comparison I die laughing. You Te Originally posted by Jetboatguru
It looks like there was a whacka eating frenzy in the Red Bluff waters.
Carnage everywhere!!!
Qualifying Results
Qfy Boat # Boat Name Driver Town Engine ET O/U MPH
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460
Elimination Results
Round 1
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .157 11.234 86.66
22 377 Philip Ekdahl Valley Center, CA Duncan 460 1.312 10.879 83.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .243 10.037 101.78
17 27 Fear None Santoro Akins Henderson, NV Merc 153 .686 9.964 105.54
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .446 10.295 91.20
3 26 Wild Thang 2 Kenneth Shaw Henderson, NV Merc 153 .267 11.218 76.18
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 -.072 10.377 105.56
7 117 Xtreme Pleasure Chris Yates Estacada, OR Ford 510 Broke
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .697 10.169 104.34
5 327 No Mo Slow Joe Dave Littrell North Bend, OR Chev 460 .805 9.978 107.20
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .046 9.945 80.58
21 809 Cruisin Crusader Chris Owens San Diego, CA Chev 557 .233 9.539 108.84
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.480 10.288 108.32
13 323 Ryan Heiser Fresno, CA Chev 500 3.823 46.444 27.78
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .377 10.372 73.48
19 054 Shock Therapy Jeff Vail Redding, CA Chev 511 .529 10.634 74.30
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .376 10.183 107.32
14 137 Just A Few Seconds Darrin Boyce Phoenix, AZ Chry 392 .911 10.471 107.28
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 .394 10.258 100.30
11 721 John Douglas Antelope, CA Chev 460 .668 10.236 108.62
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .207 10.269 111.12
15 237 Just A Few Seconds More Doug Williams Phoenix, AZ Chev 454 -.030 10.470 104.28
Round 2
20 022 David Gipe Sparks, NV Chev 460 .536 10.328 94.80
10 182 Rick Kunze Colusa, CA Chev 541 1.122 9.788 112.66
8 911 Omelette Express Rick Barretta Santa Rosa, CA Chry 392 .549 10.079 111.54
18 108 Psychopath John Rodgers Reno, NV Mopar 452 .425 10.476 106.76
6 298 Abracadabra Bob Prigmore Arroyo, CA BBC 500 .177 10.053 98.66
16 129 Blu Bye U Shawn Forrest Hollister, CA Chev 460 .278 10.478 99.70
4 508 Hot Shot Dave Lipinski Madera, CA Chev 460 .415 10.188 104.48
9 561 Kevin Kraft Folsom, CA Merc 150 .364 10.295 104.06
2 898 King Kong Lance Matty Sangurita, NV Chev 468 .025 9.285 112.54
12 918 Pure Badness Mike Garrett Stockton, CA Chev 460 -.421 10.829 92.76
1 055 Hazardous Waste Allen Beers Cottage Grove, OR Chev 468 .843 10.700 102.66
Yep the whackers were left for dead in the 1st round. Good thing Kevin was there to at least carry some of the dead weight.

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
That's funny, I only counted 3 wackers, when I look at the CI comparison I die laughing. You Te
The only reason these 3 wackers weren't all dead last, was because the Big Block guys haven't harnessed the full potential of thier combinations. A healthy small block can spank your strappers.
The Nitro Hemi's of drag car racing are making upwards of 7000 horsepower!!!!!!:eek!: And that's with strict rules in place. Imagine what they could do with no CI, blower or fuel limits (to mention a few). These guys aren't even allowed E.F.I.!
When I try and imagine the most power anyone could ever pull (literally) from a wacker, I die laughing.
Make me a drink.
RC:cool:

[Tom Brown]

Are all big block guys as full of excuses as Roman 1? :confused:
Hey Roman... I'll bet it's killing you that some pretty serious hardware got beat. I think you're right about their setups. If they install K&N Filter Chargers and maybe even Tornado fuel savers, they will return to rule the day.

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Hey Roman... I'll bet it's killing you that some pretty serious hardware got beat
... they will return to rule the day.
Confusion is common with outboarders...
Killing me? Not hardly! Its thier choice to run those motors well below thier potential.
Just because a couple of wackers can outrun "1 or 2" of our slower big blocks (because they haven't been leaned on), that does not give supremecy to the clamp ons.
From the races to the river big blocks still rule the day.:cool:
The only category wackers rule is fuel economy. :rolleyes:
RC:)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by Kurtis500
Thats an iron block with the Edelbrock heads and 2 4's in John's boat.
No shit, that is cool, any pics or specs????

[You Te]

Well Roman 1,
I have yet to see a 7000 hp boat out cruising around on the lake. Why is that, could it be because it's a TRAILER QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see a photo of your big block that rules the day.
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by You Te
I have yet to see a 7000 hp boat out cruising around on the lake.
It would probably need pump premium...

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Well Roman 1,
I have yet to see a 7000 hp boat out cruising around on the lake. Why is that, could it be because it's a TRAILER QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see a photo of your big block that rules the day.
You Te
I can't believe how easy it is to confuse you string pullers.;)
The analogy was for YOUR CI comparo.
.....this is the part where you guys like to dance around the subject.
I'll tell you what, (this goes out to any of you...Tom, Te, Hippy)why don't you post a pic or video of what you consider is the ultimate wacker (I will expect the pic or vid to be self selling). I in return will post a response in the same format.
Show us why you think wackers are better and I in return will show you a big block v-drive that will outrun it.
If your talking lake, race, ski or combination of the three???Whatever! lets see it!! I will respond swiftly!
RC:cool:

[Jetboatguru]

Yeah I bet you are laughing your ass off. I think it is probably the reason that you guys run outboards. You have an excuse why you get beat over and over and over. 1 guy went 1 round. All the others got rolled in the first round by a Big block. How do you explain it?
I cruise my boat all day. It is a great river boat. I can hold as many peeps in it as you can Uncle Tony. It is 509 ci and it pushes a boat that weighs 1900lbs fully rigged with me in the boat. Countless times you have been called out and not once have you answered the call. My offer still stands to pay your entry fee to an NJBA event.

[You Te]

Roman 1,
I'm not sure I have enough tapes to video a wacker at work, you see once they hit the water they actually do what we call boating.
Just say it Roman 1 the really fast big blocks are TRAILER QUEENS you know it and so does everyone else. Come on now lets see your big bad big block that runs the lake all day and beats the outboards in a drag race.
You can do it, stop dancing around the photo.
Come on Guru you know better than that. The big blocks that run the Havasu waters then up the river and back, what ET bracket do they run.
Yes Guru, You have a great river boat as long as the trailer is not to far away. Sure you can cruise all day whatever you say.
You have been called out for BBSP what happened? Let's go boating Guru, we can launch at Havasu cruise up to Topock get some lunch then up river to the Avi, play a little black jack then back to speed alley, do some drag racing and then back to Havasu.
Ask your trailer if it's ok.:D :D :D :D
You Te

[Roland the Fisherman]

Look Lil' Ceaser, the NHRA rules (as well as F-1 Nascar CART IRL etc) are in place to hold costs down so as to keep the underfunded teams in the game and make it a level playing field. This includes ALL of the boating commuity. If you don't believe me walk through an IHBA or a NJBA pit and drop a $20 and watch the fur fly.
Also, in the early 90's a fuel motor was marketed as a 3500hp monster!
It had a 1471 blower, 92%in the tank, dual mags, dual pumps, dual plugs, fuel injection, most ran a 500ci KB and killed it at the end of the pass.
Todays monster's run a 1471 blower, 92% in the tank, dual mags............kill it at the end of the pass. HOWEVER now it makes 7000hp.
Don't you just love marketing!
The main reason for todays lower et's and higher mph is due to the advancement in clutch tech. over the last 10 to 15yrs.
Guru, I'm watching! 1900lbs and all day boating?
PS, I saw a boat with "suck my wake" painted on the transom a few weekends ago headed to the Blyth area, was that you? Nice boat!:)

[Jetboatguru]

Uncle Tony,
Me being called out to the BBSP is like the JV squad having a scrimmage. The Varsity team had a race that weekend so we were unable to make it. We were in Needles the following week for the whole week, not just a couple of days and not an outboard to be seen. I guess the JV had another soph-frosh scrimmage. When you are ready to play with the big boys, come out and give it a whirl. We piss standing up.:D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Roman 1,
Just say it Roman 1 the really fast big blocks are TRAILER QUEENS you know it and so does everyone else. Come on now lets see your big bad big block that runs the lake all day and beats the outboards in a drag race.
Yes Guru, You have a great river boat as long as the trailer is not to far away. Sure you can cruise all day whatever you say.
You have been called out for BBSP what happened? Let's go boating Guru, we can launch at Havasu cruise up to Topock get some lunch then up river to the Avi, play a little black jack then back to speed alley, do some drag racing and then back to Havasu.
You Te
Its time you finally fell off that turn-up truck there skippy.
To be fair, I will concede that there are a good number of "big power" dragboats that could be fairly labeled TQ's. There are also a good number of "big power" big block v-drives that stay in the water all day.
Because of a few you label them all. Thats just straight ignorance!
If I were to adopt your logic I could assume ALL wackers need 1/2 an hour and forward ballast just to plane out!
I don't know where you hide, but... come out, come out, wherever you are and wake up to the reality that Big blocks ARE top of the food chain on the water. Led by Tony S.:D
RC:cool:
p.s. Roland, you can mathematically deduce 7000 hp from 4.70 et and 320 mph in a 1/4 mile.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by Roman 1
p.s. Roland, you can mathematically deduce 7000 hp from 4.70 et and 320 mph in a 1/4 mile. [/B]
Remove the clutch, and the computer that governs the slip all the way down the strip, and re-figure using 6+sec.:)

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
Uncle Tony,
We piss standing up.:D
Soooo! It's you GD big blockers that keep going into the ex. wash room and pissing all over the seat and floor! Damn! I just hate that!:mad:

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Blah Blah Blah...
Led by Tony S.:D
RC:cool:
p.s. Roland, you can mathematically deduce 7000 hp from 4.70 et and 320 mph in a 1/4 mile.
Do you wipe his ass for him too??:p
BJH

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
Do you wipe his ass for him too??:p
BJH
Blow me!:rolleyes:
RC:cool:

[Kurtis500]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
Also, in the early 90's a fuel motor was marketed as a 3500hp monster!
It had a 1471 blower, 92%in the tank, dual mags, dual pumps, dual plugs, fuel injection, most ran a 500ci KB and killed it at the end of the pass.
Todays monster's run a 1471 blower, 92% in the tank, dual mags............kill it at the end of the pass. HOWEVER now it makes 7000hp.
Don't you just love marketing!
The main reason for todays lower et's and higher mph is due to the advancement in clutch tech. over the last 10 to 15yrs.
The fuel systems are mostly responsible for the increase. They used to run 30-40 gpm fuel systems compared to 70-80+ gallons per minute pumps now. An average pass is around 72-75 gallons per minute at WOT aong with better mags to light it off. SuperMags are about 5-7 amps while the new MSD's are supposed to be 44. The more fuel the more power with nitro and the harder on the parts. They used to leave the motors together between rounds too. Things have changed.

[You Te]

Guru,
Why do I need to come out to play with the "Big Boys" I don't like Trailer Queens.
You knew about BBSP well in advance. If you have something to prove come out to BBSP and do so.
Needles, ah yes, during the week, just like a drag strip and the best part is, the trailer is not to far away.
Roman 1,
I will concede a big block v drive can stay parked in the water all day if it's not to rough.
I don't hide, I let people know when I'm boating and I also post photos of my ride.
Do you have a boat or do you just talk about how fast everyone else is?
Tell me Roman, if you can, what ET do these big block v drives that run up and down the lake all day do.
Now let's see that photo of your killer ride.
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Blow me!
Outboard guys ask chicks to do that but hey... who are we to judge...

[Jetboatguru]

Uncle Tony, it's ok. The JV team needs love too. We know there will never be a day when we see you on the water with your boat unless it is 80 miles out off the Channel Islands where you are throwing plastics for Yellowtail. But don't be a hater on the real boaters in here. Don't hate, appreciate. Looks like Roman is gettin the best of you. I thought you had more discipline than to let a character from The Great Outdoors get to you.
My Trailer queen is being painted from all the abuse it took in Needles. Peace out Uncle Tony.

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Roman 1,
I will concede a big block v drive can stay parked in the water all day if it's not to rough.
I don't hide, I let people know when I'm boating and I also post photos of my ride.
Do you have a boat or do you just talk about how fast everyone else is?
Tell me Roman, if you can, what ET do these big block v drives that run up and down the lake all day do.
Now let's see that photo of your killer ride.
You Te
At least your consistant with your ignorance. :)
Maybe you need a history lesson in boating?
Early contestants of the catalina ski race were big block flattbottoms. Is the open ocean rough enough to fit your rough water criteria?
I attended the champ boat races in Windsor Colorado last year. On Sunday the race was momentarily held for wind. To keep the show going they ran the superstocks in the rough shit instead of the outboard tunnels. The tunnels ran later after the wind and water settled.
More History lesson--> superstocks are big block flattbottom circle boats 3rd down the pecking order of fastest big block flattbottom circle boats. The speed record for these (the 3rd slowest of inboard runabouts) is 121mph averaged 2 ways threw 5/8's of a mile. They race 5 mile long heats, several of them per day.
I have a boat AND I talk about how fast all my v-drive friends are. If you want to see my boat, rent the movie the "The Great Outdoors".
Boat e.t.'s for the lake boats you inquire about vary. Billy B's boat has never been timed but has clicked off 141 simultaneously on 2 different radar guns running against a 7 mph current! His boat is an ex race boat set up for 5 mile races, now its just a riverboat.
Dossangers has another 140 mph riverboat as well as Roger Martin.
Les hayes has a small block Biesemeyer that runs 120 plus, not sure on e.t.
We have the Mand D boat and Smalls running 8's at 125 plus. There are several Grand National and Ski race boats running big numbers... I could go on all day.
Ill take a margarita please.:eek: :D
RC:cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Outboard guys ask chicks to do that but hey... who are we to judge...
Outboard guys?? Now theres an oxymoron:eek:
RC:cool:

[uclahater]

Roman 1,
I will concede a big block v drive can stay parked in the water all day if it's not to rough.
I don't hide, I let people know when I'm boating and I also post photos of my ride.
So far the only pictures weve seen of your boat are on the trailer UT I think your the true trailer queen just waiting to come out of the closet:p

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by Roman 1
At least your consistant with your ignorance. :)
Maybe you need a history lesson in boating?
Early contestants of the catalina ski race were big block flattbottoms. Is the open ocean rough enough to fit your rough water criteria?
Ill take a margarita please.:eek: :D
RC:cool:
And how many flatbottoms are running the Catalina ski race now?? I know there were outboards there last year.
So Flatbottoms USED to be the hot ticket. How many manufacturers still build flatbottoms???
Hmmm
BJH

[Jetboatguru]

I can answer that.
Canyon, Cole, 3 D, Hondo, Bitz, Howard, Victory. There are 7 that I know of.

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
And how many flatbottoms are running the Catalina ski race now?? I know there were outboards there last year.
So Flatbottoms USED to be the hot ticket. How many manufacturers still build flatbottoms???
Hmmm
BJH
It seems my work is never done over here in Bench racers.;)
No, flatbottoms were not run in the last CSR, but its not uncommon to see the Raysoncraft of Lanse Haselrig still pulling this race. That is a Big Block v-drive for those of you that are still riding in the turn-up truck.
Reference to Te's "parked in the water if its not too rough" quote
Cue in on the fact that they CAN run in the ocean. Honestly, I wouldn't run a flatty out in that shit either... nor would I run a Mirage for that matter. Check out the fastest offshore boats, you'll find Big Block V8's there.
I'm not above hand feeding this to you Mr. Hippy.
Next!
For those who have a big enough pair, the flatbottom is definately a "Hot Ticket," especially at the river or the drags.
There are many Flatbottom manufacturers still laying up boats
for those who desire. For example, you can still buy a; Hondo, Howard, Canyon, Miller, Raysoncraft, Barron Sprint (Hallet), Revenge, Schiada, D'Cucci, Mako, Canary is that enough for you? If not I could probably think of a few more.
RC:rolleyes:

[Jetboatguru]

Ole Roman knows his S h i t here.
:D

[You Te]

The only thing going on here is Romans shit talking. Now he's talking ocean boats, what next, a history lesson on the Queen Mary.

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
The only thing going on here is Romans shit talking. Now he's talking ocean boats, what next, a history lesson on the Queen Mary.
You Te can you please post a pic of your boat in the water:rolleyes: Im starting to think that your a hippocrit:cool: And I just hate feeling this way:p

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by uclahater
You Te can you please post a pic of your boat in the water
Ahhoy there, mate! :D

[You Te]

See what I mean, 5 miles Trailer Queen. You're right Roman you could go on all day and bore us. Oh yes, flat bottoms, today's #1 seller for river boats. Bwahahahahaahahahahah!
I think you left out the top fuel river boats. Honestly Roman, You reek of Trailer Queen envy. I don't think you will ever learn.
Guru, I'm proud of you, admiting you have a Trailer Queen............:D :D :D :D What will Roman do now.
I'm still waiting to see uclahater's turd.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
See what I mean, 5 miles Trailer Queen. You're right Roman you could go on all day and bore us. Oh yes, flat bottoms, today's #1 seller for river boats. Bwahahahahaahahahahah!
I think you left out the top fuel river boats. Honestly Roman, You reek of Trailer Queen envy. I don't think you will ever learn. You Te
Its not me, its the subject matter.... out"bore"d.
It takes a pair beyond your comprehension to own a flatbottom. The straight fear of that much performance will allways keep sales clear of you and the general populous.
Hail to the kings you unworthy, underpowered, gay sounding, wacker strappers.
I apologize for the pain my education has forced on you, but remember there is still hope....you can allways sell your piece of shit or....
.....stick to your fishing streams, yard sheds and mini bars.
Thats real excitement:rolleyes:
RC;)

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
See what I mean, 5 miles Trailer Queen. You're right Roman you could go on all day and bore us. Oh yes, flat bottoms, today's #1 seller for river boats. Bwahahahahaahahahahah!
I think you left out the top fuel river boats. Honestly Roman, You reek of Trailer Queen envy. I don't think you will ever learn.
Guru, I'm proud of you, admiting you have a Trailer Queen............:D :D :D :D What will Roman do now.
I'm still waiting to see uclahater's turd.
You Te
Go to page 56 of the Hot boat post in the V-Drives and you can see a pic of my boat (In The Water Running) and thats more than we can say for any pic you've show:rolleyes:

[You Te]

Oh yes Roman, play up.................only real men can drive a flats angle that's a good one.
Your are right I don't like to get the shit kicked out of me when there is a ripple in the water. And I think the general populous will agree flats are
Trailer Queens plain and simple.
I am sorry to have exposed you as a shit talker. Remember, their is still hope for you, if you want a kick as boat you can always buy a wacker.
And remember Roman the view never changes if you run 2nd best........ by a wacker. Bawhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

I love the smell of pre-mix in the morning!!!!
BJH

[You Te]

Wow uclahater,
what a nice roomy boat you have there and such a long helm you have there. I'll bet it's really quick I can see I stand no chance against your boat.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You Te

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
Wow uclahater,
what a nice roomy boat you have there and such a long helm you have there. I'll bet it's really quick I can see I stand no chance against your boat.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You Te
You Te for the last time put up or SHUT UP where is a pic of your boat in the water:
I dont believe I've ever claimed to be able to beat you have I:
Remember here your the one calling everyone trailer queens with only pics of your boat on the trailer
You called me out for a pic of my boat and I gave you one:cool: Now you do the same:p or shut the f uck up:

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by uclahater
Go to page 56 of the Hot boat post in the V-Drives and you can see a pic of my boat (In The Water Running) and thats more than we can say for any pic you've show:rolleyes:
This may sound stupid but which one is it???

[You Te]

Now let's not get disrespectful uclahater. No photo of my boat in the water for you.
Max, it's the yellow one.
You Te

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
This may sound stupid but which one is it???
Its the one that says "RENEGADE" on it:D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Oh yes Roman, play up.................only real men can drive a flats angle that's a good one.
Your are right I don't like to get the shit kicked out of me when there is a ripple in the water. And I think the general populous will agree flats are
Trailer Queens plain and simple.
I am sorry to have exposed you as a shit talker. Remember, their is still hope for you, if you want a kick as boat you can always buy a wacker.
And remember Roman the view never changes if you run 2nd best........ by a wacker. Bawhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Te
It takes more than a few ripples to kick the shit out of a real man. :rolleyes:
With this much ignorance I can see why you own a wacker.
Most people would give up on dissability this pronounced, but I'm not giving up on you you sissys, call me the humanitarian.
The first step to recovery is recognizing your problem. Admitting that wackers are 4th not 2nd as you stated is where you start.
I doubt you'll even fully come out this course totin as much sack as the average girl :eek: but I'm going to keep your short bus running as long as it takes.
Hey, can you make me a capuccino with that thing? :p
RC:cool:

[CrazyHippy]

I'll admit, those car boats sure are LOUD... they have to be fast if they are loud.... right
BJH:D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
I'll admit, those car boats sure are LOUD... they have to be fast if they are loud.... right
BJH:D
I'll bet your pretty good on the Banjo right?
RC:p

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
Now let's not get disrespectful uclahater. No photo of my boat in the water for you.
Max, it's the yellow one.
You Te
You Te I dont know why I have wasted so much time trying to see a pic of your boat when your not even the King Roland the Fisherman is. So with that said Roland show me a pic of your non Trailer queen boat.
Plus he runs at lost lake and from what I understand yours doesnt even hit water much less lost lake
Roland IM sorry for starting at the bottom of the PECKING ORDER:D please forgive me:cool:

[Roland the Fisherman]

[Tom Brown]

Great looking boat, Roland. :cool:
Look at those guys standing on the beach talking about how cool they would be if they owned 7000 hp v-drives. :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

Here's mine, but it's on the beach. Beach Queen?
I don't think I've got UT's new boat covered.

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
Here's mine, but it's on the beach. Beach Queen?
I don't think I've got UT's new boat covered.
I knew that you would come through, and I seriously doubt that You Te Garage Queen could even come close. From what I here he like being at the bottom of the PECKING ORDER:D
By the way Nice Ride looks really clean:cool:

[You Te]

That's right uclahater I'm no match for Roland. Lost Lake, I think I've boated there.:D :D :D
You Te

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Great looking boat, Roland. :cool:
Look at those guys standing on the beach talking about how cool they would be if they owned 7000 hp v-drives. :D
Thanks Tom/uclahater.
Those guys on the beach? That would be me and UT (white shirts....you know the good guys) telling the owner of a fueler the best way to tow to the beach at last years BBSP.:D

[You Te]

That's ok Roman stick around, I don't mind slapping you around.
At least you're not self-centered, you talk about how fast everyone else is.:( :( :( :( :(
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
That's ok Roman stick around, I don't mind slapping you around.
At least you're not self-centered, you talk about how fast everyone else is.:( :( :( :( :(
You Te
So is it true that Roland slaps you around???
I'll be happy to stick around thanks, oh ya, I'll have a Laute!
RC:)

[CrazyHippy]

Roland is playing nice... letting that chrome thing look at something other than the ass end of his boat...
I think UT's new boat is faster... he got the ceramic coated trailer bearings, and they are good for atleast 15MPH:p
BJH:cool:

[Jetboatguru]

Hey now UCLA hater, you hit below the belt on the comment about Rolands boat kicking You Te's ass. IT IS TRUE and all but lets keep this above the belt. I have ridden in Rolands boat and he took it up to 120 then whipped a turn. That was bad ass. I am yet to see You Te's boat on the water so I think he should not be allowed to participate in this debate. Only boat owners should be allowed.
Roland's boat is clean and it sees its fair share of time on the water. I saw him square off with a 9 second jet and give it all he wanted. Still no sign of the ficticious You Te boat though. Garage queen?:p :p

[You Te]

Well Guru,
Why bring out the big guns just to swat a few flys.
You Te

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
Hey now UCLA hater, you hit below the belt on the comment about Rolands boat kicking You Te's ass. IT IS TRUE and all but lets keep this above the belt. I have ridden in Rolands boat and he took it up to 120 then whipped a turn. That was bad ass. I am yet to see You Te's boat on the water so I think he should not be allowed to participate in this debate. Only boat owners should be allowed.
Roland's boat is clean and it sees its fair share of time on the water. I saw him square off with a 9 second jet and give it all he wanted. Still no sign of the ficticious You Te boat though. Garage queen?:p :p
Just callin it like I see it Guru:D Roland always backs up his words with fact and action. You Te backs it up with put downs and rederict:rolleyes:
You Te- " All talk no action Garage Queen "
I dont believe I've ever put down You Tes boat I've just asked for a pic of it in the water so he he could prove that he wasnt a hippocrit;)
So if thats hittin below the belt so be it:eek:

[Jetboatguru]

Did you hear something UCLAhater?
I thought I heard something but it was nothing.

[You Te]

Gee uclahater,
you knew about BBSP, Roland and I boated at Lost Lake, and at Havasu, I don't recall seeing you there on the water.
Sometimes I go to Elsinore to do some testing I"ll let you know when so you can see the boat up close and personal.
You Te

[Roland the Fisherman]

UT, I feel like we're a couple of roosters and we have been thrown into the pen so all the hens and other cocks can watch us fight!;)

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
UT, I feel like we're a couple of roosters and we have been thrown into the pen so all the hens and other cocks can watch us fight!;)
We're just trying to trying to figure out the pecking order of all you chickens so we know who to release the lion on. :eek: :D :D
RC:)

[Tom Brown]

Garage queen. :D :D :D

[CrazyHippy]

Here kitty kitty:D
I've seen UT's boat on the water:p Seemed to be running a little slow, as the trailer was still attached to the bottom of it. :eek: :rolleyes: :eek:
Haven't seen guru's boat though, UT was even kind enough to bring him a trailer to park it on.....
BJH:D

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
UT, I feel like we're a couple of roosters and we have been thrown into the pen so all the hens and other cocks can watch us fight!;)
Roman you may be a Rooster , but You Te aint nothin but a big ole CHICKEN:D

[You Te]

I love it, being called a chicken by the guy's that don't show up to BBSP.
Roland, what do expect from a bunch of big blocks guy's.
Hippy, that was a bitch carrying around that trailer, and then Guru don't even show up. :D
You Te

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by uclahater
Roman you may be a Rooster , but You Te aint nothin but a big ole CHICKEN:D
I believe the term I used was "cocks":D not Rooster:D when refering to you boyz!

[Jetboatguru]

Does anybody here that noise, I think it is the peanut gallery led by its fearless leader You Te.
Boatless wonders(You Te) = peanut gallery
Highly vocal boatless wonders (You Te) = leader of the peanut gallery.
Carry on all!!!!!!!

[Jetboatguru]

COme on guys,
I think we should lighten up on You Te.
We may piss him off and he may pick up his make believe boat and leave the sandbox.
Lets all play nicely together and make him feel at home. It's like the kid with the make believe friend. "Hey You Te, nice boat:rolleyes: Oh look, you did a nice job of painting it:rolleyes:
and look, you put an outboard on it:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
I believe the term I used was "cocks":D not Rooster:D when refering to you boyz!
quote:
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Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
UT, I feel like we're a couple of roosters and we have been thrown into the pen so all the hens and other cocks can watch us fight!
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Roman you may be a Rooster , but You Te aint nothin but a big ole CHICKEN
__________________
And I believe you called yourself and You Te a couple of Roosters so I just wanted to clarify that statement:D

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
COme on guys,
I think we should lighten up on You Te.
We may piss him off and he may pick up his make believe boat and leave the sandbox.
Lets all play nicely together and make him feel at home. It's like the kid with the make believe friend. "Hey You Te, nice boat:rolleyes: Oh look, you did a nice job of painting it:rolleyes:
and look, you put an outboard on it:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Now that is some funny shit!!!:D

[MAXIMUS]

I am going to jump into this with both feet!!! Here I go.... Hey my brothers boat could kick all your asses!!!!!!:p Its BLOWN!!!:eek:

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I am going to jump into this with both feet!!! Here I go.... Hey my brothers boat could kick all your asses!!!!!!:p Its BLOWN!!!:eek:
Does it start:p
BJH

[You Te]

Yes, my boat is make believe, it's just a Mirage. Don't lighten up guys hit me with some funny shit.
Max, don't you mean 1 foot?
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Hell yea it starts!!!!!!!!! & its fast too!!!! Waaaaaaaaayyyyy faster than "everybodys" boats man!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: As was brought to my attention by a good friend of mine I would like to make a revision on an older post! ----> "I am going to jump into this with both feet" Has been changed... The new sentance should read-----> " I think you guys have to get some new material!" Please make note!
Hey Guru have you gps'd that monster of yours??? Does it run better than Smalls boat? I saw a video of smalls running & was blown away at how fuggin quick he is!!! :) Smalls if you read this kudos to you sir!:cool:

[You Te]

Come on one leg Max,
125 mph in the 8's for a big block ( big block means car motor) Trailer Queen. I'm sorry I'm not impressed. Guru's full on lake flat bottom runs 7.80s very impressive for a full on lake boat. And to think with ONLY 509 CI, talk about a small block, wow.
So hows the leg Max, will you still be able to push the gas peddle on the boat?
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Yea actually its healing rather fast! I get my cast of june 21 & get a leg brace so I can move around a little better! And I must say that an 8 sec boat is impressive to me! :)

[uclahater]

Eight seconds is impressive to UT also thats the time hes shooting for to be able to push it out of the Garage:D

[CrazyHippy]

is that 8 seconds the total amount of time off the trailer??:D
BJH

[Flat Truth]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
It is 509 ci and it pushes a boat that weighs 1900lbs fully rigged with me in the boat.
What do you weigh... maybe 50 pounds soaking wet?

[You Te]

Glad to hear you're doing well Max.
Hippy, you're killing me.:D :D :D :D :D :D
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

Hell mine spends more than 8 seconds clearing the smoke out:D
Maybe the secret to a really fast boat is leaving the trailer in the water... so kinda magnetism betweent he boat and the trailer, that makes it run 200% better:confused: :confused: :confused:
What do I know, I am just a lowly lake boater:D :cool:
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by You Te
Glad to hear you're doing well Max.
Hippy, you're killing me.:D :D :D :D :D :D
You Te
Thanks amigo...:) Have you heard from my biatch Barney???
He still owes me a night of cocktails!!!:D

[MAXIMUS]

Hey extremly long member I will be in vegas july 23 any chance hooking up for a cold beverage???:confused: :)

[You Te]

Hippy,
Klotz R-50, sds system and not much smoke.
Max, I heard from Barney, he's doing well under the circumstances.
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

I'm not sure if i'll be in Vegas on that weekend or not.... My B-day is the 24th, and I may be @ Havascrew.....
UT, I like the smoke, keeps the mosquitos away:D
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by You Te
Hippy,
Klotz R-50, sds system and not much smoke.
Max, I heard from Barney, he's doing well under the circumstances.
You Te
Bubba aint putting the screws to him is he???:eek:
Tell him I miss my purple fuggin dinasor!:)
Hey extrem my b-day is the 23rd, hence the vegas deal!:cool:

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
Bubba aint putting the screws to him is he???:eek:
Tell him I miss my purple fuggin dinasor!:)
Hey extrem my b-day is the 23rd, hence the vegas deal!:cool:
Hey Maximus my birthday is the 23rd also:D So I guess I'll see ya in Vegas:cool:

[MAXIMUS]

Not if I can help it...;) Come on down we are staying at the Venitian! No kids & lots & lots & lots & lots & lots of cocktails & such!!!!!:cool: I will be able to use the pool bar as well!:)

[MAXIMUS]

I think there is another bar inside that I will probably investigate as well...:idea: :idea: :smilespi: Then maybe peel off from the wives & head on over to little darlings for some pre dinner entertainment!:devil: :eek: :D

[MAXIMUS]

I love bars...:) :) :) :) :) :)
Oh yea hater you can buy me a gin & juice while I kick your ass at some hardcore bench racing!!!!:D

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I love bars...:) :) :) :) :) :)
Oh yea hater you can buy me a gin & juice while I kick your ass at some hardcore bench racing!!!!:D
Sorry Maxi I'll be in Burley for the boat races, plus I dont drink:(
So how old will you be? are you older than me or younger?
Im guessen older:D
I'll bet your my Brothers age especially with that haircut being so out of date:cool:

[MAXIMUS]

I will be 26 on the 23rd!:D

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I will be 26 on the 23rd!:D
WOW!!!!!! IM going to hate to see what you look like when your my age(soon to be 35):cool: You'll probably look at least 50:p You might want to slow down a little bit hey maybe even hit the Gym a time or 2:D

[You Te]

Max,
You're just a kid!!!!:D
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

No way, he's an old ****... I'll be 25 on the 24th...LOL
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
No way, he's an old ****... I'll be 25 on the 24th...LOL
BJH
:D :D :D :D

[MAXIMUS]

For the record the gym comment was crossing over the edicate line... I have an inactive thyroid gland !!!:D Hater I wouldn't go braggin about your age with the level of posting you have been achieving...:rolleyes: lol You and I must have been born on the same friggin day! You werent that little panzie ass biatch with the small uncircumsized penis laying next to me in the incubator where you???:eek: :D :D :D

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
For the record the gym comment was crossing over the edicate line... I have an inactive thyroid gland !!!:D Hater I wouldn't go braggin about your age with the level of posting you have been achieving...:rolleyes: lol You and I must have been born on the same friggin day! You werent that little panzie ass biatch with the small uncircumsized penis laying next to me in the incubator where you???:eek: :D :D :D
Maxi anyone with a halfway normal sized Penis would of cut it off along with there leg in the accident you had, just be glad for your SMALLNESS:p
If you were born in Whittier Hospital in 1969 than that was probably me:D
Trust me Im not braggin about being almost 35 considering Im trapped in a 50 year old body with the mind of a 12 year old

[You Te]

****ing kids.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by You Te
****ing kids.
:D :D .............( . )( . )............

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by You Te
****ing kids.
That's what I do in my spare time... hehehe
So is your daughter 18:D
I know Kim 's is:p :D :p :D
You bringing her w/ you this time Kim???
BJH

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
****ing kids.
I've got one that turns 15 next week:)

[CrazyHippy]

damn, too young, even I have standards (believe it or not)
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by uclahater
Maxi anyone with a halfway normal sized Penis would of cut it off along with there leg in the accident you had, just be glad for your SMALLNESS:p
If you were born in Whittier Hospital in 1969 than that was probably me:D
That is too funny! Damn we are withing a few hours apart!:)

[You Te]

Max,
I was told you were about 40 :confused: :confused:
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

That chick was saying it would take her 40 beers before she found Maxi cute....
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Well way back in the day I was a six pack!!!:cool: Then as time crept on I became a 12 pack!!!:rolleyes: Now I could be about a 24-48 pack depending on what a chick wants...:D U.T. you were miss informed! I think Barney had a few to many that night! Of course I was buying so it would make sense!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
That chick was saying it would take her 40 beers before she found Maxi cute....
BJH
You will think its cute when I tell ya to bend over & let me drive!!:eek:

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
That is too funny! Damn we are withing a few hours apart!:)
All this time BITCH SLAPPIN me around the boards, and now look how much we have in commin:D

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
You will think its cute when I tell ya to bend over & let me drive!!:eek:
No big thing:p
And as for my asshole... uhhhh.... NO
BJH

[You Te]

Max,
that's interesting, the more Barney drank the older you looked.:confused: :confused:
I thought it worked the other way around.:confused: :confused:
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by uclahater
All this time BITCH SLAPPIN me around the boards, and now look how much we have in commin:D
See thats the difference in a Man (me) & a boy (you)... You thought I was a slappin & I thought we was just makin conversation!:)

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by You Te
Max,
that's interesting, the more Barney drank the older you looked.:confused: :confused:
I thought it worked the other way around.:confused: :confused:
You Te
What the fuk do you expect from a waka smaka... Seems to follow suit! :rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

Of course I didn't see you there & as a result of you telling Barney " go find out what this circus monkey really has" I have now & forever been labeled!:frown: :D BIATCH!!!!!:)

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
See thats the difference in a Man (me) & a boy (you)... You thought I was a slappin & I thought we was just makin conversation!:)
If your the defenition of a man:rolleyes: Than IM sure glad IM a boy:D

[You Te]

Max,
Barney said you showed up without your boat. So we don't know what you really got. Barney said you were a good guy so you could hang out with us fast wackers.:D :D
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by You Te
Max,
Barney said you showed up without your boat. So we don't know what you really got. Barney said you were a good guy so you could hang out with us fast wackers.:D :D
You Te
:idea2: :cool:

[MAXIMUS]

Pretty sure I had my boat there...:D

[You Te]

Max,
if you had your boat there then who does the blown jet belong to?
So if you have 2 boats I guess the one you had there is the fast one. :D :D :D :D
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by You Te
Max,
if you had your boat there then who does the blown jet belong to?
So if you have 2 boats I guess the one you had there is the fast one. :D :D :D :D
You Te
Depends on whos askin!:D I thought it was kinda funny the way he was looking around suspiciously for the "other" boat. Then I laughed my ass off when he pulled his gps out of his fag bag! We did have a good time shootin the shit & talking smack! I look forward to another get together with him & maybe some of you other strap on, dart throwin, t baggin, banna hamack swinging amigos...:)
Also is there really another bbsp this september???

[You Te]

Max,
Sometimes some of the guys get together is Sept.
But I'm sure your muffler bearings will be out of wack by Sept..:D :D :D :D
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

:frown: :frown: :frown:
That cut me real deep amigo...

[You Te]

Max,
It was just a joke Max, I'm sure you will be in top shape.:D :D :D
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

YES I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :) :)