Scream
06-08-2004, 11:24 AM
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The
passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl,
it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles
under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let
me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" ..
"No sir," Earl said.
"We're on the patch."
:D
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The
passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl,
it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over
and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label
and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles
under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let
me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their
forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the
sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" ..
"No sir," Earl said.
"We're on the patch."
:D