Little Vito

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Little Vito On Math
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five
birds sitting on a fence, and
you shoot one of them, how many will
be left?" She calls on Little Vito.
He replies, "None. They will all fly
away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer
is four, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for
YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice
cream:
One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
"Well, I suppose the one that gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Vito replied,
"The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."