HammerDown
06-10-2004, 05:10 PM
Dictionary for Women's Personal Ad's:
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = will sleep with anyone
Athletic = no boobs
Beautiful = pathological liar
Contagious smile = smokes a lot of marijuana
Emotionally secure = on medication
Feminist = fat
Free spirit = junkie
Friendship first = former slut
Fun = annoying
New Age = doesn't shave underarms
Open-minded = desperate
Outgoing = loud & embarrassing
Passionate = sloppy drunk
Professional = bitch
Large frame = fat
Voluptuous = very fat
Wants soulmate = stalker
Women's English (translated)
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead! = You'd better not!
Do what you want = You will pay for this, later!
I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you idiot!!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about?
Men's English (No translation needed)
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = nice cleavage
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Can I take you to dinner? = Can we have sex?
Do you want to see a movie? = Can we have sex?
May I call you? = I'd like to have sex with you
I'm bored = Would you like to have sex?
I love you! = Let's have sex now
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = will sleep with anyone
Athletic = no boobs
Beautiful = pathological liar
Contagious smile = smokes a lot of marijuana
Emotionally secure = on medication
Feminist = fat
Free spirit = junkie
Friendship first = former slut
Fun = annoying
New Age = doesn't shave underarms
Open-minded = desperate
Outgoing = loud & embarrassing
Passionate = sloppy drunk
Professional = bitch
Large frame = fat
Voluptuous = very fat
Wants soulmate = stalker
Women's English (translated)
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead! = You'd better not!
Do what you want = You will pay for this, later!
I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you idiot!!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about?
Men's English (No translation needed)
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = nice cleavage
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Can I take you to dinner? = Can we have sex?
Do you want to see a movie? = Can we have sex?
May I call you? = I'd like to have sex with you
I'm bored = Would you like to have sex?
I love you! = Let's have sex now