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Boozer
06-10-2004, 09:05 PM
About yourself.....
We all know each other based on what we have posted. So I figure lets post some little known facts about ourselves.
Here's a little known fact about me.
Back in 2000 I was a hay salesman.

dmontzsta
06-10-2004, 09:06 PM
Back in 98 I was arrested for selling drugs.

Mandelon
06-10-2004, 09:09 PM
I blow snot out of my nostrils when no one is watching. :eek:

locogringo
06-10-2004, 09:09 PM
when I was 19, I got arrested in Newport Beach for lying to an officer because I had a cup of beer in my hand and was walking down the alley. I told him my name was something else and my friend standing right next to me was asked after I gave the officer my name (he heard it all) and he said no his name is "Daniel". He then tried to cover it up by stuttering and saying "Uh, I just met him and all.."
Bastard.
Too scared to call my parents and none of my friends had bail out maney.
Spent 2 days in the tank and finally broke down and called the pops who laughed about it all the way home!

C-2
06-10-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
Here's a little known fact about me.
Back in 2000 I was a hay salesman.
That's old news dude; give us something good.
:eek: :eek: ;)

seho
06-10-2004, 09:31 PM
10th grade, I was picked to play Santa Claus in the big Christmas production at school. Rehearsal went fine (not dress rehearsal mind you). I had to sit in a cardboard box painted like a chimney for 30 min. until my cue. (I was in the box before the curtain went up....gonna be the big suprise right?) On the big night, with my extremely padded suit and stage lights it got ridiculously hot not to mention that I was cramped up what with the padding sorta cutting off the circulation to my legs AND my nervousness AND sitting with a big bag of faux presents...when my cue came I popped up out of the box and right in the middle of my "Ho, ho, ho" I tried to swing a leg over the edge of the box/ chimney, which was 3 inches too high with my costume on, seriously ripped out the crotch of my santa suit, got dizzy from standing up to fast AND the fact that my legs were asleep......
and did a face plant right on the stage while my bag of toys did a half circle above me and pile drived my head into the stage floor......
The audience (500+) laughed so hard I don't think anybody heard anything of the play after that.
Only time I have ever gotten a standing ovation.

Goldilocks
06-10-2004, 09:49 PM
I often walk around the house naked :p

Mandelon
06-10-2004, 09:50 PM
Well that's no secret, Matt already gave us the pictures....:eek: :D :eek:

Bre
06-10-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Goldilocks
I often walk around the house naked :p
:D Best one yet:D

Bre
06-10-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Well that's no secret, Matt already gave us the pictures....:eek: :D :eek:
:eek:

Goldilocks
06-10-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Well that's no secret, Matt already gave us the pictures....:eek: :D :eek:
Damn, I haven't even seen those ;)

Mandelon
06-10-2004, 09:53 PM
Here is a secret. There are two guys behind RD one is naked and the other is wearing a robe! :eek: :confused: WTF
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/24RD-med.jpg

ratso
06-10-2004, 09:53 PM
I can't wait for Tom to get hold of this thread...

Goldilocks
06-10-2004, 09:55 PM
WTF :eek!:

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Here is a secret. There are two guys behind RD one is naked and the other is wearing a robe! :eek: :confused: WTF
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/24RD-med.jpg Mandy, you peasant you. That's no robe, that's a smoking jacket. How uncouth you are! :D

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:06 PM
Here'a a little known fact: I worship the devil!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
J/K :)

ratso
06-10-2004, 10:12 PM
Sometimes I fake my orgasms...

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:13 PM
I like to wear mens underwear.......................

ratso
06-10-2004, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I like to wear mens underwear.......................
Maybe you should talk to 502 about that...:D

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:16 PM
I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse.

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:17 PM
I've gone in through the out-door.

LASERRAY
06-10-2004, 10:20 PM
I remove those "do not remove" labels from pillows.......................! I don't care. I'm controversial. ;)

Goldilocks
06-10-2004, 10:35 PM
This one isn't nearly as good as my last one.... I have a Physics degree.

dmontzsta
06-10-2004, 10:59 PM
The guy in the robe wants some of the other dude, look at his eyes...lol

missboatnam1
06-10-2004, 11:04 PM
i kiss my dog on the lips? is that weird? you know just a peck on the lips...shes got these cute little black lips....man, iam weird:cool:

Boozer
06-10-2004, 11:21 PM
isnt the guy in the robe (aka smoking jacket but still a gay ass robe) the kid from sea quest who killed himself?

missboatnam1
06-10-2004, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
isnt the guy in the robe (aka smoking jacket but still a gay ass robe) the kid from sea quest who killed himself?
sea quest??? must missed that:eek:

Krazy K
06-10-2004, 11:35 PM
Here's a biggie.....(since no one knows who I actually am)
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE LABOR DAY WEEKEND 1994!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
YES, ALMOST 10 YEARS!! I get along with Fistina & Palmela until the day cums...I mean comes again!
:( :(

Boozer
06-10-2004, 11:41 PM
I'm going to wyoming in the morning.

Krazy K
06-10-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Boozer
I'm going to wyoming in the morning.
Say HI to Wyoming Tech for me. Almost Class of '90.

missboatnam1
06-10-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Krazy K
Here's a biggie.....(since no one knows who I actually am)
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE LABOR DAY WEEKEND 1994!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
YES, ALMOST 10 YEARS!! I get along with Fistina & Palmela until the day cums...I mean comes again!
:( :(
WTF??? WHY????

Krazy K
06-11-2004, 12:05 AM
One of the problems is that I'm a "Nice Guy" and women tend to think of me as "like a brother". I was brought up to value sex as a special thing. Also, for the last few years, I've been pretty overweight. You know that turns the chicks on!!:yuk: I'm slowly losing weight and feeling better about myself, I'm hopeful to find someone soon!
I'm kinda like a cross between Chris Farley and Drew Carey.

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 02:35 AM
Alright, here is the grand daddy of them all. After of a heavy day of drinking on the lake (mohave) and we were all gettting reading to go get dinner after playing extreme horse shoes (I will explain later) I jumped in the shower with my friend at the hotel. It was NOT a gay moment!!! His ass was taking to long! So I stripped down in front of everyone and jumped in. Did I mention that Vicotin was involved?
Just to keep the record staright...I like chicks...with big boobies... :D
Let the gay bashing begin...

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 07:34 AM
That is pretty darn gay.
And don't tell your G/F about your preference for big boobies ....:rolleyes: :D :D

Debbolas
06-11-2004, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
That is pretty darn gay.
And don't tell your G/F about your preference for big boobies ....:rolleyes: :D :D
I think it is just a "given" that ALL guys like Big Ba-Boobies, or is that an unfair stereotype.....
Matt, your not gay, just in a hurry!
;)

OGShocker
06-11-2004, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/502/24RD-med.jpg
RD has THREE arms.

Bre
06-11-2004, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Alright, here is the grand daddy of them all. After of a heavy day of drinking on the lake (mohave) and we were all gettting reading to go get dinner after playing extreme horse shoes (I will explain later) I jumped in the shower with my friend at the hotel. It was NOT a gay moment!!! His ass was taking to long! So I stripped down in front of everyone and jumped in. Did I mention that Vicotin was involved?
Just to keep the record staright...I like chicks...with big boobies... :D
Let the gay bashing begin...
:eek: I would divorce Andy if he ever did something like that:rolleyes: :D ;)

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 07:46 AM
I like Swiss Cheese.

THOR
06-11-2004, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Alright, here is the grand daddy of them all. After of a heavy day of drinking on the lake (mohave) and we were all gettting reading to go get dinner after playing extreme horse shoes (I will explain later) I jumped in the shower with my friend at the hotel. It was NOT a gay moment!!! His ass was taking to long! So I stripped down in front of everyone and jumped in. Did I mention that Vicotin was involved?
Just to keep the record staright...I like chicks...with big boobies... :D
Let the gay bashing begin...
Do you like Gladiator movies Danny? (what movie?)

Bre
06-11-2004, 07:49 AM
OK..I smell food before I eat it. All food..even if I already know what it smells like:rolleyes:
And when I have a spoon in my hands I eat like a cave man. I hold it with my whole hand. Looks like I am shoveling it in. Andy hates it.
Oh and I move my food around the plate a whole bunch before I eat it:rolleyes: :D

Debbolas
06-11-2004, 07:50 AM
I only eat half of what is on my plate. Never all of it. Don't know why.....;)

LUVNLIFE
06-11-2004, 07:50 AM
I have an eleven inch shlong but I'm to ugly to be in porn.:frown: :D

Jordy
06-11-2004, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by THOR
Do you like Gladiator movies Danny? (what movie?)
You ever been in a Turkish prison? :D

Debbolas
06-11-2004, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by LUVNLIFE
I have an eleven inch shlong but I'm to ugly to be in porn.:frown: :D
couldn't they just shoot you from the waist down?
;)

Bre
06-11-2004, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by LUVNLIFE
I have an eleven inch shlong but I'm to ugly to be in porn.:frown: :D
:eek:

OGShocker
06-11-2004, 08:08 AM
Divorced THREE times. Married four.

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
That is pretty darn gay.
And don't tell your G/F about your preference for big boobies ....:rolleyes: :D :D
She already knows I like big dawgs! :eek: :D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by jordanpaulk
You ever been in a Turkish prison? :D
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:11 AM
I have no secrets.. I was an angle till I went to ***boat and now you have all created a monster.. LOL!! :D :D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I have no secrets.. I was an angle till I went to ***boat and now you have all created a monster.. LOL!! :D :D
Yeah an angel in a G-string and pasties! :eek: I can't wait to go to heaven! :D To bad I am going to hell! :mad:

THOR
06-11-2004, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by jordanpaulk
You ever been in a Turkish prison? :D
I knew someone would reply. Nice Jordy.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Yeah an angel in a G-string and pasties! :eek: I can't wait to go to heaven! :D To bad I am going to hell! :mad:
I would have never put a g-string on if it wasn't for the hubby boosting my ego.. LOL!! I am a plain jane.. ;)

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I would have never put a g-string on if it wasn't for the hubby boosting my ego.. LOL!! I am a plain jane.. ;)
Oh yeah, I could tell from last weekend. ;)

OutCole'd
06-11-2004, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I would have never put a g-string on if it wasn't for the hubby boosting my ego.. LOL!! I am a plain jane.. ;)
Kinda shy too.....:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:19 AM
serriously.. Havasu brought the animal out in me that was roaring to get out.. I never did anything.. I didn't drink and didn't wear , but a regular bathing suit.. and yes I am shy till I drink.:D :D

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 08:20 AM
Uh huh. yeah. sure......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/510/24Dscn2746-med.jpg
Although Jaime did tell me that 5 months ago he couldn't get you to talk to anybody........now you won't shut up!! :D :D LOL:D :D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:20 AM
I love liquid courage!

OutCole'd
06-11-2004, 08:21 AM
I'd love to give Mrs. V ten.:D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
I love liquid courage!
You know, that would be a great boat name.

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Uh huh. yeah. sure......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/510/24Dscn2746-med.jpg
that is from jello shots.. I had a top on before they hit.. LOL!! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by OutCole'd
I'd love to give Mrs. V ten.:D
LOL!! alot of people were tryin.. :D :eek: :eek:

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by OutCole'd
I'd love to give Mrs. V ten.:D
You 'd have to give her 5 twice!!!! :D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
that is from jello shots.. I had a top on before they hit.. LOL!! :D
And mysteriously these little hand pasties appeared. :eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
You know, that would be a great boat name.
yah it would.. hmmmm which one.. to choose..:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
And mysteriously these little hand pasties appeared. :eek:
yes and I was helped to put them on.. I couldn't see them :eek: :D :p :p

HCS
06-11-2004, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
You 'd have to give her 5 twice!!!! :D
LOL, Me too.:D

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
yes and I was helped to put them on.. I couldn't see them :eek: :D :p :p
Well next time I'll offer my hands if you need them. ;) :D
(Goldilocks, disregard this post) :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Well next time I'll offer my hands if you need them. ;) :D
(Goldilocks, disregard this post) :)
well who's to say she didn't get a high five a few times.. LOL!! :D :eek:

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 08:27 AM
Crack Pays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Crack Pays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes it does and I have alot of it. LOL!! :D

Jbb
06-11-2004, 08:38 AM
I have never owned a boat...and my hobbie really is collecting stamps....Oh yeah......RD SUX.........:D

Debbolas
06-11-2004, 08:40 AM
my dog won't get out of the motorhome.................

OutCole'd
06-11-2004, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
You 'd have to give her 5 twice!!!! :D
I'd have to give her 2.5 4 times.

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 08:46 AM
Sssshrinkage Jerry, it was shrinkage!!!!!
:D :D :D

welk2party
06-11-2004, 08:59 AM
I like meeting new people.:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-11-2004, 08:59 AM
so do I.. :D

Bre
06-11-2004, 09:00 AM
I hate it:rolleyes: :D

welk2party
06-11-2004, 09:01 AM
Nice to meet you!;)

HCS
06-11-2004, 09:19 AM
I have an attitude. I'll pull you off your high horse and kick your
ass. If you piss me off.:D
But in reality. If I could do it I would retire on the Sacramento
river. Boat and ski the rest of my life. I will get there.:)

spute
06-11-2004, 11:54 AM
my wife thinks i've had sex with "only a couple of women" before we met.

Bre
06-11-2004, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by spute
my wife thinks i've had sex with "only a couple of women" before we met.
Bad...bad boy:rolleyes:

Bre
06-11-2004, 11:55 AM
:D ;)

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by spute
my wife thinks i've had sex with "only a couple of women" before we met.
A couple dozen...............LOL

Brady Bunch
06-11-2004, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
A couple dozen...............LOL
lmao
Mine too!

Phat Matt
06-11-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by spute
my wife thinks i've had sex with "only a couple of women" before we met.
So she doesn't know about the men? :eek: :D J/K ;)

spute
06-11-2004, 12:19 PM
does "Man-*****" sound familiar?

spute
06-11-2004, 12:20 PM
that was supposed to say "Man-WH**RE"
sorry Sandbar Clergy....

HCS
06-11-2004, 12:27 PM
You know what's funny. My wife thinks she knows who I
had sex with before I met her. Lets see...
Rana, Mara, Kara, Molly, Tammi, Lori, Donna, another Lori. I think
that's it. I might have a brain fade on some others.:D
Oh shit! She might read this. Then I'll need to come up answers.:rolleyes:

topless
06-11-2004, 12:28 PM
Mandelon wears his boxers backwards

HCS
06-11-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by topless
Mandelon wears his boxers backwards
Which way do you wear your boxers?;)

topless
06-11-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Which way do you wear your boxers?;)
I don't wear boxers..................or panties half te time either:p

HCS
06-11-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by topless
I don't wear boxers..................or panties half te time either:p
That's what I was hopin to hear. A nature girl. Short skirts and
no panties.:)

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 01:29 PM
I have to think about that...
Short skirt.
No Panties.
and Topless........
I think we need a pic!! :D

MsDrmr
06-11-2004, 01:44 PM
she has been asked to please cover hersel when she comes into the office but she doesnt listen:rolleyes:

topless
06-11-2004, 01:47 PM
I do listen, it just gets so darn hot in this office.

78Eliminator
06-11-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
You know what's funny. My wife thinks she knows who I
had sex with before I met her. Lets see...
Rana, Mara, Kara, Molly, Tammi, Lori, Donna, another Lori. I think
that's it. I might have a brain fade on some others.:D
Oh shit! She might read this. Then I'll need to come up answers.:rolleyes:
Super, I got this all printed out for the first time I hang out with you at the river. Should be good for free beer all weekend! :D

MsDrmr
06-11-2004, 01:52 PM
Your quick, wish I would have thought of that..

beached 1
06-11-2004, 02:31 PM
Stopped to pick up a hitchhiker about 60 yards away. Then before he could get to the car I took off..
Hey, I was 16..

MsDrmr
06-11-2004, 02:36 PM
Okay topless, thats just becuase the air is broke, too many hot mamas in this office for the air to work correctly

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 02:46 PM
Topless rides her horse to work and parks it in the lot.

topless
06-11-2004, 03:00 PM
Mandelon is stalking me!

Mandelon
06-11-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by topless
Mandelon is stalking me!
Is that what we are calling it now....?? :D :eek: :D

topless
06-11-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Is that what we are calling it now....?? :D :eek: :D
What would you like me to call it?;)

CA Stu
06-11-2004, 04:32 PM
I was an illegal alien until I was 19.
Thanks
CA Stu

Cheap Thrills
06-11-2004, 04:34 PM
I'm CucKoo for Cocoa Puffs
C.T. :wink:

Dr. Eagle
06-11-2004, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by titties and beer
I JUST FARTED ,NOPE IT WAS THE DOG:D
Thats what dogs are for.. to blame farts on!!!!!!!

Boatcop
06-11-2004, 08:45 PM
I can't swim. Am allergic to water. Turned 75 years old last month, and am a crack dealer in Compton.
NOW somebody ask me a boating law question.
:D :D :D

mtndewdrops
06-11-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Boatcop
I can't swim. Am allergic to water. Turned 75 years old last month, and am a crack dealer in Compton.
NOW somebody ask me a boating law question.
:D :D :D
LMAO - Good one!
Okay, What is the legal age for someone to not have to wear a PFD on a boat underway. My daughter turns 13 and wants to take it off when going through the channel, cause it isn't "Cool". Otherwise, I make her keep it on untill we get where we are going.
Thanks

HighRoller
06-12-2004, 07:13 PM
I actually had a job as a used car salesman once. Unfortunately my honesty got me fired...