hot_diggity_dog
06-15-2004, 01:52 PM
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A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't
help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long,
happy life?"
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said.
"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"
"Twenty four"
HDD :cool:
A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't
help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long,
happy life?"
"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said.
"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"
"Twenty four"
HDD :cool: