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AZKC
06-16-2004, 04:43 PM
Jokes going around;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-16-2004, 04:47 PM
all I know is they sucked last night. :D

Rvr2Bch
06-16-2004, 05:11 PM
I got this in an email awhile ago, and forgot to post it. I hope Dr Eagle, and some of the other NorCal peeps will enjoy it.:p
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Sacramento Kings fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Kings fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Kings fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Kings fan?"
He says, "Nope, Im a Los Angeles Lakers fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Lakers fan and not a Kings fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Lakers fan, and my dad is a Lakers fan, so I'm a Lakers fan."
The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Sacramento Kings fan!"
-Rvr2Bch:D

MagicMtnDan
06-16-2004, 05:52 PM
What was unique about the Finals this year?
It was the first time that the losing team lost five games in a best-of-seven series (except for Kobe's miracle shot, the Pistons slapped the Lakers around in that game too).
Why did Kobe and Shaq fly to and from Detroit in separate airplanes?
Because they didn't want to share airplanes after not sharing the basketball for five games.
What word did Kobe misspell when he was in the spelling bee?
He was asked to spell the word "team" and he spelled it, "M-E-M-E-M-E" (me, me, me).
Why didn't Kobe play better?
Because he was focused on winning with his other dream team.
What's the difference between Lakers fans and Pistons fans?
Pistons fans still have flags on their cars.
Did you hear about all the Lakers fans that were injured last week?
Yeah, they all jumped off the Laker bandwagon after their team fell behind in the finals.
Last night's game was reportedly the last one Kobe will play for the Lakers.
Next year he'll be playing in Colorado :D

AZKC
06-16-2004, 06:10 PM
Those are good:D

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 06:19 PM
no jokes

JetBoatRich
06-16-2004, 07:21 PM
The joke was the way they played:yuk: :yuk:
To many people said they would crush teh Pistons:mad:

Dr. Eagle
06-16-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Rvr2Bch
I got this in an email awhile ago, and forgot to post it. I hope Dr Eagle, and some of the other NorCal peeps will enjoy it.:p
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Sacramento Kings fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Kings fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Kings fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.
The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Kings fan?"
He says, "Nope, Im a Los Angeles Lakers fan!" She says, "Well why are you a Lakers fan and not a Kings fan?"
Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Lakers fan, and my dad is a Lakers fan, so I'm a Lakers fan."
The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Sacramento Kings fan!"
-Rvr2Bch:D
R2B
@#E$$%!!!#%%
That's f'ing hilarious, works in reverse too.......;)

Rvr2Bch
06-16-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
R2B
@#E$$%!!!#%%
That's f'ing hilarious, works in reverse too.......;)
I thought you might like it!
Just took the flag off of my car. Gonna put it in the garage until next October....Who knows what the team will look like then?:confused: :confused:
-Rvr2Bch

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 11:14 PM
no jokes

Ivan Dan
06-16-2004, 11:38 PM
ttt

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Ivan Dan
ttt
right back up

Ivan Dan
06-16-2004, 11:44 PM
again

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Ivan Dan
again
once more

Ivan Dan
06-16-2004, 11:48 PM
no wonder how you guys get SOOOO many posts

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Ivan Dan
no wonder how you guys get SOOOO many posts
yeah, lots of time and hard work. :D

Ivan Dan
06-16-2004, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by dmontzsta
yeah, lots of time and hard work. :D
this is kinda fun tho too

dmontzsta
06-16-2004, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Ivan Dan
this is kinda fun tho too
too easy,
On other forums they police it with lots of moderators, I have 9,000+ on some other forums I attend. :p

Dr. Eagle
06-17-2004, 06:16 AM
See, works just as well this way (better IMHO) LOL
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Los Angeles Lakers fan.
She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.
Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Jason.
The teacher looks at Jason and says, "Jason, you're not a Lakers fan?"
He says, "Nope, Im a Sacramento Kings fan!" The Teacher says, "Well why are you a Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?"
Jason says, "Well, my mom is a Kings fan, and my dad is a Kings fan, so I'm a Kings fan."
The teacher's not real happy. She's a little hot under the collar. She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Josh says, "Then I'd be a Los Angeles Lakers fan!"
:D :D :D :D :D