who's gonna be the first one to shave their goatee on these boards..

[beached 1]

cause I think I speak for the rest of the world, they are played out.
hey, while I'm at it, please stop using the phrase "bitch slap, Mybad and don't go there"..
they're gay..
thank you for your time

[dmontzsta]

good job.
I still have my facial hair.

[RiverToysJas]

Beached1, How've you been?
I'll just wait for the cool peeps to tell me when the goat have been played out! Now don't make my post the Playstation photo, because I don't want to go there! ;)
RTJas :D

[beached 1]

I've been great bro!
the subject is facial hair and gay phrases. ass and back hair are always cool.. :D

[Kilrtoy]

Goatees are GAY

[dmontzsta]

Are you guys talking about a goatee by itself? or what are you talking about? pics?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

yes I want to see a pic first..
MRS FLYIN( clean shaven like a baby behind) VEE..
lol!!:D

[Debbolas]

Did you use Nads?
LOL:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Did you use Nads?
LOL:D
LOL!! followed by clinique.. LMAO!!:D :D

[beached 1]

getting sick of goatees and just stirring the pot.. Goatees are the mulletts of the 90's.. move on
and those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list..

[BarryMac]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
yes I want to see a pic first..
MRS FLYIN( clean shaven like a baby behind) VEE..
lol!!:D
sweet!!!
do all men love it smoooth???
gjb

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by beached 1
getting sick of goatees and just stirring the pot.. Goatees are the mulletts of the 90's..
and those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list..
I don't like those rim either.. they are worth more then most cars they are on..:yuk: ;) :D :D

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by beached 1
and those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list..
now those are definitely gay.....

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by beached 1
getting sick of goatees and just stirring the pot.. Goatees are the mulletts of the 90's.. move on
and those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list..
So, how do you feel about the blue headlight thing?;)

[bigpapasean]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1465car_show_04_077_Small_-med.jpg
I look like I am fifteen without it so its staying

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
So, how do you feel about the blue headlight thing?;)
I really hate those on rice road.. they suck. ;)

[beached 1]

Originally posted by bigpapasean
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1465car_show_04_077_Small_-med.jpg
I look like I am fifteen without it so its staying
Just stating the facts..don't kill the messenger..
:D

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by beached 1
...those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list..
Ya, those are sweet, I'm getting a set for my travel trailer!!!! ;)
RTJas :D

[rivercrazy]

Ford motors in jetboats are gay! LOL!:D

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by bigpapasean
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1465car_show_04_077_Small_-med.jpg
I look like I am fifteen without it so its staying
Can you get it to grow over the rest of that mug??? :D :D :eek: :D :D J/K

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
Ford motors in jetboats are gay! LOL!:D
ford sucks.. LOL!!:p

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Ya, those are sweet, I'm getting a set for my travel trailer!!!! ;)
RTJas :D You bastard! I got a set of the snap on ones for the boat trailer already....I was trying to start a fad;)
Oh and I need my goattee to buy beer, otherwise Omar doesn't believe it's really me in the pic:D

[rivercrazy]

LOL! That ought to get the originator of this thread going....
Triple axle trailers on small boats are gay! :D

[superdave013]

Originally posted by beached 1
Goatees are the mulletts of the 90's.. move on
classic!! :D
What about tats? Are those played out yet?

[bigpapasean]

Originally posted by beached 1
[
and those rims that go roundy round when you aren't moving...you're next on my list.. [/B]
What are even better are the plastic hubcaps that spin

[beached 1]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Ya, those are sweet, I'm getting a set for my travel trailer!!!! ;)
RTJas :D
the only thing worse than those roundy round rims are the hubcaps that do it..
if anyone has these, please swallow your tounge and end it all now
:D

[77charger]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Beached1, How've you been?
I'll just wait for the cool peeps to tell me when the goat have been played out! Now don't make my post the Playstation photo, because I don't want to go there! ;)
RTJas :D That was gay:D

[beached 1]

Originally posted by superdave013
classic!! :D
What about tats? Are those played out yet?
no.. tats are very popular....even Vanilla Ice has em..
:D

[rivercrazy]

Originally posted by 77charger
That was gay:D
Liberache Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by beached 1
the only thing worse than those roundy round rims are the hubcaps that do it..
if anyone has these, please swallow your tounge and end it all now
:D Yeah, I've got a set on my boat trailer:D My mom said chicks dig em:p

[78Eliminator]

And let's put and end to the expression "Been there, done that" and how about corporate buzz words like "Proactive".
Also, lets not start sentences with "Basically" or "Actually". They don't make you sound any more intelligent.
Take off the "My Son Was Student of the Month" stickers from your bumper. Make them really work for their self esteem.
Replace the toilet paper roll when you use it up.
For you women, don't blame it on your period, if you act like an ass hole, you're just an ass hole.

[beached 1]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
Ford motors in jetboats are gay! LOL!:D
No way! Fords are cool. they go BOOM!
I should know...:(

[Cheap Thrills]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
ford sucks.. LOL!!:p
I concur . on the Ferd deal .
As far as the shaving goes ? I have had a beard for longer than I care to remember and haiELL no I ain't shaving it off , it's covering up all that ugly underneath.
C.T. :wink:

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by beached 1
the only thing worse than those roundy round rims are the hubcaps that do it..
if anyone has these, please swallow your tounge and end it all now
:D
Yeah, you laugh all you want! But I'm rollin' phat in Needles with that chit! Chicks there DIG it, if you know what I mean!!! http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/3dlil/la.gif Hell, I can tow it up to BHC, and get more ass than a toilet seat!!! ;)
RTJas :D

[superdave013]

Originally posted by beached 1
no.. tats are very popular....even Vanilla Ice has em..
:D
yeah, but he's got a mullet on his chin too.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by beached 1
No way! Fords are cool. they go BOOM!
I should know...:(
if you had a chevy it would not have went boom.. LOL!! :D :D :D

[beached 1]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
if you had a chevy it would not have went boom.. LOL!! :D :D :D
blah,blah,blah...I have my fingers in my ears...
:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by beached 1
blah,blah,blah...I have my fingers in my ears...
:)
LMAO!! sorry.. I like fords I just prefer chevy.I grew up in a chevy family and it's in the blood.. :D :D

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by beached 1
blah,blah,blah...I have my fingers in my ears...
:)
They sell new boats you know. ;) :D
RTJas :D

[beached 1]

no worries..I grew up in a Yamaha one..
:D

[beached 1]

Oh yeah, while I'm on a soap box..New boats are gay too..
:D
unless it's mine..

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by beached 1
no worries..I grew up in a Yamaha one..
:D
I in a jet family and have owned a few..
mrs flyin( missin the jets) vee..:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by beached 1
Oh yeah, while I'm on a soap box..New boats are gay too..
:D
I have my fingers in my ears.. LOL!!
blah blah blah blah.. I can't here you.. ;) :D

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by beached 1
Oh yeah, while I'm on a soap box..New boats are gay too..
:D
unless it's mine..
LMAO!
Oh BTW, I got you something for your boat....
http://www.northlander.us/images/paddle.jpg
RTJas :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by beached 1
Oh yeah, while I'm on a soap box..New boats are gay too..
:D
unless it's mine..
OK?!?!
;)
What isn't Gay?:rolleyes:

[beached 1]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
LMAO!
Oh BTW, I got you something for your boat....
http://www.northlander.us/images/paddle.jpg
RTJas :D
hey where was that last year!?
My BBF is making thunder this summer I'll have you know..
550 hp and about 65 MPH.. Gotta luv them jets..
:)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
OK?!?!
;)
What isn't Gay?:rolleyes:
me .. LOL!! :D

[Debbolas]

LOL:D

[rivercrazy]

That was cold Jason - COLD! LOL!:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:D :D

[beached 1]

Originally posted by Debbolas
OK?!?!
;)
What isn't Gay?:rolleyes:
you're new sweetheart. This is a because I said so kida thing..Do as I say, not as I do..
:)

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by beached 1
550 hp and about 65 MPH.. Gotta luv them jets..
:)
Silly boater, jets are for kids! :p My bigger, longer, heavier boat is only going a few mph faster than that on 375hp. ;) and I do love props!!! :D
When you boatin' north BTW? CBBB? You NEED to come boat in Needles with us, although it sucks there. ;) :D
RTJas :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by beached 1
you're new sweetheart. This is a because I said so kida thing..Do as I say, not as I do..
:)
K
Debbolas<------------just curious;)

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Silly boater, jets are for kids! :p My bigger, longer, heavier boat is only going a few mph faster than that on 375hp. ;) and I do love props!!! :D
When you boatin' north BTW? CBBB? You NEED to come boat in Needles with us, although it sucks there. ;) :D
RTJas :D
gotta love props.....
call this one good for 70ish....454
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6385hallett-med.jpg

[beached 1]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Silly boater, jets are for kids! :p My bigger, longer, heavier boat is only going a few mph faster than that on 375hp. ;) and I do love props!!! :D
When you boatin' north BTW? CBBB? You NEED to come boat in Needles with us, although it sucks there. ;) :D
RTJas :D
yeah, props rule..You should bring that fancy fast prop down south. You would rule! :D make sure you have all your shots though. The water down here is getting pretty green. I've had an ear ache ever since last summer.. Blythe can be fun only if you can handle the smell of urine..
I'd love to check out needles bro. just tell me when..

[beached 1]

Originally posted by dicudmore
gotta love props.....
call this one good for 70ish....454
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6385hallett-med.jpg
yeah well if it were a jet, it would be slow as hell smarty pants..
:D

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by beached 1
yeah well if it were a jet, it would be slow as hell smarty pants..
:D
you sir are absolutely right.....
Dan <---giving credit where its due

[Bense468]

People that zip tie your trailer door shut and pound on the door at 1 am yelling fire at the river = Gay
People that say shiznit = gay (sorry riverdave)
The saying bling bling = gay
Fred Durst = no need to even say it
Sea doo's = gay
28 or younger guys driving 150,000 dollar boats = gay
Guys driving 30 + boats crusin the channel by themselves with tanning oil on, bumpin the lastes rap = gay
Rap period = gay
Blown nasty motors = bad ass
Laws that shut them down and make all that money and time worth nothing = gay
People that say thats too loud = gay
people that tow in the fast lane, or carpool (usually some bayliner or See doo's) = gay
Guys that can't launch their boats = gay
Chicks with bolt ons = bad ass
fat chicks in G's = nasty
Brides of destruction = BAD F UCKIN ASS
People that say 80's metal is out = lost.
Sell outs = gay
Financing your life away = gay
Chicks that say lets just be friends = Bitches
I think that is enough for now. There are a lot more, but typing this long = gay

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by Bense468
People that zip tie your trailer door shut and pound on the door at 1 am yelling fire at the river = Gay
People that say shiznit = gay (sorry riverdave)
The saying bling bling = gay
Fred Durst = no need to even say it
Sea doo's = gay
28 or younger guys driving 150,000 dollar boats = gay
Guys driving 30 + boats crusin the channel by themselves with tanning oil on, bumpin the lastes rap = gay
Rap period = gay
Blown nasty motors = bad ass
Laws that shut them down and make all that money and time worth nothing = gay
People that say thats too loud = gay
people that tow in the fast lane, or carpool (usually some bayliner or See doo's) = gay
Guys that can't launch their boats = gay
Chicks with bolt ons = bad ass
fat chicks in G's = nasty
Brides of destruction = BAD F UCKIN ASS
People that say 80's metal is out = lost.
Sell outs = gay
Financing your life away = gay
Chicks that say lets just be friends = Bitches
I think that is enough for now. There are a lot more, but typing this long = gay
well put.....and for a 909'er :D

[dmontzsta]

so much gay talk...I have one!
Highroller = gay.
so I hear.

[Rexone]

I'm not shaving. My mullet would look like an orphan without facial hair.

[LASERRAY]

Hey Beached 1, I don't know you ( thank god for small miracles) but if you're that concerned with a man's appearance, you are a Fag. Now Go Away again!:yuk:

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Hey Beached 1, I don't know you ( thank god for small miracles) but if you're that concerned with a man's appearance, you are a Fag. Now Go Away again!:yuk:
haha, damn, that was harsh.

[AgentX85239]

Anyone seen the hubcaps that overlap your tire and make your rim look bigger? The celebrity lifestyle is becoming more affordable (yay!)
Also -
- the mom's SUV with huge rims = gay
even worse - the mom's SUV (ford explorer, eddie bauer edition) with huge rims and the license plate frame with "Final Score: Boys: 12, Girls 1"
- Fox logos everywhere = gay
- PT cruisers made to look like hot rods
Best of all:
Wakeboard boats: GAY

[dmontzsta]

I see more soccer moms on dubs than I see wannabe rappers.

[bigerich]

<-------- If that didn't take it off, I am not doing it with clippers and a razor.

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Hey Beached 1, I don't know you ( thank god for small miracles) but if you're that concerned with a man's appearance, you are a Fag. Now Go Away again!:yuk:
LOL:D

[bigerich]

Originally posted by AgentX85239
- Fox logos everywhere = gay
- [/B]
My brother thought that was so gay, he made a die cut sticker that reads "Fox Sticker"....... Kills me everytime I see it.

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by Bense468
Guys driving 30 + boats crusin the channel by themselves with tanning oil on, bumpin the lastes rap = gay
Great, now HH is going to lock this thread too... :rolleyes: :p
RTJas :D

[Bense468]

You should of seen those homos out there on Mem weekend. They are looking around like someone is talking to them or they are looking for someone. No one wants to ride with your gold chain ugly ass bumpin your shitty rap. get the hell outta here. But he still cruises by like 50 times. It cracks me up. I tell you. If you want some laughs. Go out to havasu on a major. Your side will hurt by 9 am.

[LASERRAY]

You must be referring to all these Ryan Seacrest wannabe faggots, Wiggers, or whatever they're called this week. Trendyfocks suck ass. And Men that are concerned with other men's appearance are fags too. Hint hint.!:cool:

[Bense468]

Originally posted by dicudmore
well put.....and for a 909'er :D
Thanks....Btw most of the stuff I said in there relates to the OC LOL

[Bense468]

dp

[dicudmore]

Originally posted by Bense468
Thanks....Btw most of the stuff I said in there relates to the OC LOL
oh it definitely relates to the OC....
I meant the la verne w/the 909 thing.
Out here in the 805 we can't keep up

[dmontzsta]

OC.

[Ivan Dan]

Only wish I could grow a mustache ;) :cool:

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
Only wish I could grow a mustache ;) :cool:
do it, porno style.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
do it, porno style.
I was thinking about that....Ron Jeremy style

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
I was thinking about that....Ron Jeremy style
yeah, you would get all the chicks then.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
yeah, you would get all the chicks then.
oh ya

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
oh ya
just drive the boat with the porno stache and pimp it.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
just drive the boat with the porno stache and pimp it.
The hotties will come flockin

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
The hotties will come flockin
you will be beating them off with your stick! :D

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
you will be beating them off with your stick! :D
Thats what I'm hopin for :D

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
Thats what I'm hopin for :D
you got it, no problem. hey, they are probably camping outside of your house now.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
you got it, no problem. hey, they are probably camping outside of your house now.
just checked....none in the front yard...but there were a few in the back

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
just checked....none in the front yard...but there were a few in the back
did you whip em off?

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
did you whip em off?
told them to come back tomorrow durring the daytime when I can see them better to make sure they are good looking enough LOL

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
told them to come back tomorrow durring the daytime when I can see them better to make sure they are good looking enough LOL
smart move

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
smart move
gotta be selective when they are flockin

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
gotta be selective when they are flockin
yeah, plus the stache will be long tommorrow, so that means better chicks.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
yeah, plus the stache will be long tommorrow, so that means better chicks.
and MORE chicks too

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
and MORE chicks too
They will be sleeping in your boat in the morning, thinking it is time to hit the river for an orgy. :cool:

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
They will be sleeping in your boat in the morning, thinking it is time to hit the river for an orgy. :cool:
more the merrier my friend

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
more the merrier my friend
YES!

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
YES!
wanna join me and ho's? LOL TAG TEAM

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
wanna join me and ho's? LOL TAG TEAM
woot back again.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
woot back again.
party on party people lemme hear some noizzzz

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by Ivan Dan
party on party people lemme hear some noizzzz
I am glad you caught it, I didnt know if you were going to or not.

[Ivan Dan]

Originally posted by dmontzsta
I am glad you caught it, I didnt know if you were going to or not.
I'm tired...but not THAT tired LOL
DC's in the house so jump for joy....party over here...party over there

[BarryMac]

Originally posted by Bense468
People that say shiznit = gay (sorry riverdave)
I think that is enough for now. There are a lot more, but typing this long = gay
That's some funny shiznit, I mean stuff...:D
gjb

[LaveyJet]

Originally posted by beached 1
cause I think I speak for the rest of the world, they are played out.
But it hides my double chin :confused:

[beached 1]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Hey Beached 1, I don't know you ( thank god for small miracles) but if you're that concerned with a man's appearance, you are a Fag. Now Go Away again!:yuk:
Lighten up Francis.
I was joking..

[HM]

Anyone remember Mr. Birchum (Adam) on KROQ? He said Goatees are confusing...he didn't know whether to talk to them or have sex with them!!! Ever since I heard that, every time I see a Goatee I think, yup, it does look like a (70's) punani!!
LaserRay.....Beached is cool...just having fun. Although he did screw me over on a 70 ATC!:mad: :mad: :mad: J/K'ing!:D :D

[beached 1]

Originally posted by Bense468
People that zip tie your trailer door shut and pound on the door at 1 am yelling fire at the river = Gay
after seeing such a grotesque imitation of this first hand, I have to agree.. it's a damn shame
:D

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Goatees are GAY
Awhhhh come-on brother...I usually grow a little somthin-somethin for the winter months..out here it gets kinda cold riding the HD below 50 degrees.

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by LaveyJet
But it hides my double chin :confused:
SSSSHHHHH..........That's a secret!!! ;)
RTJas :D

[rivercrazy]

Metrosexual pretty boys = No bone in the wrist gay......

[rivercrazy]

Triangle or square shaped subwoofers - Gaaaayyyyyyyeeee:D :D

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Can you get it to grow over the rest of that mug??? :D :D :eek: :D :D J/K
Thats cold blooded...but I did almost fall out of my chair LMAO!:D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by beached 1
Lighten up Francis.
I was joking.. ;) I know. Just stirring-it a little. 'Cause there hasn't been enough drama around here lately! :D

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by HammerDown
Thats cold blooded...but I did almost fall out of my chair LMAO!:D
Thanks. I thought that was a damn funny line, but it got passed over quick......:D I appreciate your noticing. ;)

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by superdave013
classic!! :D
What about tats? Are those played out yet?
Just trendy fag tribal shit.:D

[Krazy K]

Originally posted by superdave013
classic!! :D
What about tats? Are those played out yet?
Calling them "Tats", THAT'S played out. :D
The only reason I have a goatee is to hide my double chin!!:rolleyes:
(BTW, I only have the beard part of the goatee, so what's that called?)

[Phat Matt]

I have a Go-tee, and I am keep in it! Played out or not, it's a flavor saver.
Cocktails anyone? :p

[beached 1]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
;) I know. Just stirring-it a little. 'Cause there hasn't been enough drama around here lately! :D
:D

[summerlove]

I;m keeping it on....here i am! Don't I look foxy .....
http://www.phototalk.net/photos/data/500/1068szeryf_portret_1.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

where's my 10 bucks.. ;) :D :D