MRS FLYIN VEE
06-19-2004, 01:50 PM
a kid goes to his dad ans ask's."Dad,what are politics?"
His dad replies"Put it this way; I am the bread winner in the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken up by his brother. The baby had pooped in his diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her , so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through the peep hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said." Dad, I know what you mean now."
"You do? Tell me."
"O.K , while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being shit on!!!":eek: :D
His dad replies"Put it this way; I am the bread winner in the family so I am capitalism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."
So he went to bed. He was woken up by his brother. The baby had pooped in his diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her , so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through the peep hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said." Dad, I know what you mean now."
"You do? Tell me."
"O.K , while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being shit on!!!":eek: :D