soccer blonde

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was alright.
The girl said Yes she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "would you like to be my friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said ,"okay<" looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "why are you standing here all alone?"
"because, " the little girl said with great exasperation, "
"I'm the goalie!":D

[dmontzsta]

hahaha
jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

sorry I'm bored.:rolleyes: ;)

[dmontzsta]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
sorry I'm bored.:rolleyes: ;)
no need to apologize, I dig it.
anymore pics? :D

[Debbolas]

How do you kill a blonde?

[Kilrtoy]

You are so full of them tonight......

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
How do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies, During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go buy her some m&m's.
when he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.:D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.;)
How did you know that?
Did you tell me that joke?
LOL:D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
A guy took his girlfriend to the movies, During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go buy her some m&m's.
when he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
"What did you do that for?" he asked.
"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.:D
LOL:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
How did you know that?
Did you tell me that joke?
LOL:D
he he yes.. :D

[Debbolas]

Boy, do I feel blonde, oh wait, I am!
LOL:D
My daughter knows all the good blonde jokes, as does my son..
(both blonde's);)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

How can you tell a blonde has been working at a computer?

[dmontzsta]

you can tell.

[Debbolas]

I don't know...........how?;)

[dmontzsta]

the avatar

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

there is white out all over the screen.. LOL!!:D

[Debbolas]

too funny!
LOL:D

[mtndewdrops]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
How can you tell a blonde has been working at a computer?
I don't know...because she puts drapes around the windows...oh that would be Martha Stuart.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
there is white out all over the screen.. LOL!!:D :D

[dmontzsta]

:)

[FRENCHIE]

:D ;) :p

[Debbolas]

How does a blonde tell the time?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
How does a blonde tell the time?
that I don't know..

[Debbolas]

me either, I just made it up.....................LOL:D
Ok, she doesn't because she never tells anyone what to do
;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
me either, I just made it up.....................LOL:D
Ok, she doesn't because she never tells anyone what to do
;)
LOL!! thats funny.. :D :D

[Debbolas]

:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

any more.. ;)