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Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 07:36 PM
They showed up and stole my women
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111SYA-med.JPG

Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 07:37 PM
AND SENT ME PACKING ALL BY MYSELF
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111boat-med.JPG

Reaper1
06-22-2004, 07:38 PM
LOL:D

dicudmore
06-22-2004, 07:39 PM
lol :D

FRENCHIE
06-22-2004, 07:39 PM
bummer on that one!!:D ;)

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 07:41 PM
I am sorry to hear that. Ruthless bastards:mad: Maybe you should just bring up spare women next time. ;)

Debbolas
06-22-2004, 07:42 PM
LMAO!!!!:D

Lake Pirate
06-22-2004, 07:42 PM
Is it true black boats are six inches longer than white ones?

hd&boatrider
06-22-2004, 07:46 PM
Great...now look what you are starting KT...by the way make it 3 runs....lol

dmontzsta
06-22-2004, 07:46 PM
man, how could you let them take the mrs? she was a great trophy. do you think she will come back? :)
btw; the penis size thing is a pure rumor, there have been MANY surveys to back it. :wink:

Lake Pirate
06-22-2004, 07:48 PM
I wasn't talking about penises.

Cheap Thrills
06-22-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Lake Pirate
Is it true black boats are six inches longer than white ones?
damn I just spewed beer all over my keyboard on that one :D
C.T. s till wh ip ing dO w n th e k..b r d

Jrocket
06-22-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Lake Pirate
Is it true black boats are six inches longer than white ones?
That was a good one.:D

Havasu Hangin'
06-22-2004, 07:57 PM
Hmmmmm..... (http://161.58.5.90/animal/yodates.wav)

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 07:58 PM
LOL.........
TIme to throw down.........;)

Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 08:00 PM
Is it true black boats are six inches longer than white ones
I dont know , This white guy was packing alot also, but I got this one backhttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010064-med.JPG

Screaming Pete
06-22-2004, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Hmmmmm..... (http://161.58.5.90/animal/yodates.wav)
HH that was funny....Did you know I was King of the drinks Lower river style:D

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:04 PM
Its obviously true. The white guy's boat is in the fore ground, the black guy's in the back. The brother's boats are obviously much bigger. ;)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111SYA-med.JPG

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Is it true black boats are six inches longer than white ones
I dont know , This white guy was packing alot also, but I got this one backhttp://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010064-med.JPG
Is that a tent covering him up?

Lake Pirate
06-22-2004, 08:06 PM
here is DJ Dizzy Homeboy's boat
http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/ships/misc/seashadow/seashadow02.jpg

OutCole'd
06-22-2004, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Its obviously true. The white guy's boat is in the fore ground, the black guy's in the back. The brother's boats are obviously much bigger. ;)
Mandy, better not show your wife that picture, She'll be gone.:D
Minyleon

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:08 PM
Naw, she is scared of black people. :D

Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 08:09 PM
Minyleon
that was below the belt
But funny as shit:D

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:10 PM
But I am sure she's said your boat's big ENOUGH Mandelon... Really!!!!!;)

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:12 PM
She said there is no more room in the garage for anything bigger.... :D :D

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Naw, she is scared of black people. :D
Then she might not like me. I black from the waist down. :D

RiverDave
06-22-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
They showed up and stole my women
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111SYA-med.JPG
you know that's the second time I've seen those guys in that obviously stolen boat.. You'd think the cops could catch them on one of these trips?
RD

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
I black from the waist down. :D
Damn, did you dream that last night too?:p

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Damn, did you dream that last night too?:p
fo shizzle my nizzle :p

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
fo shizzle my nizzle :p
LOL.........:D

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:18 PM
OK, quit dreaming about each other..........:yuk:

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
OK, quit dreaming about each other..........:yuk:
LOL......Mandy..............you're killing me.......:p
I was dreaming about me having that Gelongen Schwantz...:p
No more "isn't that cute" or "its plenty" LMFAO.........

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
OK, quit dreaming about each other..........:yuk:
don't be jealous :D

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:24 PM
Like our governor? Ahnold Niggashvantz???
Note: Equal time rascism update. So far I made fun of Indians, whites and blacks, and jews. Oh, and the Inland Empire too. :D

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Like our governor? Ahnold Niggashvantz???
Note: Equal time rascism update. So far I made fun of Indians, whites and blacks, and jews. Oh, and the Inland Empire too. :D
You forgot the Irish!

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:25 PM
Where's Shake-Yo-Azz and PlyaPlya22. They need to get in on this shizzle fo rizzle.

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
You forgot the Irish!
Did I make fun of them? :confused:

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Like our governor? Ahnold Niggashvantz???
Note: Equal time rascism update. So far I made fun of Indians, whites and blacks, and jews. Oh, and the Inland Empire too. :D
Yeah, well you crossed the line with the IE. That is just going to far. :D

Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 08:26 PM
Where's Shake-Yo-Azz and PlyaPlya22. They need to get in on this shizzle fo rizzle
Probably out stealing someone else's woman

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Did I make fun of them? :confused:
No, you should have........ LOL..........:p

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Where's Shake-Yo-Azz and PlyaPlya22. They need to get in on this shizzle fo rizzle
Probably out stealing someone else's woman
lol. That's why I have mine tied up to the bed. :D At least, that's what I tell her. ;)

Debbolas
06-22-2004, 08:29 PM
Ye wee man ye!
Come on an make fun of the Irish....we will shrink ye wee one, even smaller.................Saints be praised.....
:D
There are no snakes in Ireland!
(you forgot to make fun of the Greeks, the Welsh and the southerners);)

Mandelon
06-22-2004, 08:29 PM
The night is still young.......

Dr. Eagle
06-22-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Ye wee man ye!
Come on an make fun of the Irish....we will shrink ye wee one, even smaller.................Saints be praised.....
:D
There are no snakes in Ireland!
(you forgot to make fun of the Greeks, the Welsh and the southerners);)
And most of all DON'T forget to make fun of Mel Brooks, he makes fun of everybody else!!!!!!

ratso
06-22-2004, 08:30 PM
...so this white boy goes into the restroom and stands next to a black man, the boy looks at the black man and says "My gawd, I've never seen one that big before...how did you get it to grow that huge?" The black man says "Well, what you do is tie a rope around it each day and hang a 10 pound weight from it for as long as you can stand it, and after about two weeks you should notice a difference." A couple of weeks pass by and the black man sees the boy again and he asks how his idea is working. The white boy exclaims "Fantastic!!! It hasn't really grown much but it is starting to turn black!":)

j-rod
06-22-2004, 08:33 PM
Looks to me that she had fun "SKAKEn HER ASS" ;)

StealBlueZ
06-22-2004, 08:36 PM
that was GREAT, Ratso!!

ratso
06-22-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by StealBlueZ
that was GREAT, Ratso!!
:D

Scream
06-22-2004, 08:59 PM
Note: Equal time rascism update. So far I made fun of Indians, whites and blacks, and jews. Oh, and the Inland Empire too.
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
You forgot the Irish!
Wait a minute here, I'm Irish and an upstanding member of the IE community...
Can I take offense to your insults???? I'd love to over react.

Kim Hanson
06-22-2004, 09:12 PM
This to me is rascist, no matter how you look at it. Funny or not, we are allowed to make fun of Gays! Allways! It is the rule :D .........( . )( . )....:cool:

PlayTime
06-22-2004, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Screaming Pete
HH that was funny....Did you know I was King of the drinks Lower river style:D
LOL classic

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
She said there is no more room in the garage for anything bigger.... :D :D
We can always make room!:D

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by RiverDave
you know that's the second time I've seen those guys in that obviously stolen boat.. You'd think the cops could catch them on one of these trips?
RD
Key word being catch....:eek: :D

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Where's Shake-Yo-Azz and PlyaPlya22. They need to get in on this shizzle fo rizzle.
See what you started KT. There aren't two nicer guys than me and SYA. We are always real hospititable.LOL

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-22-2004, 09:59 PM
KIlrtoy you know what they say :D
I cant wait to see you saturday at the ski race

Phat Matt
06-22-2004, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
See what you started KT. There aren't two nicer guys than me and SYA. We are always real hospititable.LOL
Hey, thanks for showing up to your own party. :D

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by ratso
...so this white boy goes into the restroom and stands next to a black man, the boy looks at the black man and says "My gawd, I've never seen one that big before...how did you get it to grow that huge?" The black man says "Well, what you do is tie a rope around it each day and hang a 10 pound weight from it for as long as you can stand it, and after about two weeks you should notice a difference." A couple of weeks pass by and the black man sees the boy again and he asks how his idea is working. The white boy exclaims "Fantastic!!! It hasn't really grown much but it is starting to turn black!":)
It's not a 10lb weight, it's a midget!!LOL

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-22-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by ratso
...so this white boy goes into the restroom and stands next to a black man, the boy looks at the black man and says "My gawd, I've never seen one that big before...how did you get it to grow that huge?" The black man says "Well, what you do is tie a rope around it each day and hang a 10 pound weight from it for as long as you can stand it, and after about two weeks you should notice a difference." A couple of weeks pass by and the black man sees the boy again and he asks how his idea is working. The white boy exclaims "Fantastic!!! It hasn't really grown much but it is starting to turn black!":)
That was f***ing funny:D :)

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Hey, thanks for showing up to your own party. :D
I'd have it no other way

PlyaPlya22
06-22-2004, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Naw, she is scared of black people. :D
What the hell did you tell her???

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-22-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Naw, she is scared of black people. :D
Thats not what she told me :D :D

Kilrtoy
06-22-2004, 10:37 PM
Thats not what she told me
Its all coming together now,
They left op6 early,
MINDILINS wife told him to stay another day and enjoy himself.
They got yours too MINDY:D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-22-2004, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Thats not what she told me
Its all coming together now,
They left op6 early,
MINDILINS wife told him to stay another day and enjoy himself.
They got yours too MINDY:D
SHHHHHHHHHH dont tell :D

Mandelon
06-23-2004, 05:37 AM
Next time I'll have strap a 2x4 to my ass so I don't fall in...............................:eek:

Dr. Eagle
06-23-2004, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by Scream
Wait a minute here, I'm Irish and an upstanding member of the IE community...
Can I take offense to your insults???? I'd love to over react.
I'm part Irish too, so feel free to over react...;)

Dave C
06-23-2004, 07:31 AM
Don't get me started on the Irish....... damn drinkers.. I still got a hangover:mad:

IN2-IN2MX
06-23-2004, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Next time I'll have strap a 2x4 to my ass so I don't fall in...............................:eek:
:eek!: ROFLMFAO! :D

PlyaPlya22
06-23-2004, 08:10 AM
You guys are too much! I see why I find myself drawn to this damn thing every free minute that I have.....What the hell is wrong with me??:D

Debbolas
06-23-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
You guys are too much! I see why I find myself drawn to this damn thing every free minute that I have.....What the hell is wrong with me??:D
It's ok, it's natural, you are becoming addicted to HB Forum. It starts slowly and then, soon, you dream about posting and posters, every free moment is spent posting or thinking about threads you could start.
I wouldn't know about this first hand, of course, read it somewhere else in a ................thread.:D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Where's Shake-Yo-Azz and PlyaPlya22. They need to get in on this shizzle fo rizzle
Probably out stealing someone else's woman
Here we are sorry I was seeing whats next on the menu:D
SHAKE-YO-AZZ WANTED FOR WOMEN STEALING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0563-med.jpg
His parnter in crime PlyaPlya is also wanted for women stealing
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0562-med.jpg
Hide you women when they come to town. They hang out at Havasu, Lake Mohave, Lake Mead, Catalina Island and the Yard House in Long Beach :cool:

dicudmore
06-23-2004, 08:29 AM
:D TOO FUNNY

Havasu Luvr
06-23-2004, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0563-med.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0562-med.jpg
You guys stay away from my girls ! ! ! :D "Their Mine ! ! :mad: "Their Mine ! ! :mad: "Their Mine ! ! :mad:

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-23-2004, 08:59 AM
LMAO!! that reminded me of Daffy Duck and the jewels.. LOL!!
mine mine mine I tell ya.. :D :D

SILVERWING
06-23-2004, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
They showed up and stole my women
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111SYA-med.JPG
BECAUSE WELFARE WILL NOT MAKE THEIR BOAT PAYMENT NO MORE

R-Babe
06-23-2004, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
Here we are sorry I was seeing whats next on menu:D
SHAKE-YO-AZZ WANTED FOR WOMEN STEALING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0563-med.jpg
His parnter in crime PlyaPlya is also wanted for women stealing
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0562-med.jpg
Hide you women when they come to town. They hang out at Havasu, Lake Mohave, Lake Mead, Catalina Island and the Yard House in Long Beach :cool:
Black people hang out at the Yard House???!!! :p ;)
J/K :p
Maybe I will see you guys up there one day!!!:)

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by SILVERWING
BECAUSE WELFARE WILL NOT MAKE THEIR BOAT PAYMENT NO MORE
Yeah there always one in the bunch, Welfare does not make my boat payment :yuk:, mmmmm so where are your women :D

Havasu Luvr
06-23-2004, 09:17 AM
Hey Mel,
I don't know about his women but You've partied with my women:D
I'm up in LHC on the 10th July....you there that weekend....?

PlyaPlya22
06-23-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by SILVERWING
BECAUSE WELFARE WILL NOT MAKE THEIR BOAT PAYMENT NO MORE
We look out for the welfare of everyone that rides with us..That's the only welfare I know of! LOL

MRS FLYIN VEE
06-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
We look out for the welfare of everyone that rides with us..That's the only welfare I know of! LOL
:D safety first.. :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Havasu Luvr
Hey Mel,
I don't know about his women but You've partied with my women:D
I'm up in LHC on the 10th July....you there that weekend....?
Cant make it I will try to be there for the 4th and then I will be back on July 17 for the C O M M A N D E R- R E G A T T A :yuk:
What are you doing this saturday are you game for watching the Catalina Ski Race

Havasu Luvr
06-23-2004, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
Cant make it I will try to be there for the 4th and then I will be back on July 17 for the C O M M A N D E R- R E G A T T A :yuk:
What are you doing this saturday are you game for watching the Catalina Ski Race
I have been watching your thread on the races, sorry, already committed to gf's Co. picnic up in Big Bear on sat. Sun doing a float @ Silverwood lake.
Commander Regatta? I thought Sy cancelled that with the BK ....:( ..............jk

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Havasu Luvr
I have been watching your thread on the races, sorry, already committed to gf's Co. picnic up in Big Bear on sat. Sun doing a float @ Silverwood lake.
Commander Regatta? I thought Sy cancelled that with the BK ....:( ..............jk
mmmmmm I better check :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Luvr
I have been watching your thread on the races, sorry, already committed to gf's Co. picnic up in Big Bear on sat. Sun doing a float @ Silverwood lake.
Commander Regatta? I thought Sy cancelled that with the BK ....:( ..............jk
It's still on, let me know the next time you will be in Havasu or want to take a Catalina Trip

beer hunter
06-23-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
or want to take a Catalina Trip
Sorry to butt in but this caught my attention..........When? :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by beer hunter
Sorry to butt in but this caught my attention..........When? :D
Beer Hunter, I may ride over on saturday after the start of the catalina ski race. I am going to watch the start from the water in my boat

IN2-IN2MX
06-23-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by SHAKE-YO-AZZ
Here we are sorry I was seeing whats next on the menu:D
SHAKE-YO-AZZ WANTED FOR WOMEN STEALING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0563-med.jpg
His parnter in crime PlyaPlya is also wanted for women stealing
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1616Dcp_0562-med.jpg
Hide you women when they come to town. They hang out at Havasu, Lake Mohave, Lake Mead, Catalina Island and the Yard House in Long Beach :cool:
...and the best part is that WE HAD FUN BEING STOLEN! LOL :D

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
06-23-2004, 03:39 PM
:D :D

PlyaPlya22
06-23-2004, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by IN2-IN2MX
...and the best part is that WE HAD FUN BEING STOLEN! LOL :D
;)

Aqua Boogie1
06-23-2004, 03:58 PM
I gotta party wit ch'all.........

RiverKitty
06-23-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Next time I'll have strap a 2x4 to my ass so I don't fall in...............................:eek:
I'll make sure I have the camera ready for that one!!!!
"A Kodak Moment!!!"
ROFLMFAO!!! :D

Dr. Eagle
06-23-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by SILVERWING
BECAUSE WELFARE WILL NOT MAKE THEIR BOAT PAYMENT NO MORE
Hmmmmm nice sentiment (NOT)........
I think I remember your boat, is this it Silverwing?
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1152414boatShack-med.jpg :D

Kilrtoy
06-23-2004, 07:51 PM
BREAKING NEWS SILVERWING SIGHTING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/76Vagina.jpg

Goldilocks
06-23-2004, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
BREAKING NEWS SILVERWING SIGHTING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/76Vagina.jpg
I want to hurl :yuk: :eek:

Phat Matt
06-23-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
BREAKING NEWS SILVERWING SIGHTING
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/76Vagina.jpg
That guy's a puss. :D

Mandelon
06-23-2004, 08:14 PM
OK, but try not to get it on the carpet......:D