Don't you just hate....................................

[LASERRAY]

SWAMP ASS???
There's nothing worse then being on a rooftop with a bad case of swamp ass.:p

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
SWAMP ASS???
There's nothing worse then being on a rooftop with a bad case of swamp ass.:p :confused:
Sweaty Ass?:confused:

[IN2-IN2MX]

i second that :confused:

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
:confused:
Sweaty Ass?:confused: YES! YES! Thank You!!!!! :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
YES! YES! Thank You!!!!! :D
Kind of a different kind of "butt drip",...:D

[LASERRAY]

Your ass cooks like a hotdog in a pan of boiling water!!! - And it feels Way Below Average!:cry:

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Your ass cooks like a hotdog in a pan of boiling water!!! - And it feels Way Below Average!:cry:
Good news: it's already split.............

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Good news: it's already split............. LOL!:D Maybe I should sit in a vat of relish just to cool down a little............................................ .......! Wait, that's a different thread entirely!:p

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
LOL!:D Maybe I should sit in a vat of relish just to cool down a little............................................ .......! Wait, that's a different thread entirely!:p
Well if nothing else, you could relish the idea of cooling down your overheated posterior...

[ahhell]

refried beans and home brew will create some damn nasty swamp whatever...needs to come with a... danger,no open flames...

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by ahhell
refried beans and home brew will create some damn nasty swamp whatever...needs to come with a... danger,no open flames...
Were you at Silverwood for the "BLUE FLAME"?
LOLhttp://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/cowgirl.gif

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Were you at Silverwood for the "BLUE FLAME"?
LOLhttp://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/cowgirl.gif
I am afraid I missed that ........... was it a "Blazing Saddles" blue flame?

[Scream]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I am afraid I missed that ........... was it a "Blazing Saddles" blue flame?
Went camping with some neighbors, kind of a get to know the neighborhood campout. It was pretty cool. One of our neighbors admitted that he had a good trick. We were treated to blue flames and laughed so hard the ranger had to come over and warn us that we were gonna get booted from the park for having too much fun.
what a weekend..

[Debbolas]

The same weekend our neighbor Kelly, (who is going to Moabi with us this week) saved our boat from floating away from the dock by doing an "Indiana Jones" leap and save!!!
Truely amazing!!!
LOLhttp://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/cowgirl.gif:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Scream
Went camping with some neighbors, kind of a get to know the neighborhood campout. It was pretty cool. One of our neighbors admitted that he had a good trick. We were treated to blue flames and laughed so hard the ranger had to come over and warn us that we were gonna get booted from the park for having too much fun.
what a weekend..
Wait a minute, so the neighbor is a FLAMER>?? <------ Dr. E in disbelief....;)

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Wait a minute, so the neighbor is a FLAMER>?? <------ Dr. E in disbelief....;) Hey Doc, don't ask, don't tell!:D

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
SWAMP ASS???
There's nothing worse then being on a rooftop with a bad case of swamp ass.:p
Not unless you can rub it in some dumb bitches face. Charmonise her.:D

[Danhercules]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Not unless you can rub it in some dumb bitches face. Charmonise her.:D
Yea, your mom liked it!!!!! :p

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Wait a minute, so the neighbor is a FLAMER>?? <------ Dr. E in disbelief....;)
No, No, No, fart + flame = blue flame
http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/cowgirl.gif

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by titties and beer
we call it "LAVA ASS":D try some cornstarch on a soft towel;) ;) I've tried that, but the box makes it look like I dropped a load in my pants!:D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
I've tried that, but the box makes it look like I dropped a load in my pants!:D
Uhh LASERRAY? Try sprinkling it OUT of the box onto the 'way below average' area! Just an idea. ;) LOL! :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Uhh LASERRAY? Try sprinkling it OUT of the box onto the 'way below average' area! Just an idea. ;) LOL! :D Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh! huh. ;) :D

[Dr. Eagle]

I think that is were A.S.S. came from.....
Anal Sauna Syndrome....:eek:

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Were you at Silverwood for the "BLUE FLAME"?
LOLhttp://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/cowgirl.gif
We actually captured a friend on film(old days of 35mm) doing this at the river before..We later had the pic blown up onto several posters and hung 'em at a party....hilarious.:D :D
The positive is that it does negate any odor;) :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I think that is were A.S.S. came from.....
Anal Sauna Syndrome....:eek:
LMFAO!!! I gots tears!! LMFAO!!! :D :D :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Ziggy
The positive is that it does negate any odor;) :D I'm thinking of rigging a bottle of mapp gas to my back in my everday life, with a standing pilot or pehaps a hot surface ignitor at the crack of my ass, so that I can negate any and all odors on an as needed basis. :p

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
I'm thinking of rigging a bottle of mapp gas to my back in my everday life, with a standing pilot or pehaps a hot surface ignitor at the crack of my ass, so that I can negate any and all odors on an as needed basis. :p
Careful, in certain conditions this could be explosive........

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Careful, in certain conditions this could be explosive........ Yes, but consider the positives.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Yes, but consider the positives.
Kind of an A.S.S Gas scrubber..........;)

[LASERRAY]

And no ozone depleation from methane gas.;)

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Kind of an A.S.S Gas scrubber..........;)
LMFAO some more!! :D :D :D