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carbonmarine
06-29-2004, 01:41 PM
1) Small Business owners making $300K create oppression and racism.
2) Goverments create all the wealth, and only through the government's great generousity do they let most workers keep more than they should be keeping.
3) You have to believe that White Military officers in the US Military start wars and Democrates know best how to manage beyond that.
4) You have to TRULY belive in the core liberal idea of :
" When only the gov't has guns , then and only then will everyone be " safe ".... ** Whilst forgeting of course that the SS, Gestapo, KGB, Red Guard, Idi Amin, Khmer ROuge, Saddanm Hussien, General Togo, Adolph Hitler were or all are " The Government "
5) You have to belive that the traditional gender roles in the Bible or Koran are artificial, archaic, but being gay and or gay marriage is/are natural.
6) YOu have to belive AIDS is spread by conserative Repulicans.
7) YOu have to belive that America's Trial Lawyers are the main source of americas wealth and prosperity.
8) You have to believe that all conservatives are Racists and black people and other people of color cant make it out to Havasu without goverment help.
9) You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Jesse Jackson, Cesar Chavez & Gloria Stienem are A LOT more important to American history than say : Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, George Washington & Benjamin Franklin or any of those other
" Fat, dead, white men ".
10) You have to condem capital punsishment, but support the use of government collected, tax payer monies for "abortion on demand ".
***** PART II on Wednesday !!!!!!!!! ******
Rick32 / Carbon :cool: ;) :cool:

Chris Winn
06-29-2004, 01:50 PM
preach it rick:D :D :D

Lake Pirate
06-29-2004, 02:54 PM
*yawn*
I guess I have to respond to this since you worked your brain and all. It's nice to see you trying so hard. Putting words in other people's mouths all the while praeching it as gospel at least shows, you have a modicum of potential. I'll try and use an analogy you can understand. Everybody else turn your heads for a minute. This could set your IQ's back thirty points.
For the sake of argument here are the characters.
Dick ~ is the federal government
Jane ~ is local government
Spot ~ is the taxpayer
Dick was created to be the perfect government, by Spot and for Spot.
Spot was so proud of Dick, he let him do pretty much what he wanted. Then one dark day Dick realized that Spot wasn't paying attention anymore. He knew that a lot of money from Spot was coming in and that if he didn't spend it Spot, would quit sending it.
Dick called Jane and said I will send you lot's and lot's of money. But to get this money you not only need to spend it butytou must create more and more need for it. This way Spot will keep having to send it. Jane was very happy. She knew how to spend money and knew if she did not do little things to keep Dick happy he would keep little bits of money from her. Jane was dependant on Dick. Before long Spot noticed the money he sent was never enough for Dick. Dick wanted more and more. Jane needed more and more too. Spot was in quite a predicament. If he quit sending money the good things like hospitals and protection would stop. If he kept sending money most of it would be used on confusing programs and wasteful speculations.
What to do, what to do? Poor Spot. Finally Spot got tired of worrying about it and just let Dick and Jane spend spend spend. But again one day, Spot woke up out of his cloud of sadness. He looked around and saw that Dick and Jane were out of control. They were so sure they could get all the money they needed from Spot that they were spending money he hadn't even made yet. And worse, Dick would not listen to Spot's ideas anymore about what to do with the money. Bad Dick.
Spot was saddened because Dick was not perfect anymore. Dick had taken his trust and turned it into something so bad Spot could no longer do anything about it. Jane had become so dependant on money from Dick that she could do nothing without him. She was now part of Dicks machine of problems. Shame on Jane.
Poor old Spot could no longer maintain the system of checks and balances. Staying sad so long had given Dick the chance to make his system bigger and bigger which confused Spot. Dick had become so powerful he did not have to balance the money from Spot anymore. Mean Dick. Spot had no choice. He had to start over.
The moral. Never turn your back on Dick.

carbonmarine
06-29-2004, 03:03 PM
Or ..... Jane never turns her back on Dick or she could have or be a Spot.......
VOTE BOXER OUT !
Rick32;)

Dave C
06-29-2004, 03:25 PM
LP... not bad..... after all they got the money and power from somewhere....
The theory goes that all democracies cannot exist forever because sooner or later the people will realize that they can vote themselves more and more benefits by using the credit of the state, until such time as it becomes burdensome and must be abandoned.
scary.

SoCalOffshore
06-29-2004, 03:38 PM
Dick left a Spot on Janes dress and was almost impeached for it!!

Sportin' Wood
06-29-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by SoCalOffshore
Dick left a Spot on Janes dress and was almost impeached for it!!
:D :D
LMFAO...
we are not gonna be around long enough to change the world! Go out and make as much money as you can, buy all the toys you can, have as much fun as you can, and live a good life!
killboxer, Vote capitalist!

Lake Pirate
06-29-2004, 04:30 PM
we are not gonna be around long enough to change the world!
Surely meant lightheartedly but what if our forefathers had subscribed to that philosophy? Or DaVinci? Or TA Edison and so on...? It is our duty not our choice, to create a better world than we found.
That being said, I party every weekend but I take the week very seriously. :wink:
Ok...well maybe not that serious.
Still... aw, never mind.