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LASERRAY
06-29-2004, 10:46 PM
Women:
You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em, and you can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with warm squash. :p
Next!............................................. .....................................
Very True. My good friend came home from work early yesterday, went to the doctor, found out he's about to have a nervious breakdown from stress and when he got home his wife told him that she want's a divorce after 20 months of marriage. What a Bitch!:yuk:
LASERRAY
06-29-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by cdog
Very True. My good friend came home from work early yesterday, went to the doctor, found out he's about to have a nervious breakdown from stress and when he got home his wife told him that she want's a divorce after 20 months of marriage. What a Bitch!:yuk: That's a blessing! And it reminds me of something.
I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!:p
Ya I told him the best way to get over it is to find some new strange.
I hope he does'nt get that itching problem that you mentioned.:D
canuck1
06-29-2004, 11:06 PM
women: the cutest things you ever wanted to strangle
Chris Rock said it best
" FEED ME- **** ME & SHUT THE **** UP"
Kachina26
06-30-2004, 05:48 AM
The green ones are yummy!
Dr. Eagle
06-30-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
That's a blessing! And it reminds me of something.
I can't stand the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!:p
Yeah, 20 months won't be so expensive...
Let's hope not. I'm in the middle of selling their home and getting them into a new one. She picked one hell of a time to anounce all of this.
topless
06-30-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Women:
You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em, and you can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with warm squash. :p
Next!............................................. ..................................... :frown: :frown: :frown:
mirvin
06-30-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Women:
You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em, and you can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with warm squash. :p
Um, yes, you certianly can!!!
mirvin;)
YW82DRM
06-30-2004, 11:20 AM
Come on now not all women are a pain in the ass... back stabbing... gold digging ..... bit@he$!!!!! Let's not get started with what a chore it is to keep you men happy!!!!
Because believe me the FEED ME F**K me thing is missing a couple hundred requests!!!!:yuk:
Mrs. Restless22
06-30-2004, 11:21 AM
You go girl :D :D
Is this boating related? :D
Mrs. Restless22
06-30-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Is this boating related? :D
No but what is on ***boat? :D
Is this boating related? :D
Another thread on ***boat. Women bashing.:p
Dr. Eagle
06-30-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
No but what is on ***boat? :D
does it help promote better healthcare or higher taxes?:D
Wow, a double post.:confused:
Dr. Eagle
06-30-2004, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Wow, a double post.:confused:
Damn Electrons, can't live with em, can't live without em....;)
Mrs. Restless22
06-30-2004, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Damn Electrons, can't live with em, can't live without em....;)
At least electrons dont bitch :D
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by YW82DRM
Come on now not all women are a pain in the ass... back stabbing... gold digging ..... bit@he$!!!!! Let's not get started with what a chore it is to keep you men happy!!!!
Because believe me the FEED ME F**K me thing is missing a couple hundred requests!!!!:yuk:
The only one I can see that is missing is "Bring Me a Beer":p
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 11:32 AM
Just shake your head (like a bobblehead), they think you are listening and will go away for a LITTLE while...
NorCal Gameshow
06-30-2004, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
At least electrons dont bitch :D
they do when they're talking to you on the phone..:( :D
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Just shake your head (like a bobblehead), they think you are listening and will go away for a LITTLE while...
If you shake your head like a bobblehead....maybe they'll return the favor:eek:
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
If you shake your head like a bobblehead....maybe they'll return the favor:eek:
NICE:eek:
Arent you supposed to be working, oh wait you are screwing off while all the people under you do your job:yuk:
YW82DRM
06-30-2004, 11:44 AM
I am not even going to try to defend the female population but I do ask that you specify who is really killing you.... Ie: Women is a little vague....... I agree that some woman need to be slapped..not literaly... but there are a few woman that can really to hang out and yadda yadda....
ps. Keep in mind... Kharma... A woman brought into this world!!!! Nothing like being thankful
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
NICE:eek:
Arent you supposed to be working, oh wait you are screwing off while all the people under you do your job:yuk:
I am posting from a remote location.....;)
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
I am posting from a remote location.....;)
Your name isnt DEBBALOS
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Your name isnt DEBBALOS
This is true...but when in Rome you must do as the Romans do!
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
This is true...but when in Rome you must do as the Romans do!
Did I hear TOGA
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010084-med.JPG
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Did I hear TOGA
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/111P1010084-med.JPG
You bum!!! I guess we were a day late and a dollar short! Wish I could have been a fly on the wall at that one?
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 12:02 PM
The flies died of heart attacks
IN2-IN2MX
06-30-2004, 12:02 PM
Oh, cry me a river! :p You couldn't live without us and you know it. LOL.
And keep in mind that we feel the same way about men...we either love them OR would love to kill em. :D
IN2-IN2MX
06-30-2004, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
The flies died of heart attacks
ROFLMAO! :D :D :eek: :D
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 12:04 PM
Dont any of you people have jobs,
GET BACK TO THEM
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Dont any of you people have jobs,
GET BACK TO THEM
We only do as you do and not as you say!!!
IN2-IN2MX
06-30-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Dont any of you people have jobs,
GET BACK TO THEM
:eek: and actually work? Yuk.
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 12:07 PM
hey im at work right now working hard.
Did you all forget,
I'm the offical HB post shit starter
NoCal NoBoat
06-30-2004, 12:08 PM
C Dog -
Been there - sold house, moving day was on a Saturday, but I was "separated" the previous Thursday. I lived in my new house for a week...
My RE Broker named me his agency's "Producer of the Month"
The good Dr is right - 20 mos will sting a little, but shouldn't be too expensive...
Tell your friend to make sure the "motivated" seller stays with the house. Took over a year to move mine after I put it on the market
because the estranged wife was in no hurry to move and the house always "showed poorly".
Friends, family, and no sudden moves, and your friend will be o/k.
Screw mediation and lawyer up...
PlyaPlya22
06-30-2004, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
hey im at work right now working hard.
Did you all forget,
I'm the offical HB post shit starter
You are the starter and stirer.
My friend's home just funded today and I set up title to forward the proceeds from his sale to go directly to his new purchase. She has just been taken off Title on the new home. I just feel real bad for my friend. He works 15 hour days 5 days a week and she does'nt work or even clean his home.
Hell you should see his boat. He has'nt used it in 3-4 years because she does'nt like the river.
She has turned out to be a real low life.
By the way, I'm married and my wife is awsome. We respect eachother and know our roles as husband and wife. She has everything she want's and so do I (building a 29 ft Shockwave). I seem to be one of the few lucky ones.
YW82DRM
06-30-2004, 01:38 PM
It is very nice to know that there are good relationships out there still and that not everyone is bitter.... My advice to guy only married 20 months is chin up! Don't cry because it's over smile because it happened meaning thank his lucky stars that the true colors came out in 20 months and not in 20 years. People can be deceiving... be true to yourself and if you know deep in your heart that you are a good person then there is someone out there that will find your goodness. He will get his crown in heaven for his 15 hour work days and just because she isn't the ONE...... that means there is something better in store for him!
My wife drinks all my beer.:mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
YW82DRM
06-30-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
My wife drinks all my beer.:mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT! If your wife drinking all your beer is all you have to worry about than u r GOOD:D
NorCal Gameshow
06-30-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
My wife drinks all my beer.:mad: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
My Wifey doesn't like beer...:D
Kilrtoy
06-30-2004, 01:56 PM
My wife drinks all my beer
I dont let her, makes you fat
NorCal Gameshow
06-30-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
My wife drinks all my beer
I dont let her, makes you fat
Remember, the Fatter You are...the Skinnier she is....:D
Originally posted by NorCal Gameshow
Remember, the Fatter You are...the Skinnier she is....:D
I wish she didn't like beer.
Or the skinnier you are the fatter she is.
NorCal Gameshow
06-30-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
I wish she didn't like beer.
Or the skinnier you are the fatter she is.
I'm liviin' the life...:D :D :D
LASERRAY
06-30-2004, 02:49 PM
I've got a 34 inch waist............................................. .........
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I've got a 34 inch waist............................................. .........
Mines 32....................................... Ok women, whats yours?
Kachina26
06-30-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I've got a 34 inch waist............................................. .........
I would be quicker to believe that you had a 10 inch..... nevermind
LASERRAY
06-30-2004, 02:55 PM
Beige, I think i'll paint the ceiling beige............................................
summerlove
06-30-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Beige, I think i'll paint the ceiling beige............................................
I'll help....:rolleyes:
NorCal Gameshow
06-30-2004, 02:57 PM
My Wifey has a 32" waste...Me
I checked the spelling...it's correct
:D :D :D :D
Originally posted by Kachina26
I would be quicker to believe that you had a 10 inch..... nevermind
Just call me Tommy9.:D
LASERRAY
06-30-2004, 03:05 PM
If I wanted fries with that, I would have asked for fries...........................
LASERRAY
06-30-2004, 10:55 PM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3381OJ.gif
MagicMtnDan
07-01-2004, 05:45 AM
Nipplage?http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=773497
MagicMtnDan
07-01-2004, 05:47 AM
A bitter divorced friend told me his joke, "how can you tell when a woman is bitching at you? When her lips are moving."
Huckleberry
07-01-2004, 06:01 AM
This coming from a bitter divorced man:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/2550Women_s_Divorce_trophy.jpg
The word DIVORCE is Latin for Ripping a man's balls off through his wallet!
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