I'm going boating this weekend

[MAXIMUS]

SO F#@K OFF!!!:cool: :D

[Tom Brown]

My feelings haven't been this hurt since I heard about you breaking your leg while dry humping that jet boater. Oh well... at least you got the better end of that deal... I heard that guy has his colon in a cast.

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
My feelings haven't been this hurt since I heard about you breaking your leg while dry humping that jet boater. Oh well... at least you got the better end of that deal... I heard that guy has his colon in a cast.
I believe that was uranus...:D
I hope everybody here in bench racers forum of hot boat on line usa has a good safe weekend! If you are staying home & pounding it use lots of high quality lube!!! :) Brown that means no 2 stroke oil while strokin... OK?:rolleyes: :D

[lucky]

I FEEL SPECIAL NOW AND NOT IN A PERSONAL WATER CRAFT KINDA WAY !!!:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I hope everybody here in bench racers forum of hot boat on line usa has a good safe weekend!
Break a leg, Maxi. :D
Have a good one. Be sure to get some pics of that trailer queen on the water.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Have a good and safe weekend all and HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!:cool:

[Kim Hanson]

Have a good one Maxi, I want to see pictures also........( . )( . )......;)

[sorry dog]

Don't forget your starter rope!

[Squirtin Thunder]

I pull started one yesturday, My flippin arm is ****ed, my neck hurts, and my back feels like I slipped a disc.
O/B suck !!!

[Squirtin Thunder]

And that was only an 85hp Merc.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Squirtin Thunder
I pull started one yesturday, My flippin arm is ****ed, my neck hurts, and my back feels like I slipped a disc.
O/B suck !!!
They all suck, that would be the cooling stage...( . )( . )....:D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Squirtin Thunder
And that was only an 85hp Merc.
Hey you want try out a V8........( . )( . )......:D

[Squirtin Thunder]

**** No !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom Brown]

I popped for the electric start. The chicks seem to appreciate the way I'm not panting and all lathered up before the trip even begins. Everything needs to happen at the correct time...

[MAXIMUS]

I'm BACK!!!! SO F#@K OFF!!!:D
Hey the good new is I don't have any pics either!!! I did smack some little lake wacka biotches around though!!! A bayliner with a suped up force 135 & I think he was running a yamaha paddle prop or something like that!:rolleyes: None the less was full of excuses...:eek: :D Hope everybody had as much fun as I did this weekend...:)

[uclahater]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I'm BACK!!!! SO F#@K OFF!!!:D
Hey the good new is I don't have any pics either!!! I did smack some little lake wacka biotches around though!!! A bayliner with a suped up force 135 & I think he was running a yamaha paddle prop or something like that!:rolleyes: None the less was full of excuses...:eek: :D Hope everybody had as much fun as I did this weekend...:)
Glad your back and in 1 piece:D

[MAXIMUS]

Yea hater it was a war out there this weekend with those damn redneck wacka's... In the end though old maxi came out with the trophy!!!:cool:
Now its time to get ready for some beach action!:)

[You Te]

Way to go Max.:D :D :D
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

Dammit maxi... now i'ma hafta juice the force...
I'll get you yet:mad: :p
Anyone know how much nitrous i can run through a force 135??
BJH:D

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
Dammit maxi... now i'ma hafta juice the force...
I'll get you yet:mad: :p
Anyone know how much nitrous i can run through a force 135??
BJH:D
Funny you should ask because that was exactly what I asked this lake warrior! He was running a home made unit that he estimated around 350 hp with 6 bottles in a familiar container...:)
He said I was the first jet to ever take him so easily!:D I fuggin hosed him daddy!!!!:)

[CrazyHippy]

I told you about the hidden 2 bottles??
Most people only hear about the 4....
Hmmm... might have to go to 1/2" nitrous lines
BJH

[Kim Hanson]

Funny Maxi, where's the focking pictures :D .....( . )( . ).....

[MAXIMUS]

I told u man there are no focking pictures... you will just have to trust what I am feeding you here biatches... It really happend on a lake called buena vista in a town called bakers field & shit...:)

[Roland the Fisherman]

Is that lake still only 2ft deep? Used to go there in the 80's and it was one over crowded, steamy hot, choppy som-bitch with no trees, grass or bushes.
Only reason to go there is so not to get caught boating with anyone you should'nt be boating with...........Hows the marriage going Maxie?"

[You Te]

Roland,
it sounds like there was some bush there.
You Te

[CrazyHippy]

Maybe it wasn't the boat that got wet??
BJH

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
Is that lake still only 2ft deep? Used to go there in the 80's and it was one over crowded, steamy hot, choppy som-bitch with no trees, grass or bushes.
Only reason to go there is so not to get caught boating with anyone you should'nt be boating with...........Hows the marriage going Maxie?"
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D
And yes that is the one... I was floating in a cove about 100 yards off shore & jumped overboard to cool off. To my suprise I hit the fuggin bottom & was standing in about 4' of water... Lake really isnt to bad though, nice islands & growth all around it now! :rolleyes: