Why The Ocean Is Salty...

[GlastronGuy]

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads. And you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

[Tom Brown]

OK, now why are you so salty GG? You've got a Glastron so it doesn't make sense that you should be so crabby all the time. :confused:

[HCS]

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[rvrtoy]

Now I know why I don't like the ocean!!:yuk:

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
OK, now why are you so salty GG? You've got a Glastron so it doesn't make sense that you should be so crabby all the time. :confused:
Moi?

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by GlastronGuy
Moi?
Why yes... my faux French speaking Glastron friend...

[MsDrmr]

the most interesting part of this story is the fact that someone was actually wathcing this to see what happens,,,(too much time on their hands) :D :cool:

[GlastronGuy]

I am not salty. I call bullshit, bullshit.

[cigarette1]

I didn't know sperm was salty :confused:

[ahhell]

no wonder whales are endangered...bad aim:rolleyes:

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by ahhell
no wonder whales are endangered...bad aim:rolleyes:
Is that a whale under the boat in your sig?
;)

[ahhell]

Yep...one hell of a blow hole:D

[dmontzsta]

http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/Misc...Stuff./dmontzmax/WhaleOceanSpecs.jpg
1998 Called and wants its joke back. :D

[HighRoller]

And when Adam made Eve she took a bath in the ocean after the first week...that's why fish smells so bad!!

[HCS]

Originally posted by cigarette1
I didn't know sperm was salty :confused:
Good question girls.....is it?:D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Good question girls.....is it?:D
that is the underlying taste usually but sometimes it's more sweet than salty :) and sometimes it's so bitter the saltiness remains undetected :yuk:

[Outnumbered]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
that is the underlying taste usually but sometimes it's more sweet than salty :) and sometimes it's so bitter the saltiness remains undetected :yuk:
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Old Lavey
:eek: :eek: :eek:
http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/angel.gif ;) :D

[Infomaniac]

Make sure you spit the ocean water out instead of swallow.
Do you know how to circumsize a whale?
Send down four skin divers.

[malibuken]

In the immortal words of W.C. Fields as the waiter offers him a glass of water, "Water? Never touch the stuff, fish f**k in it."