Inverse bench racing

[Tom Brown]

I enjoy the, “my boat is better than yours” shtick as much as the next guy but when I think about it, I tend to forget how much time and energy I have poured into mine and am quick to be blown away by other people's setups. There is some pretty amazing energy poured into a lot of the boats on this site.
When it comes right down to it, I would probably admire someone else's boat more than my own, even if both boats were identical. How about you people? Does anyone else here have boat envy?

[sorry dog]

I have blow job envy.
I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
(BTW Tom - nice attempt at a serious post but your gonna have to try harder than that.)

[You Te]

I see your point Tom, so many hours and so much work for 9 seconds of boating. :D :D :D :D
You Te

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by sorry dog
I have blow job envy.
I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
(BTW Tom - nice attempt at a serious post but your gonna have to try harder than that.)
My wife keeps telling me the blowjobs I get are the best and to shut up and stop being concerned about what other people are getting.:(

[You Te]

Roland is at work.
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by You Te
I see your point Tom, so many hours and so much work for 9 seconds of boating.
Yes, that's what I was trying to say.

[Jetboatguru]

Originally posted by sorry dog
I have blow job envy.
I worry that somebody else's blowjob is better than mine.
WOW!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
I will go on record and say that your blowjob was the best !! HAnds down, the best I ever got. I just wish you would not broadcast it so much.:eek!: :eek:

[Roman 1]

Is there some kind of subliminal message in this thread???:frown:
RC:frown:

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Is there some kind of subliminal message in this thread???
Yes. Read it backwards to get the message.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
WOW!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
I will go on record and say that your blowjob was the best !! HAnds down, the best I ever got. I just wish you would not broadcast it so much.:eek!: :eek:
Guru, is'nt it you that always says "It's like getting a blowjob from a queer, it feels great until someone sees you"?:D

[MAXIMUS]

I am a little uncomfortable with all the homosexual inuendos... :o and after reading all of these post backwards (as per tom) I am totally convinced that you are all childern of Satan!!!!:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[MAXIMUS]

By the way who here likes a good Key lime pie???:)

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
By the way who here likes a good Key lime pie???:)
Who doesn't!?

[coolchange]

quote:
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Originally posted by Roman 1
Is there some kind of subliminal message in this thread???
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Yes. Read it backwards to get the message.
he is the "Lived racecar devil"

[sorry dog]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
WOW!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:
I will go on record and say that your blowjob was the best !! HAnds down, the best I ever got. I just wish you would not broadcast it so much.:eek!: :eek:
Dude! That was sick... I think I'm gonna throw up the eel and salmon sashimi I just had.
Don't you have some trailer bearings to be fixing or something... if not there is probably a gay message board out there somewhere if that's your cup of ... whatever they have cups of...

[MAXIMUS]

Tom how about peach cobbler...:)

[MAXIMUS]

Sounds like dog favors a hot dog with man ranch on it!:eek: :D Then for desert he could nibble on some 2 fruit bag pie!!!:D

[CrazyHippy]

How can you tell if you are at a gay picnic???
The hotdogs taste like SHIT!!
BJH

[You Te]

I would have guessed the answer would be...... roman is there with his rope.
You Te

[mickeyfinn]

You guys should really take it easy on all the faggots out there. It is not always their fault. Studies have shown that only half of them are born that way.
The other half just got sucked into it.:eek:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by mickeyfinn
You guys should really take it easy on all the faggots out there. It is not always their fault. Studies have shown that only half of them are born that way.
The other half just got sucked into it.:eek:
Mickey's right,
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all you you wackers. Especially those who were born that way.
R1:)

[You Te]

That's sad, roman got sucked into it because of his slow boat.
Now after all these years of swinging on male body parts, well you know.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Uncle Chin Nuts, your material is fading fast. HAter and Roman are having their way with you AGAIN.................................

[You Te]

Hi Guru how are you? So nice to see you bench racing again.
hater and roman got nothing, and there boats are slow.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Hi Guru how are you? So nice to see you bench racing again.
hater and roman got nothing, and there boats are slow.
You Te
Thats just not true..:confused: How could you say such a thing.
RC:cool:

[MAXIMUS]

Please people stick to the "thread topic" ..."INVERSE BENCH RACING"
I'll start... Tom I disagree yours is much bigger than mine & twice as skinny! :D :D
Guru you are a handsome man!!!!:idea:
U.T. strappers are not just for girls...:)
Hippy you are a sexy beast...:D
Blown step the f#ck up & run that 007 rig before...
Hater lay off the ranch... u know what I am speaking of too!;)
Lucky...:smilespi:

[CrazyHippy]

I will respect the HP that you have to throw at a flat bottom to make it run... i'd like the motor for a car, where it belongs:D
BJH

[You Te]

R E S P E C T
FLAT BOTTOMS MEAN NOTHING TO ME.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
FLAT BOTTOMS MEAN NOTHING TO ME.
You Te
Except defeat!!....again....:D
Roman Won!;)

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
R E S P E C T
FLAT BOTTOMS MEAN NOTHING TO ME.
You Te
And what the hell do you think an OUTBOARD is supposed to mean to us Flatbottom guys besides a waste of time.:confused:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Bird Percher
And what the hell do you think an OUTBOARD is supposed to mean to us Flatbottom guys besides a waste of time.:confused:
I'll take this one Percher,
What an outboard means to me by Roman won;
I love the ginsu outboard, it mixes frappe'...
It'll do your yardwork but it looks and sounds gay
Hippy, Te, Hanson and brown theres nowhere to hide...
Bibiting up to the dock everyone laughing at your pride
Wow those clampers, what an impressive display...
Te runs a 15 horse strapper armed with the spray
If he would take his boat out he get hit with a barage...
but te has no balls so he leaves it in the garage.
Squawk, squawk, squawk these strappers love to talk..
but on race day at the lake, victory goes to the big block
go catch some fish and mix me a drink...
dam all that smoke is starting to stink
getting beat all the time, doesn't sound like much fun...
What an outboard means to me. by Roman 1
RC:rolleyes:

[Tom Brown]

What is that... poetry?

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
What is that... poetry?
When you spend all you time sitting around the parking lot, instead of boating, you get to read lots of poetry....
Those V-drive guys are so sensitive, must be why they get all the chicks:rolleyes:
BJH

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by Roman 1
I'll take this one Percher,
What an outboard means to me by Roman won;
I love the ginsu outboard, it mixes frappe'...
It'll do your yardwork but it looks and sounds gay
Hippy, Te, Hanson and brown theres nowhere to hide...
Bibiting up to the dock everyone laughing at your pride
Wow those clampers, what an impressive display...
Te runs a 15 horse strapper armed with the spray
If he would take his boat out he get hit with a barage...
but te has no balls so he leaves it in the garage.
Squawk, squawk, squawk these strappers love to talk..
but on race day at the lake, victory goes to the big block
go catch some fish and mix me a drink...
dam all that smoke is starting to stink
getting beat all the time, doesn't sound like much fun...
What an outboard means to me. by Roman 1
RC:rolleyes:
Very nicely put RC

[You Te]

I've heard of poetry in motion but that was poetry on the trailer.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Squawwwwwwk, Squawk squawk squawk, Skuawwwwwwk!!!
You Te
RRRRRRRRiiiightch!!!!
Roman Powers;)

[You Te]

Originally posted by Roman 1
RRRRRRRRiiiightch!!!!
Roman Powers;)
roman roman roman
Roman lost

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Squawk!
Roman 1
:D :D :D
R1

[You Te]

FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY.
You Te

[You Te]

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Bird Poacher
I'd like to put your penis in my mouth, Roman.
:eek:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY.
You Te
Oh I do.... thanks to 540 inches of Big block chevy!! :cool:
Oh and before you start squawking, I would like to say that no outboard has, can, or ever will beat my 2000 lb flatbottom.
I'm going on 6 years of trouble free boating, I ski, wakeboard and parasail behind it every other weekend and hold enough fuel to run from Havasu springs to laughlin and back...with half a tank.
Get your pile out of the garage and cut my grass, you wimp! :D
RC:)

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I love talking into You Te's microphone.
Tom I thought you were above this type of sillyness?
RC:frown:

[You Te]

Sure you fly roman, what ever you say.
I can send my gardener to cut your lawn if you can't afford to pay someone roman.
Lets see, 6 years in flat botton time is about 2 hours of run time. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well roman, I'd come out and put a hurt on you, however, NASA has been looking at my wacker for a new power source.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Well roman, I'd come out and put a hurt on you, however, NASA has been looking at my wacker for a new power source.
You Te
Sounds like thier blender must be broke!! BWAAAAAAAHAHHA :D
R1:)

[sorry dog]

Hey Roman - can we see pictures of your current wife/girlfriend?

[TWISTER]

I just bought a blender this weekend it whips the shit out of those maggie rittas!!!!!!!!:cool: :cool:

[You Te]

Of course you would think that, but then I would expect nothing less from a lush such as youself.
roman will drink to that. FLLLLLLLLY, BOUNCE, SKIP, JUMP, thank god for you the flat bottom beneath my drunken ass.
2000 lbs 540 ci. tub of shit .
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by sorry dog
Hey Roman - can we see pictures of your current wife/girlfriend?
You don't have any pictures of your sister?
RC:p

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Of course you would think that, but then I would expect nothing less from a lush such as youself.
roman will drink to that. FLLLLLLLLY, BOUNCE, SKIP, JUMP, thank god for you the flat bottom beneath my drunken ass.
2000 lbs 540 ci. tub of shit .
You Te
Who you callin a lush? Don't I usually order capucinos?
You bought a flat bottom?? We'll since your drunk (says you) your hard to understand. Congratulations on your Tub of shit, I hope you find someone with enough sack to drive it for you.
RC:rolleyes:

[TWISTER]

UT there is no need for name calling, I was just making a point, Im kinda pissed that you think Im a lush :confused: :confused:

[You Te]

Twister,
I was talking to roman.
Speaking of sack I wonder where Guru is. roman has 540 ci and Guru has only 509. I guess you 2 are a couple of swingers, Tarzan would be proud.
Sorry Dog,
I bet roman can get you photos of his trailer with the boat sitting on it while at the lake.
roman has 3-1/2 times the ci of a little wacker and he still has a turd.
You Te

[Tom Brown]

This thread is as entertaining as a knife fight! :D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Twister,
I was talking to roman.
Speaking of sack I wonder where Guru is. roman has 540 ci and Guru has only 509. I guess you 2 are a couple of swingers, Tarzan would be proud.
Sorry Dog,
I bet roman can get you photos of his trailer with the boat sitting on it while at the lake.
roman has 3-1/2 times the ci of a little wacker and he still has a turd.
You Te
Come on now! Lucky allready posted pictures of my boat w/trailer at the last BBMSP. Keep up!!! Oh sorry, thats a touchy subject with you strappers.:p
Te, whats it like knowing you cant catch a turd?? Keep throwing more $$$$$ into your little pisser and you'll remain where you are,,, last.
R1:cool:

[Tom Brown]

I'll bet you've caught a few turds in your day, eh Roman?

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'll bet you've caught a few turds in your day, eh Roman?
Uhhh, negative.
So Tom, I bet you and Kim are close huh? Birds of a feather flock together right?? squawk!!
R1;)

[Tom Brown]

What is this 'squawk' business? Where's O.B. Eddie when you need him?
Hee haw,
Tom

[getnblown]

word on the river is lushes blow their boats over

[sorry dog]

Originally posted by Roman 1
You don't have any pictures of your sister?
RC:p
Of course, but I'll need pics of your mother before that's a fair trade.
Anyway, I was just asking to see if you were at least half right...
Tom - I was thinking this is kinda like a turtle fight. Kinda interesting but it really drags out and nobody wins (or loses).
Speaking of the word drag have you noticed that it could be quite a versitile word in the bench racers? Especially of late...

[You Te]

Yea roman, you know all about touchy.
Now roman is talking about his 540 ci lake boat, what happened, did Guru shave and you lost your grip.
NOBOBY, but NOBODY, can beat his BB 540 Cheby. It can do anything but get off the trailer.
roman, the drag racer. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Yea roman, you know all about touchy.
Now roman is talking about his 540 ci lake boat, what happened, did Guru shave and you lost your grip.
NOBOBY, but NOBODY, can beat his BB 540 Cheby. It can do anything but get off the trailer.
roman, the drag racer. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
You Te
Whats with your infatuation with Gurus Nutts?? Thank god the garage stopped you when you came out of the closet.:eek:
I never said "Nobody", I said No Strappers. Your inability to read and translate has earned you Kim Hansons affection.
I'm no drag racer and I never said I was, (more of your inept translation) I like to ski, wakeboard parasail and give tours of the lake in my flatty.
My boat is slipped year round and rented out often for wacker abusing. I don't even own a trailer.
R1:)

[CrazyHippy]

Ahhh yes, Bass lake, hot boat Mecca
Hell, i'm the fastest thing on earth in my bathtub....
BJH:D

[sorry dog]

is slipped year round and rented out often for wacker abusing.
Are you sure we are talking about boats?

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Whats with your infatuation with Gurus Nutts?? Thank god the garage stopped you when you came out of the closet.:eek:
I never said "Nobody", I said No Strappers. Your inability to read and translate has earned you Kim Hansons affection.
I'm no drag racer and I never said I was, (more of your inept translation) I like to ski, play a little but darts, wakeboard parasail and give cooking lessons on some of my favorite recipes like fresh man ranch or a nice fruit pie & then take young boys for rides in my flatty.
My man tool is slipped year round and rented out often for wacker abusing. I even do a little cross dressing.
R1:)
Dude those wacka guys got your panties all in a wad huh???:D

[You Te]

Now I get it, roman has never seen a wacker. roman runs the boat at Havasu but yet he has no trailer. So that's how he gets it to Havasu FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY.
Have a nice day roman:D :D
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Roman 1
My boat is slipped year round and rented out often for wacker abusing. I don't even own a trailer.
... what's more, it only weighs 400 lbs, even when fueled with 75 gallons of gas!
... and can run at WOT for several hours, kicking out 800 hp, revving at 10000 RPM, and only burn 10-12 gallons of fuel!
... and is always shiny, never needs polishing.
You're too much, Roman. :D http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Roman 1]

Oh for petes sake! I borrow a trailer when I go outside of Bass lake. You see, up here we use slips. I don't have the only flatty for rent and there are many empty trailers available to borrow year round.
Tom my boat weighs in at just under 2000 lbs, its no flyweight strappa and yes it runs for hours at WOT if so necessary. Horsepower is closer to 1000 and it revs 8 grand max pulling a 45 gear.
Maximess, what are you some kind wierdo? Don't go misquotin me for the sake of fulfillin your own little sick fantasies. I'm not one of these gay little string pullin homos that you've cum to love and admire so much. And get a Haircut hessian!
Heee wacker strappin hawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
R1:)

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Maximess, what are you some kind wierdo? Don't go misquotin me for the sake of fulfillin your own little sick fantasies. I'm not one of these gay little string pullin homos that you've cum to love and admire so much. And get a Haircut hessian!
Heee wacker strappin hawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!:D :D :D
R1:)
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[You Te]

News flash roman!
Wackers now have electric starters no strings. I see you have never drag raced your V- drive aginist a good running outboard. And yes they do run.:D :D
You Te

[Rick James]

Originally posted by You Te
News flash roman!
a good running outboard. :D :D
You Te
Dat's some funny shiat my brother. RJ

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
News flash roman!
Wackers now have electric starters no strings. I see you have never drag raced your V- drive aginist a good running outboard. And yes they do run.:D :D
You Te
They do run, but not very fast!!!! You Te, why dont you bring your ROCKETSHIP to Camp Far West on fathers Day next year and run all the slow dragboats in the area.. GOOD LUCK!:D :D

[Rick James]

Originally posted by Bird Percher
They do run, but not very fast!!!! You Te, why dont you bring your ROCKETSHIP to Camp Far West on fathers Day next year and run all the slow dragboats in the area.. GOOD LUCK!:D :D
Weeze be watin' 4 de anwser U TE!!!!

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
News flash roman!
Wackers now have electric starters no strings. I see you have never drag raced your V- drive aginist a good running outboard. And yes they do run.:D :D
You Te
No strings eh!! You wish!...you'll never upgrade all those factory equipped string pullers (going back to the beginning of outboard time) with an electric starter.
The spool and string has been instrumental in defining wackers since thier inception.
Your right, if wackers "ran" it would be a news flash, but they don't.
Even the fastest wackas on the planet are no challenge to big block supremecy.
Your fastest strapper race boats don't run and your lake boats are even slower. :confused:
You can't win given these facts.
R Won!:)

[Jim Anderson]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
Those V-drive guys are so sensitive, must be why they get all the chicks.
BJH That's right. We get all the chick's while you slow ass whacker's get all the dude's :( . I'd be impressed with that.

[You Te]

roman,
There you go talking about the worlds fastest big blocks. How many of those boats are out on the lake running up and down all day, NONE! So why do you keep talking about them?
You know why, because you need the real deal BB RACE BOAT to beat a Wacker.
ONE MORE TIME roman, RECREATIONAL BOATS. I DO NOT HAVE A RACE BOAT.
Since you have a recreational flat botton with 1000 hp and can run up and down the lake all day, BBSP would be a perfect place to teach me a lesson.:D
Jim Anderson, Why would "getting Dudes" even cross your mind, unless.......... ah never mind.
Here we go again CFW and trailer queens.
You Te

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
Here we go again CFW and trailer queens.
You Te [/B]
The excuse is getting old, I'll bet that if you want to bring your rocketship to CFW there will be at least 10 boats that will be ready and able to race you on fathers day. You should try to make the trip anyways, lots of fun.

[You Te]

Of course, 10 race boats. Why can't the fast boats all go to BBSP?
I'm sure if I go to an IHBA event I can find even more race boats.
What part of Recreational boat don't you understand.
Will you have your boat there Birdman?
You Te

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
Of course, 10 race boats. Why can't the fast boats all go to BBSP?
I'm sure if I go to an IHBA event I can find even more race boats.
What part of Recreational boat don't you understand.
Will you have your boat there Birdman?
You Te
Recreational boat with a 300hp shot of nitrous:confused: :rolleyes: Ya that sounds like your everyday lake boat:p
Been gone a week and YOU TE is still singin the same shit:rolleyes:
You Te is like the kid who challenges everyone to a fight after school and never shows up:( :idea:

[lucky]

Originally posted by Bird Percher
And what the hell do you think an OUTBOARD is supposed to mean to us Flatbottom guys besides a waste of time.:confused:
f= floater
l= left
a= at ?
t= trailer
b= bouncy
o= on
t= toney's
t=titantic
o= organ
m= man gravey acheived ...
o= ordinarly a fishing boat
u = up dateded
t = to tow chris's ride
b= behind
o=our
a= awsome
r= reving
d= day cruiser ....
:eek: :cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
roman,
There you go talking about the worlds fastest big blocks. How many of those boats are out on the lake running up and down all day, NONE! So why do you keep talking about them?
You know why, because you need the real deal BB RACE BOAT to beat a Wacker.
ONE MORE TIME roman, RECREATIONAL BOATS. I DO NOT HAVE A RACE BOAT.
Since you have a recreational flat botton with 1000 hp and can run up and down the lake all day, BBSP would be a perfect place to teach me a lesson.:D
Jim Anderson, Why would "getting Dudes" even cross your mind, unless.......... ah never mind.
Here we go again CFW and trailer queens.
You Te
Listen up Shortshaft,
You obviously failed reading comprehension in grade school!:rolleyes: Nowhere in my last post is there a referance to the worlds fastest Big blocks.
Pay attention this time. YOUR FASTEST STRAPPER RACE BOATS DON'T RUN AND YOUR LAKE BOATS ARE EVEN SLOWER.
I'm glad you find recreation in owning your string pullin garage queen, I'm sorry (for you) that you paid that much $$$ to be that slow.:D
Nobody's gonna go out of thier way to show all the "think thier fast wackers how slow they are", just like we dont take our big block camaros out on the street chasing down and swatting all the wanna be boy racer Honda civics.
Its amazing the similarities between you wackers, and these kids with thier folgers coffee can exhaust tipped, boy racer Hondas. :rolleyes:
R1:)

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
Of course, 10 race boats. Why can't the fast boats all go to BBSP?
I'm sure if I go to an IHBA event I can find even more race boats.
What part of Recreational boat don't you understand.
Will you have your boat there Birdman?
You Te
I guarantee it, my boat will definately be there...
What part of recreational boating dont you understand... Dude you have nitrous on your boat , I dont have nitrous on mine. So we can still run em. No more excuses please!!!!!

[You Te]

Lots of boats have nitrous not just race boats.
roman,
You said you have a lake boat are you coming to BBSP or not?
Please teach me a lesson roman.:D :D :D
By the way roman I build my own stuff so it's not to much $$$$$.
Birdman, no nitrous:D :D :D
uclahater,
I don't start fights. I have been to BBSP for the last 4 years Where have you been?
You Te

[uclahater]

You Te I've tried to go every year, but Maximus always offers to give me a free Blow Job if I'll stay:devil:
Plus waist deep water doesnt really excite me:rolleyes: If I ever come out it will be to watch all you garage queens:D
And the big reason is! I dont have the money or know how to be top dog like you:rolleyes: :p

[CrazyHippy]

And there's no trailer parking... Sheesh....
UT you know they are all afraid of those damn little fishing motahs
Probably got smacked by an Allison with a full livewell, and hate us all now
BJH

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
roman,
You said you have a lake boat are you coming to BBSP or not?
Please teach me a lesson roman.:D :D :D
By the way roman I build my own stuff so it's not to much $$$$$.
You Te
Yawwwwwnn!!....ok, supposen I got bored and made a trip down to the zoo to check out a little back & rack. If I were to mosey over and break you off, this is the shit you would spew;
You cheated!
It took a thousand horses to beat my lil ol wacker!
Why are you pickin on me?
But I still have a full tank of gas, can you say that?
Neener, neener, neener.
Your a big dumb, dumb.
You only beat me by 6 bus lengths??... Thats it?
Give me my lunch money back.
No thanks, I would rather read your gibberish than hear it in person. :D
R effen C:p

[MAXIMUS]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by uclahater
[B]You Te I've tried to go every year, but Maximus always offers to give me a free Blow Job if I'll stay:devil: End of quote!
:eek: :eek: :eek: And my wife tells me I am good for nuthin???:D
I think the real reason is because Guru can't make it so there is no tree nuts for the monkeys to swing from...;) & not knowing which is the "fastest" "drag" boat to buy could put a kink in your future!
:p
Why so much hatred for the fishing section of the
forums...:confused: When I am in my mustang I don't try to pick a race with a celica GT or a AMC pacer...:D

[You Te]

uclahater,
I'm going to warn Roland about you.
roman,
If you show up you will be very surprised. Many BB have a new respect for wackers.
Just make sure you bring something real strong if you want to drag race some of the wackers that show up.:D :D :D
You Te

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
[QUOTE]Originally posted by uclahater
[B] AMC pacer...:D
I run a Pacer as a tow car. :cool:

[uclahater]

Originally posted by You Te
uclahater,
I'm going to warn Roland about you.
roman,
If you show up you will be very surprised. Many BB have a new respect for wackers.
Just make sure you bring something real strong if you want to drag race some of the wackers that show up.:D :D :D
You Te
Why:confused: Does Roland give free Blow jobs to:p :D :cool:

[uclahater]

[i]& not knowing which is the "fastest" "drag" boat to buy could put a kink in your future!
:p
...:D [/B]
I never said Fastest:confused: I said Best:D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
roman,
If you show up you will be very surprised.
You Te
Since I'm not going I guess your right. Happy hunting.:)
RC:cool:

[You Te]

Not to worry roman, I've been talking to someone about Bass Lake.
So you have your ride there year round and can run anytime?
You Te

[Roman 1]

Sure.
RC:D

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
Lots of boats have nitrous not just race boats.
roman,
You said you have a lake boat are you coming to BBSP or not?
Please teach me a lesson roman.:D :D :D
By the way roman I build my own stuff so it's not to much $$$$$.
Birdman, no nitrous:D :D :D
uclahater,
I don't start fights. I have been to BBSP for the last 4 years Where have you been?
You Te
So your point is.... Are you scared to be beaten by a lake boat w/o nitrous... Enough said!!!!!!!

[You Te]

roman,
I'll be looking into the trip to Bass Lake a little futher.
Birdman,
If you have a lake boat without nitrous why have you not attended BBSP?
Everyone has a lake boat, even the TFH are lake boats if there is a lake around.
Are you scared to get beat by an outboard that runs around all day and then does some drag racing. I understand.:D :D
You Te

[Bird Percher]

Originally posted by You Te
roman,
I'll be looking into the trip to Bass Lake a little futher.
Birdman,
If you have a lake boat without nitrous why have you not attended BBSP?
Everyone has a lake boat, even the TFH are lake boats if there is a lake around.
Are you scared to get beat by an outboard that runs around all day and then does some drag racing. I understand.:D :D
You Te
Dude I was in needles,,,,,, I must of missed ya!

[You Te]

Birdman dude,
speed alley is the race place. Not to many people to get in the way.
You Te

[MAXIMUS]

Dude.....................:cool: :cool: :cool:

[sorry dog]

Dude.....................:cool: :cool: :cool:
...where's my car?

[lucky]

by glad this was bumped :D
lucky has just reaffirmed his sneaking position - benchracing is all about who's on top --- :D

[Kim Hanson]

by glad this was bumped :D
lucky has just reaffirmed his sneaking position - benchracing is all about who's on top --- :D
To think all i thought this was for was talking chit :p ........( . )( . )..........

[Roman 1]

A fairly entertaining thread I must admit. I miss the days when Tom B and Maxie were more of a presence in our esteemed BR's. Now days Toms too busy sucking off the yuppies in the sandbar and maxipuss completely surrendered his friut bag to the allmighty wifey :rolleyes:
Bring it on girls, :boxingguy your all gay and Kim's proud of it!!!
Roman the fisherman :supp:

[Squirtin Thunder]

To think all i thought this was for was talking chit :p ........( . )( . )..........
Kim the shit keeps coming out of your mouth !!! Why ????

[Kim Hanson]

Kim the shit keeps coming out of your mouth !!! Why ????
Well I can't go boating yet, so it sure beats doing nothing..........( . )( . )........ :crossx:

[Roland the Fisherman]

A fairly entertaining thread I must admit. I miss the days when Tom B and Maxie were more of a presence in our esteemed BR's. Now days Toms too busy sucking off the yuppies in the sandbar and maxipuss completely surrendered his friut bag to the allmighty wifey :rolleyes:
Bring it on girls, :boxingguy your all gay and Kim's proud of it!!!
Roman the fisherman :supp:
Sir,
Have you got that motor back together yet? I'm thinking of comming back to Bass Lake to finnish our date. Then after I leave you coated in a fine layer of in 2-stroke residue I will be taking back my fine name!

[Roman 1]

Sir,
Have you got that motor back together yet? I'm thinking of comming back to Bass Lake to finnish our date. Then after I leave you coated in a fine layer of in 2-stroke residue I will be taking back my fine name!
Had it fixed the next weekend. Cruise on up! Bring that wimp ut with you! :devil:
R1 :smile:

[lucky]

roland , he's only inviting you up for a little "lap top" action :eek:

[sorry dog]

I don't have a boat.

[HOSS]

Inverted bench racing? Come on Brown you can do better. :frown:

[Tom Brown]

I don't have a boat.
What about the u-boat with external bilge access? :confused:

[Roland the Fisherman]

I don't have a boat.
Only smart one here.

[sorry dog]

What about the u-boat with external bilge access? :confused:
I take the fifth.

[lucky]

A fairly entertaining thread I must admit. I miss the days when Tom B and Maxie were more of a presence in our esteemed BR's. Now days Toms too busy sucking off the yuppies in the sandbar and maxipuss completely surrendered his friut bag to the allmighty wifey :rolleyes:
Bring it on girls, :boxingguy your all gay and Kim's proud of it!!!
Roman the fisherman :supp:
lol - :coffeycup :D be easy on maxi- its hard to go from maximus to maxipad

[sorry dog]

which begs the question...
who is the tampon and who is the applicator... :confused:

[Tom Brown]

A fairly entertaining thread I must admit. I miss the days when Tom B and Maxie were more of a presence in our esteemed BR's. Now days Toms too busy sucking off the yuppies in the sandbar and maxipuss completely surrendered his friut bag to the allmighty wifey :rolleyes:
Arse.

[tamalewagon]

My wife keeps telling me the blowjobs I get are the best and to shut up and stop being concerned about what other people are getting.:(
wish I REMOTELY had your problem.

[sorry dog]

Well... you came to the right place to fix your problem.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Damn this is a old thread! Had forgotten how often I got those. Need to start spending more time at home and less time at Haters. Thats it, when he gets back from Needels hanging with the Needel Dicks I leaving his house for good! (Or at least tell the next IHBA event.)

[lucky]

Damn this is a old thread! Had forgotten how often I got those. Need to start spending more time at home and less time at Haters. Thats it, when he gets back from Needels hanging with the Needel Dicks I leaving his house for good! (Or at least tell the next IHBA event.)
no you don't have to - she's smiling :D

[sorry dog]

My motor has 10 horsepower.

[MAXIMUS]

I don't have a penis.
:idea:

[MAXIMUS]

I take "IT" in the asss.
:supp:

[MAXIMUS]

which begs the question...
who is going to bend me over next... :confused:
:notam: thats just sick man..

[MAXIMUS]

My skin purse has a good 10cm opening.
:2purples:

[MAXIMUS]

A fairly entertaining thread I must admit. I miss the days when Tom B and Maxie were more of a presence in our esteemed BR's. Now days Toms too busy sucking off the yuppies in the sandbar and maxipuss completely surrendered his friut bag to the allmighty wifey :rolleyes:
Bring it on girls, :boxingguy your all gay and I'm arroused by it!!! Would anybody like to touch my monkey??? :clover: :clover: :clover: :clover:
Roman the fisherman :supp:
Yea I miss those days too! Biatch I have been planning a way to get them back! Won't be long now... a few more CSI episodes & its go time! :devil: Roman less time in the bathroom touching & more time on the national gay website! That will supress some of your internal anger! :lightsabe :lightsabe

[FMluvswater]

Who doesn't!?
Losers Tom.

[Tom Brown]

Well said, FM. :cool:
Only losers wouldn't like key lime pie. :)

[FMluvswater]

Ssssh! :wink:
me=
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/plant.jpg

[sorry dog]

Maxi, you're pretty funny for a circus monkey. :shift:

[MAXIMUS]

Coming from Jbb's 2nd & 3rd cousin I won't read to far into that... :messedup:

[sorry dog]

Roman's wife is better looking than mine.

[Roman 1]

Roman's wife is better looking than mine.
And your wife is Hot! http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/bananahitit.gif
R1 :clover:

[sorry dog]

And your wife is Hot! http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/bananahitit.gif
R1 :clover:
If you think she is hot then you must like short fat chicks, eh?

[Roman 1]

If you think she is hot then you must like short fat chicks, eh?
Any port in a storm :cool:
R1 :clover:

[sorry dog]

Yup,
No point in downplaying any homo-tendencies in this thread.

[lucky]

yep a good exsample is v drive -- moving orfiaces at either end , both interchangable :D :D

[MAXIMUS]

Yup,
No point in downplaying any homo-tendencies in this thread.
A fine statement if I may say so myself.... :notam:

[sorry dog]

Tom Brown's Maxima is tits (.)(.)

[dmontzsta]

Tom Brown's Maxima is tits (.)(.)
Any pics? :D

[lucky]

Any pics? :D
we just want pic of anything "topless" in the back seat :D

[dmontzsta]

we just want pic of anything "topless" in the back seat :D
now you are talking my language. :rollside:

[Kim Hanson]

now you are talking my language. :rollside:
Back Seat, stay back there...you are boringgggggggggggg :idea: .........( . )( . ).............While you are back there, suck up air...as much as you can before you leave, I like nice smells in here! :idea:

[dmontzsta]

Back Seat, stay back there...you are boringgggggggggggg :idea: .........( . )( . ).............While you are back there, suck up air...as much as you can before you leave, I like nice smells in here! :idea:
Another senseless post by Kim Hanson, this post has been brought to you by the Canadian learning foundation.

[Kim Hanson]

Another senseless post by Kim Hanson, this post has been brought to you by the Canadian learning foundation.
Hey Riceboy if you wore a hat more often it wouldn't make that 1 cell go crazy trying to work.......( . )( . ).......... :notam:

[dmontzsta]

Hey Riceboy if you wore a hat more often it wouldn't make that 1 cell go crazy trying to work.......( . )( . ).......... :notam:
And if you made all the men wear condoms you wouldnt have all those itchy rashes.
:coffeycup

[Kim Hanson]

And if you made all the men wear condoms you wouldnt have all those itchy rashes.
:coffeycup
There you go talking with experience again, keep your thought to yourself I don't mate with Zoo Animals :notam: ......( . )( . ).......... :p

[dmontzsta]

There you go talking with experience again, keep your thought to yourself I don't mate with Zoo Animals :notam: ......( . )( . ).......... :p
Who said anything about zoo animals? good way to change the subject about the rashes though.
:D

[Kim Hanson]

Who said anything about zoo animals? good way to change the subject about the rashes though.
:D
Have another hit Damonster ( too funny, but so true ) when you mate in the Zoo, you have to be a Monster eh Tweety....... :squiggle: ......( . )( . )......... :notam:

[Debbolas]

I still miss Gary's boat........... :(
It was so cool, with the blue engine, and bow wedge cusion, and privacy curtains (sigh) :(
And I have seen the new Kachina Drones, Scream could talk me into one of those REAL easy!!! (they have the batman windshield yet they are a v-bottom) :wink:

[dmontzsta]

Have another hit Damonster ( too funny, but so true ) when you mate in the Zoo, you have to be a Monster eh Tweety....... :squiggle: ......( . )( . )......... :notam:
Kim Hanson, changing the subject and popping off with the word tweety again? I dont know about you...

[Kim Hanson]

Kim Hanson, changing the subject and popping off with the word tweety again? I dont know about you...
Don't hate the player, hate the game light bulb head riceboy! This is you all the way RiceBoy.....( . )( . )................... :D :eat:
Please note that we are not targeting any specific race, religion, or sex. The term "riceboy" can be applied to the female gender as well, but usually substituting "girl" with the "boy" portion of riceboy. Riceboys outnumber ricegirls, but we will focus on the typical thought process of a ricer in general.
1. Riceboy has a vehicle that is generally not considered a performance car, ("performance car" meaning it stems from the sports car or muscle car background).
2. Riceboy starts by adding visual modifications to the vehicle, to give it the image of "looking fast." This can be done by adding a body kit, a performance uni-blade windshield wiper, vast amounts of stickers strategically placed on any part of the vehicle, performance seat belt covers, PIAA driving lights that are fluroescent or blue colored, large exhaust tip (at least twice the size of the actual exhaust pipe), 130+ decibel stereo system, and an oversized rear wing/spoiler.
Keep in mind, THESE ARE NOT PERFORMANCE MODIFICATIONS. Riceboys think they are, and as a result will cruise around town like they are fast. Zooming around corners, riding laid back, and music cranked with the windows down to make it known that there is a loud stereo in the vehicle all to make it APPEAR as if they are tough, have a fast vehicle, and aren't to be messed with.
3. Riceboys "race" from a rolling start of about 30mph. This is not a real race.
4. Riceboys on several occasions will cruise the streets with their local car club which should actually be called a decal club. They typically flaunt their newest windshield stickers while sporting other offset sticker designs they came up with to promote the club for their economy-cars-turned-race-cars.
5. Riceboys call their exhaust systems "high-tech" sounding. We don't know about the rest of the world, but our farts sure don't sound remotely high-tech. Riced out vehicles sound like a fart, a gnat, or a swarm of bees when travelling in packs.
6. To draw more attention to their vehicles, when large crowds are in the area, they tend to drive by several times at about 6000rpm so everyone can see their immaculate vehicle speed by and fart. Riceboy drives fast or in crowded areas doing all that he can to attract the most attention and turn the most heads. Ultimately, this is riceboy's goal.
7. Whenever riceboys park, they like to keep their windshield wipers up. This is still a mystery to us, but for some reason this is cool. Why, we do not know. Maybe to prove that the ricer has the coordination and timing to turn off the vehicle before his or her wiper(s) retract.
Many riceboys deal with what they have. Unfortunately, they go overboard with whatever vehicle they can afford, was handed down to them, or was purchased for them by mommy and daddy. Because of this, there are literally several thousand 4-banger, 6-banger, and even some 8 cylinder vehicles roaming the streets with extremely poor taste in exterior body modifications. This poor taste somehow translates into an image of performance, and to the average person these vehicles might actually look "fast." Keep in mind that riceboys can drive any type of vehicle, not just an import.

[dmontzsta]

Don't hate the player, hate the game light bulb head riceboy! This is you all the way RiceBoy.....( . )( . )................... :D :eat:
Please note that we are not targeting any specific race, religion, or sex. The term "riceboy" can be applied to the female gender as well, but usually substituting "girl" with the "boy" portion of riceboy. Riceboys outnumber ricegirls, but we will focus on the typical thought process of a ricer in general.
1. Riceboy has a vehicle that is generally not considered a performance car, ("performance car" meaning it stems from the sports car or muscle car background).
2. Riceboy starts by adding visual modifications to the vehicle, to give it the image of "looking fast." This can be done by adding a body kit, a performance uni-blade windshield wiper, vast amounts of stickers strategically placed on any part of the vehicle, performance seat belt covers, PIAA driving lights that are fluroescent or blue colored, large exhaust tip (at least twice the size of the actual exhaust pipe), 130+ decibel stereo system, and an oversized rear wing/spoiler.
Keep in mind, THESE ARE NOT PERFORMANCE MODIFICATIONS. Riceboys think they are, and as a result will cruise around town like they are fast. Zooming around corners, riding laid back, and music cranked with the windows down to make it known that there is a loud stereo in the vehicle all to make it APPEAR as if they are tough, have a fast vehicle, and aren't to be messed with.
3. Riceboys "race" from a rolling start of about 30mph. This is not a real race.
4. Riceboys on several occasions will cruise the streets with their local car club which should actually be called a decal club. They typically flaunt their newest windshield stickers while sporting other offset sticker designs they came up with to promote the club for their economy-cars-turned-race-cars.
5. Riceboys call their exhaust systems "high-tech" sounding. We don't know about the rest of the world, but our farts sure don't sound remotely high-tech. Riced out vehicles sound like a fart, a gnat, or a swarm of bees when travelling in packs.
6. To draw more attention to their vehicles, when large crowds are in the area, they tend to drive by several times at about 6000rpm so everyone can see their immaculate vehicle speed by and fart. Riceboy drives fast or in crowded areas doing all that he can to attract the most attention and turn the most heads. Ultimately, this is riceboy's goal.
7. Whenever riceboys park, they like to keep their windshield wipers up. This is still a mystery to us, but for some reason this is cool. Why, we do not know. Maybe to prove that the ricer has the coordination and timing to turn off the vehicle before his or her wiper(s) retract.
Many riceboys deal with what they have. Unfortunately, they go overboard with whatever vehicle they can afford, was handed down to them, or was purchased for them by mommy and daddy. Because of this, there are literally several thousand 4-banger, 6-banger, and even some 8 cylinder vehicles roaming the streets with extremely poor taste in exterior body modifications. This poor taste somehow translates into an image of performance, and to the average person these vehicles might actually look "fast." Keep in mind that riceboys can drive any type of vehicle, not just an import.
So I guess that makes you a ****ing jackass for calling me a riceboy you liver diseased **** tard.
1. Nissan Maxima is in a class of its own, it is a performance sedan.
2. I have no body kit, I have both my wipers, I dont have stickers anymore, just had some in the past by sponsors who I had prodotyped parts for. I dont have a large exhaust tip, funky belt covers or anything, my interiors are 100% original. Deal with it. ALL of the things done to my car have helped performance and non is just "looks only".
3. I race from a dig, I will highway race too. Most of the ricers around town cannot hang with my low end tq, hell most mustangs and camaros cant either.
4. I dont go cruising around, no time for that...I drive so much during the week that I just let them sit whenever I can, I would rather roll my Expedition around town.
5. I never have heard anyone call their exhaust "high tech" except you and your gay outboard, you think it sounds so great, but it really sounds like a sea doo on crack. Now go take a hit.
6. I am not attention driven, the only time I go by at 7,000rpm is when there is a ricer or other car on the street I want to race, then I will drop gears and go by to let him know its on.
7. Makes no sense, but what does that you say?
Once again my mom and dad did not give me SHIT. He is on the site and will let you know I have worked my ass off to get where I am. Who else can go from boarderline 3 striker to owning their own business? So suck cocks. Everything you say is a bunch of bullshit and you have no idea what you are talking about, no go drink some more.

[Kim Hanson]

So I guess that makes you a ****ing jackass for calling me a riceboy you liver diseased **** tard.
1. Nissan Maxima is in a class of its own, it is a performance sedan.
2. I have no body kit, I have both my wipers, I dont have stickers anymore, just had some in the past by sponsors who I had prodotyped parts for. I dont have a large exhaust tip, funky belt covers or anything, my interiors are 100% original. Deal with it. ALL of the things done to my car have helped performance and non is just "looks only".
3. I race from a dig, I will highway race too. Most of the ricers around town cannot hang with my low end tq, hell most mustangs and camaros cant either.
4. I dont go cruising around, no time for that...I drive so much during the week that I just let them sit whenever I can, I would rather roll my Expedition around town.
5. I never have heard anyone call their exhaust "high tech" except you and your gay outboard, you think it sounds so great, but it really sounds like a sea doo on crack. Now go take a hit.
6. I am not attention driven, the only time I go by at 7,000rpm is when there is a ricer or other car on the street I want to race, then I will drop gears and go by to let him know its on.
7. Makes no sense, but what does that you say?
Once again my mom and dad did not give me SHIT. He is on the site and will let you know I have worked my ass off to get where I am. Who else can go from boarderline 3 striker to owning their own business? So suck cocks. Everything you say is a bunch of bullshit and you have no idea what you are talking about, no go drink some more.
Im starting to get on your nerves now :cool: On the corner giving blowjobs don't count RiceBoy for a job! I have anather job , its makeing you fags look really stupid on the net, go polish your head some more soon..you are starting to bore me!.......( . )( . )..... :rolleyes:

[dmontzsta]

Im starting to get on your nerves now :cool: On the corner giving blowjobs don't count RiceBoy for a job! I have anather job , its makeing you fags look really stupid on the net, go polish your head some more soon..you are starting to bore me!.......( . )( . )..... :rolleyes:
You get on my nerves? not a chance.
Was that always your dream job? I will wait for you to come back down here so you can polish it for me.

[Kim Hanson]

You get on my nerves? not a chance.
Was that always your dream job? I will wait for you to come back down here so you can polish it for me.
Talking " GAY " again, I thought you had a girlfriend? I guess the ZOO don't count though, got something better than Monkeys? Not that I want to see at all , just wondering ! :p ...........( . )( . )...........

[dmontzsta]

Talking " GAY " again, I thought you had a girlfriend? I guess the ZOO don't count though, got something better than Monkeys? Not that I want to see at all , just wondering ! :p ...........( . )( . )...........
You are getting boring, you just say the same thing over and over. You have some thing with monkeys too? I dont know...you were that guy in school. I bet you got into a fight and got knocked out and still layed on the ground spatting shit out your mouth.

[Kim Hanson]

You are getting boring, you just say the same thing over and over. You have some thing with monkeys too? I dont know...you were that guy in school. I bet you got into a fight and got knocked out and still layed on the ground spatting shit out your mouth.
I have pictures of you and ? Monkeys , you said it I didn't ! I have to say on the ground and what, are you doing drugs again? I don't spat shit out my mouth ever, I think you are living a bad dream son.........Did you go down on some chick and had a bad thing happen and she-he chit on you?........( . )( . )......... :confused:

[dmontzsta]

I have pictures of you and ? Monkeys , you said it I didn't ! I have to say on the ground and what, are you doing drugs again? I don't spat shit out my mouth ever, I think you are living a bad dream son.........Did you go down on some chick and had a bad thing happen and she-he chit on you?........( . )( . )......... :confused:
You just keep going with the same stupid stuff, you are really tiring me, now I see why I left bench racers for a while, there is no competition here with you, you just get slapped around like the little bitch you are and keep rattling at the mouth "monkey, zoo, gooonie goo, nuts"

[Kim Hanson]

You just keep going with the same stupid stuff, you are really tiring me, now I see why I left bench racers for a while, there is no competition here with you, you just get slapped around like the little bitch you are and keep rattling at the mouth "monkey, zoo, gooonie goo, nuts"
There you go getting your panties in a bunch again, calm down before ya freakout on me :p Okay Mr.Clean, tell me how good are you at cleaning floors at home? I think he has copy rights on his skinhead look also, watch out you might be sued for looking like a dick from him....Giving his image a bad name now.....( . )( . )...........Green Peace might be on your arse also, mating with zoo animals also, just trying to give you the heads up Tweety Light Bulb Boy! :D It sure is easy to get you worked up eh! :220v:

[sorry dog]

Seems like the original spirit of this thread has been lost :confused:

[dmontzsta]

There you go getting your panties in a bunch again, calm down before ya freakout on me :p Okay Mr.Clean, tell me how good are you at cleaning floors at home? I think he has copy rights on his skinhead look also, watch out you might be sued for looking like a dick from him....Giving his image a bad name now.....( . )( . )...........Green Peace might be on your arse also, mating with zoo animals also, just trying to give you the heads up Tweety Light Bulb Boy! :D It sure is easy to get you worked up eh! :220v:
Just a bunch of words cooked up, digested and shit out by Mr Hanson.

[lucky]

Seems like the original spirit of this thread has been lost :confused:
let be get it bake on track your both fags
please note - the spelling so hanson gets it !---and also the reference to homsexual tentiencies for - demon :coffeycup :coffeycup :D

[Kim Hanson]

Just a bunch of words cooked up, digested and shit out by Mr Hanson.
Cry me a river Tweety...........( . )( . ).......... :notam: :D

[Kim Hanson]

let be get it bake on track your both fags
please note - the spelling so hanson gets it !---and also the reference to homsexual tentiencies for - demon :coffeycup :coffeycup :D
Iam not a fag, but I think Riceboy is :idea: ..........( . )( . ).........