Jim Andersons Little Diddy

[Jetboatguru]

"FINALLY" some fun in the sun.
I've ran out-a meat /shells /and habanero so I figured i'd
go out and spend some dinero.
I hook up to the boat gonna head to the lake,
I know in my heart it's gonna make the ground shake.
I load up my tools/ cooler/ and of course some Skippy,
with the hopes of running into "CRAZY HIPPY".
He brag's & brag's about how fast he can run,
but who cares it's a tunnel and V-DRIVE'S are more fun.
I get to the lake and pay my fee,
the guy who took the money was named "You- Te".
Seems the boat is broke and he's out-a money,
so he's working 5 job's just to please his honey.
Trying like hell to get the "SMOKER" done,
just so can get his ASS handed to him by "Roman1".
I get to the ramp and start to back her in,
with hope's that I can carry some fin.
I get her lit and put it her in gear,
my whole body trembles from all the fear.
You see this ain't no WHACKER / Jet / or IO,
this is a V-DRIVE, and it's one "BADD MO-FO"!!!!!.
I stand on the gas ease off the down,
this thing's HAUL'IN ASS and I ain't clown'n around.
My face is sucked in and I can't see,
if I was named "You-Te" I know i'd pee.
It keeps pulling and pulling never wanting to let up,
seems to me i've made it over the hump.
Thanks to all my good friends you've made my boat fast,
my idea is no longer a thing in the past.
So to all you WHACKERS / JET'S / and IO'S,
you don't want a piece of me cause i'm one "BADD MO-FO".
Love....Jim Anderson
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[Roman 1]

Sweet poem Kato,
Did Jim write it for you?

[Jetboatguru]

Roman,
Jim wrote that in the "Fast cool Guy" section (I mean V drive). I just brought it here to the lowly bottom dweller section (Outboard Benchracers) Didn't know Jim had it in him

[Larry Nebb]

Originally posted by Jetboatguru
Roman,
Didn't know Jim had it in him
Jim's had it in him many times. Each time I put it in him I say " LOOK JIMMY, NO HANDS)

[Tom Brown]

Do you v-drive guys talk about anything other than sticking your pricks in each other's asses? :confused:
I'm learning how to bench race from You Te. :D :D :D

[Jetboatguru]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Do you v-drive guys talk about anything other than sticking your pricks in each other's asses? :confused:
I'm learning how to stick it in You Te's ass. :D :D :D
Right on Tom!!!! Go getcha some of that ass:eek:

[Tom Brown]

Hey... just a minute!... http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/huh.gif
:D :D :D

[CrazyHippy]

couldn't be a v-drive post.... No mention of the trailer
BJH

[uclahater]

That is the funniest whittiest post yet:D I hope your tacos are as good as your poem writing abilities:cool:

[Roland the Fisherman]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I need to get back to work
Guru, you should too!;)

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
Roses are red,
violets are blue
I need to get back to work
Guru you should too!;)
Roland if only you knew
you wouldnt be so quick to blame GURU:cool: :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by uclahater
Roland if only you knew
you wouldnt be so quick to blame GURU:cool: :D
Bro, tell me you did'nt learn to rhyme like that at SC:confused:

[uclahater]

Originally posted by Roland the Fisherman
Bro, tell me you did'nt learn to rhyme like that at SC:confused:
I dont even have a high school diploma if that helps:confused:

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by uclahater
I dont even have a high school diploma if that helps:confused: :D

[You Te]

and once again, it's a swing and a miss by Guru.
You Te

[Jetboatguru]

Oh no, that one landed flush on yer jaw!!!:p :p

[Monkey Bung]

Wait one sec. I didnt know OB Eddie rymed in another screen name ?????

[Jim Anderson]

Originally posted by You Te
and once again, it's a swing and a miss by Guru.
You Te Oh no You TE. It was a square hit on the chin, just like your nutts did to Tom Brown.

[You Te]

Hey Tom Brown,
for some reason I get the feeling these BB guys are switch hitters.:( :confused:
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Hey Tom Brown,
for some reason I get the feeling these BB guys are switch hitters.:( :confused:
You Te
You sound aroused!!! :frown:
This is where us straight guys leave the room before you butt burgalars get romantic.
RC:frown:

[You Te]

Yep, rope a dope roman. FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY.

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by You Te
for some reason I get the feeling these BB guys are switch hitters.:( :confused:
They seem to talk about nothing other than men having sex with men. :confused:
We need to change the forum name from Bench Racers to The Rainbow Room.

[You Te]

Yes Tom,
"roman the rainbow flyer" would be an appropriate name.
Now he's boasting about how fast his boat is. Now I get it, bad to the bone.
BA BA BA BA BAD........................BAD TO THE BONE!
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
They seem to talk about nothing other than men having sex with men. :confused:
Hmmmm who was it with the switch hitter comment.????
Yes Tom we do talk about you outboarders a lot.:eek:
The name on the side of my boat is "Suck my Wake!".
RC :)

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Yes Tom,
"roman the rainbow flyer" would be an appropriate name.
Now he's boasting about how fast his boat is. Now I get it, bad to the bone.
BA BA BA BA BAD........................BAD TO THE BONE!
You Te
Actually "Bad to the bone" is owned by a friend of mine. He's never been beat by an outboard either.
RC :)

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Actually "Bad to the bone" is owned by a friend of mine. He's never been beat by an outboard either.
RC :)
So he doesn't come to outboard events either? :D

[You Te]

Gee, I guess I should put a name on the back of my wacker so the BB guys could see it.
BB guys always talking about nutts on the chin. Huuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Tom, LMAO!
You Te

[lucky]

over hill over dale - once again my v drive failed :D so where is jim and what's he know - does he work for free - if not i guess i should go ! I supplied the gas - now some one supply the "flame " who says i not good at this bench racing game - My friend Toney - this is a gas load up your boat and supply a fast pass . !!!! :D
who is roman and vidieo man - sounds like more geeks in the band ! jump off the wagon and aim your arrow - drive your boat to the straight and narrow - uncle toney will be there - as long as you supply the beer - - light up all 8 ---hit the peddles keep her straight , isn't this great - that ride almost lasted 8.8 - the smoke clears and you wipe away the tears - - - ya ran out of fuel and you feel like a fool - getting towed in by a whacker - what a tool ------- better start pray'n to uncle voo dooo !!!!:eek: lmao -

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
So he doesn't come to outboard events either? :D
No reason to.:D
RC:cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Gee, I guess I should put a name on the back of my wacker so the BB guys could see it.
BB guys always talking about nutts on the chin. Huuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Tom, LMAO!
You Te
Make sure the garage door is open....
That would be your chin.
Glad you can smile through all this Tom..
RC :)

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by lucky
over hill over dale - once again my v drive failed :D so where is jim and what's he know - does he work for free - if not i guess i should go ! I supplied the gas - now some one supply the "flame " who says i not good at this bench racing game - My friend Toney - this is a gas load up your boat and supply a fast pass . !!!! :D
who is roman and vidieo man - sounds like more geeks in the band ! jump off the wagon and aim your arrow - drive your boat to the straight and narrow - uncle toney will be there - as long as you supply the beer - - light up all 8 ---hit the peddles keep her straight , isn't this great - that ride almost lasted 8.8 - the smoke clears and you wipe away the tears - - - ya ran out of fuel and you feel like a fool - getting towed in by a whacker - what a tool ------- better start pray'n to uncle voo dooo !!!!:eek: lmao -
Thats all you got??:rolleyes:
RC:)

[lucky]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Thats all you got??:rolleyes:
RC:) :eek: :D
I bet you hear that alot - from all the girly's you hang with !! buahahahaah :D my girls now how to handle whackers :cool:

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by lucky
:eek: :D
I bet you hear that alot - from all the girly's you hang with !! buahahahaah :D my girls now how to handle whackers :cool:
Is that what you outboarders are saying??? Its difficult to understand you when your choking on it. :D
Next!
RC;)

[Roman 1]

Oh Ya, Unlucky,
1 more thing...Thanks for supportin the band, you groupies mean a lot to us.
RC:D Lead Guitar

[You Te]

Weak roman, very weak.:frown:
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Hmmmm who was it with the switch hitter comment.????
Yes Tom we do talk about you outboarders a lot.:eek:
The name on the side of my boat is "Suck my Wake!".
RC :)
Nice boat......( . )( . )......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/7286014827-med.jpg:rolleyes:

[lucky]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Oh Ya, Unlucky,
1 more thing...Thanks for supportin the band, you groupies mean a lot to us.
RC:D Lead Guitar why because i own a v - drive ?? lmao - or cause i know you ??? :D c'ome -on hey is that a venia sausage in your pants or you happy to see the whacker guys ? we know you have to " fiddle with somthing - " isn't that why you bought a complete v drive - so you would have somthing to impress your friends with .... buahahahahaahahaha - your turn :eek!: :cool: :D

[You Te]

Holy shit!
No wonder roman has never been beat by an O/B he just runs them over.
Kim:D :D :D :D :D
You Te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
Nice boat......( . )( . )......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/7286014827-med.jpg:rolleyes:
I finally show up to a BBSP and not 1 wacker comes out to challenge the mighty v-drive.
RC:D

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
Weak roman, very weak.:frown:
You Te
Sorry to dissapoint my fans but,... weak posts are enough to take out most of the trash in here.
RC;)

[You Te]

roman,
just admit it's the best you got. So far the only thing you have taken out is your rope.
You
te

[Roman 1]

Originally posted by You Te
roman,
just admit it's the best you got. So far the only thing you have taken out is your rope.
You
te
Don't hang yourself on it, losing to big blocks is not the end of the world, its expected of you. ;)
The Roman one:cool:

[You Te]

Oh yes, roman won because he was the only ONE on the lake. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Roman 1
Sorry to dissapoint my fans but,... weak posts are enough to take out most of the trash in here.
RC;)
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers, everybody is somebody else's weirdo. It looks like your ours!
:D .........( . )( . ).....:p

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
... everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Hey Kim, did I ever tell you about the time I froze my house number onto my driveway using my own urine? If you ever do it, take a good general vitamin for several days prior.

[lucky]

:D dam queens ?

[Roman 1]

Lucky,
Thanks for makin it a triple axle at least. LMAO
Kim, Did I say "Uncle" yet??? If not "Uncle"!!! Your destroying me.:D
R1:)

[Roland the Fisherman]

Originally posted by lucky
:D dam queens ?
LMAO :p :p :p

[You Te]

That's not a Queen, it's a King.
You Te