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Totally IncapASSitated
04-05-2006, 10:48 PM
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
And yes, alcohol really is the cause of and solution to ALL of life's problems!!!!

MRSDRMCAT
04-05-2006, 11:24 PM
so true its scary....kinda makes a person not want to drink.....at least for a day!

River918
04-05-2006, 11:39 PM
so true its scary....kinda makes a person not want to drink.....at least for a day!
Get to work!!!! :)

MRSDRMCAT
04-06-2006, 01:23 AM
Get to work!!!! :)
Stop stalking me :yuk: J.K. :)

MRSDRMCAT
04-06-2006, 01:37 AM
J.P. is paying me to keep an eye on you... :rolleyes: You must be very busy tonight....
LOL!!!.....Dead tonight!

MRSDRMCAT
04-06-2006, 01:56 AM
Been working since 9:00am yesterday....and still going. Oh well, heading to Havi at 6pm tonight...wish you guys could make it...
your animal dude!! have a great trip! BE SAFE!! Wish we could join you! By the way we totally jacked this thread :)