Trailer Park Cassanova

What ever happened to that guy? I miss his stories and tales of adventure...Here's a sample of one of them....
Boating in Laughlin with Toughguys
Harrahs Laughlin is a nice place to stay. The casino payouts suck,, but I've always loved it anyway.
A regular trip there is with a Viet Nam buddy of mine Hells Angel Steve.
Steve stands a shade over 6'2, and regularly bench presses 450lbs. A excellent boxer and wrestler. Looks like a buff Jerry Garcia.
An odd mix, us hanging with Steve. Plus his wife looks like Princess/Actress Grace Kelly of Monaco. Soft spoken and beautiful,, excellent sense of humor and wit.
Before the big incident between the Hells Angels and the Mongols, we were at Harrahas Laughlin sitting on the beach and Hells Angel Steve went up to the bar to get a round of their excellent Strawberry Margaritas.
While he was at the bar I mentioned to his wife Terry that when the subject of sex is brought up,, Steve starts wipeing his middle finger on his shirt like he's wiping off teenage sex.
So then Steve returns to the beach with a to go box with Margaritas in it,,, and in a few minutes Terry decides to test my comment and asks Steve if the Cocktail waitress looked sexy. Steve took his middle finger while he was answering and started wipeing it off while he answered her,,, Terry got up and started laying sets on his head,,, " You embarrassing ****!!!"
They were remodeling restrooms at Harrahs just off the casino floor, and Steve & I went into pee. My girlfriend at the time was waiting for us outside one of the temporary mens restroom exits that was next to the urinals. The exit door flew open, and there was Hells Angel Steve with what Kathy described as a Mule Dick in his hand. She said it was as big as round as his wrist, then measure up to his elbow.
I felt pretty limp after that description.
Ok,, we go boating have a good day down at Lazy Harrys,, then back to the hotel,,, then finally to our rooms.
Some baldy gang banger types, in wife beater shirts, drunk and probably high on powder, start going down the halls and banging on the hotel rooms doors and challenging who ever answers the door to a fist fight.
Calling Harrahs security did no good, everyone was calling, still no show.
They banged on Hells Angel Steves door, he answered it with his spongebob skivvies on, and fists flew immediatly.
HA's don't talk to their opponents,, they start throwing right away.
When I got into the hallway, three of the Gangos were on the floor, and one of them was punched so hard blood was pulsing outta his face with each heatbeat, one of the other two got up and re-assaulted Steve and went back down again,, then third just laid there bleeding.
Finally, Harrahs security arrived, did nothing at first,, then finally hooked up the wounded, and hauled them off.
We got our rooms comp'd, as did all the rooms around us, Harrahs apoligizing for taking so long to respond to the problem.

He hangs out over at www.RiverRatLife.com more these days.

Here's another classic....
I dreamed I went to RiverDaves Bar.
It went like this;
Riverdave bought the old Sports Valley Restaurant. He installed lots of excellent, cushioned slips along the dock, and renamed the place; "The Launch Ramp".
Girls drink free, and a sign on the dock read; "No PWC's".
Shooters/shots $1.00 when ever a chick flashes into the closed circuit/big screen camera.
Bartenders all 10's, wear floss for uniforms and fired when they reach their 22nd birthday.
The best JukeBox on the River, waterslides, and a great kitchen.
A shuttle pontoon boat to pick up and drop off customers.
Yea,, that's the way it should be.
Dreamin on,,,,

I was thinking the same thing the other day... I loved his stories.

Here's one my favorite more recent Trailer Park Cassanova threads.. :) Or atleast the 1st post in it.
Traveling down Rice RD., I sometimes get passed by a girl I call ROZ in a hot BMW.
I call her ROZ because it stands for: (maybe a) Relative Of Ziggy, hence: R.O.Z.
I dunno who she is really, but as she passes us in her 7 series,, she kinda pauses as we are even on the road, and she waves with her awsumly beautiful $100 manicured, + diamond and gold strewn hand.
She's driving to the river, beautiful, BMW,, their has to be a Ziggy connection there someplace. Brit Spears, chisled, German beautiful like all of Ziggys girls,,
Ah hell,, maybe she just bought the car from ZIG,,,
BMW's,, when they pass you while you're towing the boat,, they kinda pick up the highway in front of them and set it down correctly.
They hug the road like it's velcro. BMW's don't sway, or what little sway they allow is dead level correct,, and it's the first thing a new driver in a BMW notices. Plus; at 90 MPH, the engine is loafing at 2400 RPM. No rice burner does that.
As opposed to:
A KIA passing you: and all you hard ons have seen this: as a rice burner passes.. or more honestly said "tries to pass", it has it's tongue hanging from under the hood and has to abandon the pass, get back in line and sit back there and lump it all the way to Parker because you're only doing 80 with a 6000lb boat in tow.
Like in American Graffitti,, when a young Suzanne Sommers appears in a T bird,, Ros usually seems to make an appearance outta nowhere,, and then a pause and a sexy wave,, steams by in her beemer,, then dissapears over the horizon in route to the river.
Who is this girl???
There's a couple of great ones in "The Strip" on RRL recently as well.
RD

I was wondering about what happened to TPC...
He got lit up by some dumbhead who didn't "get" his ramblings.I really enjoyed reading his stuff,Sorta reminded me of Dave Barry's musings.
It's too bad he does not post more...

I think he posts as "Flying Tiger" over here, something about his screen anme getting messed up....?
No good stories, though. Those arae over at RRL.

I think he just got tired of some of the drama which is why he's over on RRL more now?? That and I bribe him on a regular basis with alcohol.. :D
He has another screen name on here called "Flying Tiger"
some of his most recent stories on here are posted under that name.
RD

He posts here almost daily under the name Flying Tiger with
aka Trailer Park Casanova under his screen name. It seems like all his fantastic stories were on RRL though. Some of the most entertaining posts I have read. Great story teller.