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measuring tape? You eat all that cheese at once you'll need a long spoon.
True story:
I'm always buying beer when at the store, its close by so I go all the time. Three or four times I was there for TP, (picking up a twelver too naturally), and I had the same checker. Didn't see her any other times just those.
She asks me, "Why do you always get beer and toilet paper?"
"Because when I drink everyone tells me I'm full of shit."
Everyone in line was LTAO.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
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measuring tape? You eat all that cheese at once you'll need a long spoon.
True story:
I'm always buying beer when at the store, its close by so I go all the time. Three or four times I was there for TP, (picking up a twelver too naturally), and I had the same checker. Didn't see her any other times just those.
She asks me, "Why do you always get beer and toilet paper?"
"Because when I drink everyone tells me I'm full of shit."
Everyone in line was LTAO.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
LMFAO! That would have been funny to witness for sure! :D
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Bran muffins
A large block of cheese
A tape measure
LMAO! :D
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Im new to this site...what is the bench racers section about anyways????
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It's a place where socially conscious boaters gather to discuss the affairs of the world and try to further the cause of boaters and people everywhere. It's your basic hot bed of philanthropy.
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A dog whistle
A jumbo Skippy Peanut butter
The smallest thong they stock
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then return the following morning for:
large can of dog repellant spray
large jar of aloe vera ointment
an athletic supporter with cup as used in martial arts
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It's a place where socially conscious boaters gather to discuss the affairs of the world and try to further the cause of boaters and people everywhere. It's your basic hot bed of philanthropy.
Well said Tom.
Just be careful of Kimberly Hanson. Her feelings are easily hurt and she frequents Bench Racers quite a bit for the serenity that part of the forums offer.
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a playgirl
a blue tarp
five lbs of cornchips
apple pie filling
and a turkey baster
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Buy anthing that comes to an odd number like $2.09
Hand the cashier a $5 and wait for the change drawer to pop open
Then tell the cashier, "oh wait here's a dime"
time will stand still....
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1. A tub of Vaseline
2. A really large squash
3. Tucks medicated pads
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What might scare them even worse is if you tried to return the stuff the next day.