An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in
a long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You
can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his
tallywhacker.
The old woman says, You're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go
as a dick-tator.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
