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A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the
back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that
sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've
got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten
minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching, thinks this was truly amazing.
I've got to ask them
what their secret is."
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,
but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence."
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Hahahahaha! Thanks that went well with a mouth full of coffee (not so much :( )!!! :D
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That pretty dam funny.... :crossx:
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Holly current flow, anybody want to buy a home made Tessla coil :crossx: :)
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haha...I guess there sex life got the jump start it needed... :crossx:
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I think I just spit up some beer. Good one!
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