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Well today I turned the big double nickle.
I got home and there was a nicely wrapped box
on the table with my name on it. I opened it and there was my favorite cologne with a note that read there is more underneath. there was an envelope with a lot of money and a note that read this is so you can buy that powerglide thing for your Lavey Craft. I think I will give her the great wife award. :cool: V-drive
Does she have a sister?
How is your health? :cool:
Wives are cool but I prefer a hairum.....HeeHaaw
Yeah but! and the doc says i'll go another 55.
She hasn't seen me drive :cool: V-drive
O.B eddie:
Wives are cool but I prefer a hairum.....HeeHaaw OB, ya might want to loosen up your jacket just a tad. :)
A hairum of what O.B.? ONLY BOYS
Hey v-drive, you didn't show your wife the "Steak & a Blowjob" thread by any chance did you? eek! I figure if I show my wife I'll surely get boat parts for my b-day! wink
Infomaniac:
Does she have a sister?
How is your health? :cool: I am still laughing! Info has low E.T. with that answer posted in less than 7 minutes. For the rest of us, we must follow the rules (written by a woman).
THE RULES
>
> 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
>
> 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
>
> 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
>
> 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she
> must immediately change some of THE RULES.
>
> 5. The Female is never wrong.
>
> 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
> flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did
> or said wrong.
>
> 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately
> for causing the misunderstanding.
>
> 8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
>
> 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express
> written consent of The Female.
>
> 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
> time.
>
> 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the
> Female wants him to be angry or upset.
>
> 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male
> know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
>
> 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at
> all times.
>
> 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female
> meant, not what she said.
>
> 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he
> can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
>
> 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void
> and the Male must cater to her every whim.
>
> 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily
> harm.
>
> 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must
> refer to Rule #5.
I just had to do that! :D
Fiat48:
Infomaniac:
Does she have a sister?
How is your health? :cool: I am still laughing! Info has low E.T. with that answer posted in less than 7 minutes. For the rest of us, we must follow the rules (written by a woman).
THE RULES
>
> 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
>
> 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
>
> 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
>
> 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she
> must immediately change some of THE RULES.
>
> 5. The Female is never wrong.
>
> 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
> flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did
> or said wrong.
>
> 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately
> for causing the misunderstanding.
>
> 8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
>
> 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express
> written consent of The Female.
>
> 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
> time.
>
> 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the
> Female wants him to be angry or upset.
>
> 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male
> know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
>
> 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at
> all times.
>
> 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female
> meant, not what she said.
>
> 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he
> can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
>
> 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void
> and the Male must cater to her every whim.
>
> 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily
> harm.
>
> 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must
> refer to Rule #5.
I just had to do that! :D I had a poster that listed many of these rules and found it helpful to add a couple of others.
> 19. Regarding rule # 16 at no time is the Male
> allowed to diagnose the condition of PMS
> 20. The real danger lies not in the accurate diagnosis
> of the PMS condition but in the false positive
> misdiagnosis.