You're in New Jersey

Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over
>> by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his
>> nightstick.
>>
>> The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him
>> in the head with his nightstick.
>>
>> "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
>>
>> "You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull
>> you over in New Jersey, you better have your license ready by the time
>> we get to your car."
>>
>> "I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and
>> didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's
>> license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
>>
>> The tr ooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
>> the window.
>>
>> The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper
>> smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>>
>> "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>>
>> "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
>>
>> "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>>
>> "Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles
>> down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say.....
>>
>> "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
>>
>

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8. Oprah changed show's format -- now set backstage at "Saturday Night Live"
7. Touching moment where baby went joyriding with Britney's kid
6. Madonna insisted on being interviewed on a 12-foot cross
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4. A confused Maury Povich came in with paternity test results
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