Dangerous situation

Dangerous situation
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine, traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
ANSWER: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round". Your'e drunk! :rollside:

Good one! :)

I'd say you were on the merry-go-round backwards too. :crossx: Don't they only go left to right from a sepctators POV (counter-clockwise)? :idea: Assuming the field/valley is the "off the ride Zone" you'd be traveling right to left. I may be wrong, need more info.
Sorry, it's the Analyst in me. :cry: :rolleyes:
Other than that, it was good. I'd have said do nothing.
Have a great day. :rollside:

I'd say you were on the merry-go-round backwards too. :crossx: Don't they only go left to right from a sepctators POV (counter-clockwise)? :idea: Assuming the field/valley is the "off the ride Zone" you'd be traveling right to left. I may be wrong, need more info.
Sorry, it's the Analyst in me. :cry: :rolleyes:
Other than that, it was good. I'd have said do nothing.
Have a great day. :rollside:
This is what I live with everyday people........ :220v:
j/k I wuv you hunny :)

Do a pit maneuver on the pig, and when the pig spins out, the helicopter and the pig will collide thus requiring the assistance of the fire engine pacing you.
You can smell the bacon cooking now! :crossx:

LMAO, thats pretty funny!

I'd say you were on the merry-go-round backwards too. :crossx: Don't they only go left to right from a sepctators POV (counter-clockwise)? They go clockwise in the southern hemisphere.