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Students were assigned to read 2 books, Titanic & My Life by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Lets not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monicas forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesnt remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.....ooh, lets not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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Don't forget, the main difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic is that we know how many people went down on the Titanic!
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Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:
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Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:
yea...that job blows hard
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