> >> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
> >> engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
> >> Genie pops out of it.
> >>
> >> "I will give each of you one wish,which is three wishes total" says >the
> >> Genie.
> >>
> >> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my grandparents were farmers, my >dad
> >> was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever
> >> fertile in Canada "
> >>
> >> Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was >forever
> >> made fertile for farming.
> >>
> >> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall
> >> around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran, with all believers of Mohammad
> >> inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our
> >> precious state.
> >>
> >> "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
> >> wall around those countries..
> >> The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
> >> about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 200 feet high, 100
> >> feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
> >> virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
> >>
> >> The American engineer smiles and says,"Fill it with water."
> >> Pooooof!
> >> WORLD PEACE !!
