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I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
I started out with a Sanger just to begin
I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
Now with my new identity I am so handsome
I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
with the end coming near and well within sight
I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
There is more to come;) Sorr ReX
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I finally had my sex change and got rid of my jet
I bought me a flat but my snatch still gets wet
I started out with a Sanger just to begin
I raced a few people but still cant seem to win
So I got rid of the Sanger and bought a T deck instead
The thrill of the DOINK went straight to my head
The boat is so quik It almost made me faint
Its baby sh%t brown with the seventys paint
Now with my new identity I am so handsome
I need to spend less time in the bed and more time on the transom
I get into hot boat and love to talk smack
just waiting for the day guru will answer me back
When it comes to the track most know I am a wussy
I payed all that money to the doctor and I still have a pus%y
with the end coming near and well within sight
I am going to change back to a women so I dont have to race FLYTE!!!
There is more to come;) Sorr ReX
Well Mr Flyte Risk
Can I call you Dave,
You make as much sense
as a black owning slaves
You talk all you smack
and your as gay as I think,
cause you look right at home
in your boat that is pink
You think your so fast
and all I need is the itch
cause in under 8 seconds
I'll make you my bitch
So sell all your shit
Like Hendrix and Bull,
cause you'll never get further
than an empty old hull
To you this is life
and me it's just fun,
cause we won't ever see
your pile run
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Well Mr Flyte Risk
Can I call you Dave,
You make as much sense
as a black owning slaves
You talk all you smack
and your as gay as I think,
cause you look right at home
in your boat that is pink
You think your so fast
and all I need is the itch
cause in under 8 seconds
I'll make you my bitch
So sell all your shit
Like Hendrix and Bull,
cause you'll never get further
than an empty old hull
To you this is life
and me it's just fun,
cause we won't ever see
your pile run
Now this is real funny but what will most think
when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
We will start from a stop not from a roll
I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
the race will be over in the first 100 feet
And you need to drive it on that very day
I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!;)
My boat will be done and done very soon
your days are numbered you stupid BABOON
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NOW THIS IS SOME QUALITY STUFF!!!!
I have a poem of my own
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you guys will never race because both of you will never have running boats on the water at the same time and all this is BS but it makes for some fun ass reading while we are in the thick of winter and I cant wait for the next non rhyming bad iambic pentameter poem to be laid out.
:D :D
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Now this is real funny but what will most think
when I hand you your ass in my boat which is PINK.
I have beaten Cole cash many times in the past
Just one more good whoopin i'll put on your ass.
And remember I have a Canyon it isnt a Cole
We will start from a stop not from a roll
I will stay to the left and you stay in your seat
the race will be over in the first 100 feet
And you need to drive it on that very day
I know you want Tony but cant afford to PAY!!;)
My boat will be done and done very soon
your days are numbered you stupid BABOON
So I take it your home
with time to sing,
but who is flipping the Woppers
at Burger King
Your talk is all talk
it will never be more,
cause come Father's day
you'll just sit on the shore
You have raced my boat
with the great man named Preacher,
but now class is in session
and I am the teacher
So bring your A Game
and that "Manly" pink boat,
I'll woop on it's ass
and shit down it's throat
You had better call Tony
for a motor to copy,
or pray for rain
or water that's choppy
Cause no matter what
you will back out of our race,
and blame it something
just to save face.
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So I take it your home
with time to sing,
but who is flipping the Woppers
at Burger King
Your talk is all talk
it will never be more,
cause come Father's day
you'll just sit on the shore
You have raced my boat
with the great man named Preacher,
but now class is in session
and I am the teacher
So bring your A Game
and that "Manly" pink boat,
I'll woop on it's ass
and shit down it's throat
You had better call Tony
for a motor to copy,
or pray for rain
or water that's choppy
Cause no matter what
you will back out of our race,
and blame it something
just to save face.
This one had a little sting.
The strong points were Burger King, and Quick Jet being the teacher!!
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Is that all you got are your panties in a bunch
it is you who is scared, did you regurgitate your lunch:confused:
I have seen it before your just a newcomer
my boats been at the lake the past several summers
Your scared of that boat, why wont you admit
your beggin for preacher or tony to drive it
So just keep on talkin, we know you have no sack
you will be looking at my boat, its blue in the back
with all of your wins what can one do
the boats won some races , but never with you
My boat has some pink, but she sure is a sight
now get back to your boyfreind god bless and good night!:D
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Quick jet quote
My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
she used to be fast but not with my motor
I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
it used to run good but thats when it was blown
I am a rookie a boy among men
i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
with all to see what will I do
my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
With camp far west coming close what can I say
I got a flat tire coming up on that day
Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse
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Quick jet quote
My boat used to be cracked, but now shes a floater
she used to be fast but not with my motor
I bought a proven boat so all will be shown
it used to run good but thats when it was blown
I am a rookie a boy among men
i wont go to the track cause Ill never win
I actually am a woman Its true Im a fake
I cant drive my boat at the track only the lake
with all to see what will I do
my baby sh$t brown boat and the seat full of poo poo
With camp far west coming close what can I say
I got a flat tire coming up on that day
Thats what ill do thats my only excuse
Ill blame it on that and bottle abuse
NICE!!!:D
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NICE!!!:D
I thought you would like that!! I have not even used the rv dumpster or the zip code line you are famous for..