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What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Conception.
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Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What
is it?
Skinny dipping.
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What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
No theme song/music
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
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Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
Obsession
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More women do this in the bathroom than men.
Wash their hands. Women ~ 80% Men ~ 55%
(is anyone surprised?!)
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What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
Gain weight.
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In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite
smell.
Banana
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
One thousand
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What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
All were invented by women.
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Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
Change their underwear.
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This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem
to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A kiss
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These are the only foods that don't spoil.
White sugar and Honey
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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
Father's Day
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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
He was allergic to carrots
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40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
Wear underwear.
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What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21%hydrogen
and 9% dioxide?
A fart.
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About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
Flush the toilet.
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What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
episode of "Seinfeld"?
Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
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85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
Cheating on their wives.
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Not all of those are true
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Not all of those are true
They may have been at one time - hard to say since there's no date stamp point of reference. Wouldn't surprise me if some of the answers are wrong. I just found it amusing. :smile:
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Not all of those are true
Both my kids were born in Sept. so the December line worked for us :rolleyes:
