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Colonoscopy Chatter
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>A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
>patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
>colonoscopies:
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>1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
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>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
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>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
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>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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>5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
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>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
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>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
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>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
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>And the best one of them all...
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>12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact
>not up there.
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:rollside: :p :) :)
Just had one in May. One of those lovely things the Army decided I needed before my retirement.
I asked if the scope had a name since I figured it and I should get to know eachother at least or if it was even going to buy me a drink before we started. :( :D :2purples:
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