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for being late to work
I love #6....
Top 10 Excuses When You're Running Late
Rosemary Haefner, Vice President of Human Resources for CareerBuilder.com
Here's the situation. So you went to the ball game last night. Your team won and you stayed out a little bit later than you should have. Fast-forward six or seven hours and you're still poking along nowhere near being ready to leave for work. What do you do?
A. Tell your boss the truth and assure him this is a one-time thing.
B. Cook up an elaborate tale that involves checking the morning's traffic conditions, implicating your children and cursing the inventor of orange juice.
If you tend to suffer from a lack of punctuality, you're not alone. One-in-ten workers -- 13 percent -- say they arrive late to work at least once a week and 24 percent say they arrive late at least once a month.
What are the biggest causes of workplace tardiness? Here's what workers said:
Twenty-seven percent of workers blamed traffic.
Ten percent pointed to getting their kids ready for school or day care.
Eleven percent said falling back asleep was the main culprit.
Other popular reasons: forgetting something at home, feeling sick and misplacing house or car keys.
One-in-five admit to making up fake excuses to explain their tardiness. Hiring managers provided the following 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:
1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.
2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.
3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.
6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
7. I ran over a goat.
8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
10. I wet my pants and went home to change.
While the majority of bosses tend to be lenient if employees occasionally run late, others are much stricter in their policies. Thirty percent of hiring managers say they don't care if their employees come in late as long as their work is completed on time with good quality. Be warned: One-in-ten hiring managers say they would consider terminating an employee if he/she arrives late once or twice in a given year; and one-in-five say a pink slip may be in order if an employee is late three times in a year.
Not surprising, Monday is the most popular day for late arrivals, 64 percent of employers say. While the majority of bosses don't typically question the validity of the reasons provided, 35 percent say most of the time they don't believe the excuses.
Rosemary Haefner is the Vice President of Human Resources for CareerBuilder.com. She is an expert in recruitment trends and tactics, job seeker behavior, workplace issues, employee attitudes and HR initiatives.
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Just blame it on the traffic - works every time :rollside:
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I blame it on HOT BOAT!! :jawdrop:
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One year the roads were iced over here, so about a mile from home, I purposely ran off the road and got stuck in the ditch. I called in. The next day I called in and told them I must have gotten sick walking home in the cold because I was running a fever. :rolleyes:
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heres some of my better ones from back in the day when it mattered.
had to wait for my laundry to dry cause I had no dry clothes to wear.
I was hungry so I stopped for breakfest.
Oh, 7:00 am
and my current runing excuse
its my f----n company so f--k you now get your sorry ass to work and mind your own f----n business
company policy if im not there it dosent matter do somthing I dont care what you do but look good doing it put your bags on and walk around measure somthing look busy and engaged.
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There is rarely a good excuse for being late, anywhere or anytime. I said rarely. I personally do not tolerate late people. I'll wait less than a minute for them as who knows if they are late or not showing at all? If you work for me, you'll be written up the second time your late, fired the next. In my book late people are the rudest people in the world, they have no consideration for anyone else. If you are late for a plane, you are holding up hundreds of people (if they open the gate). If you miss a modern cruise ship you are holding up thousands of people while they check the boarding passes. If you are late you are arogant, have too much self importance, no consideration for others.
