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Just in case youre the type of flat-earther that still believes in (or still in any way cares about) the viablity of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lacheys marriage, the Las Vegas Review Journals Norm Clarke attempts to stick the proverbial fork in MTVs favorite couple:
If Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey werent officially over, they could be after this hits the headlines: she and Limp Bizkit horndog Fred Durst were all over each other in the Body English VIP booth during the Hard Rock Hotels 10th anniversary celebration.
Pity poor Nick Lachey, whos already had to endure endless speculation that his wife was getting her salad tossed while wearing Johnny Knoxvilles trucker hat. Surely hes seen Fred Dursts sex tape, and will now have Dursts infamous Touch my balls and my ass exhortation ringing through his head every time a rerun of Newlyweds rolls across the 60-inch plasma TV Jessica bought for him.
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Thats some funny shit!! lmfao! :D :D
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Man, This poor, poor guy thought he'd have it all planned out ... he'd meet
a nice gal ,,, Wait ! a virgin none the less !! ...... and he'd marry her and live happily ever after ... or until her carreeer takes off, shes in demand all over the place and put togther with seedy folks in a seedy industry and ends up in teh seediest town with his Royal Seediest of them all ....
Ouch... I really feel for this guy Nick. I think just because of the scale it's on .. I'd definitly fall on a Japanese sword ...
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Man, This poor, poor guy thought he'd have it all planned out ... he'd meet
a nice gal ,,, Wait ! a virgin none the less !! ...... and he'd marry her and live happily ever after ... or until her carreeer takes off, shes in demand all over the place and put togther with seedy folks in a seedy industry and ends up in teh seediest town with his Royal Seediest of them all ....
Ouch... I really feel for this guy Nick. I think just because of the scale it's on .. I'd definitly fall on a Japanese sword ...
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Yea, but he was in a boy band, I'm sure he gets much ass as it is. LOL
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Yea, but he was in a boy band, I'm sure he gets much ass as it is. LOL
Yeah, there are enough rumors going around about his escapades as well, one includes the porn star Jessica Jaymes I believe. :eek:
You gotta hand it to Fred though, that guy can pull some wool. I know he's in the mansion pictures in about every issue of Playboy I've seen and with some different tail in every shot. I just hope he used protection with Jessica, and I'm talking about a pillow over her head so his brain didn't explode from listening to her talk. :D :D :D
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I'm talking about a pillow over her head so his brain didn't explode from listening to her talk. :D :D :D
That's funny :eek: :hammer2: LMAO
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Yeah, there are enough rumors going around about his escapades as well, one includes the porn star Jessica Jaymes I believe. :eek:
You gotta hand it to Fred though, that guy can pull some wool. I know he's in the mansion pictures in about every issue of Playboy I've seen and with some different tail in every shot. I just hope he used protection with Jessica, and I'm talking about a pillow over her head so his brain didn't explode from listening to her talk. :D :D :D
LMAO! :D
