This is in good humor and fun.........we all know Hammer isn't an easy person to satisfy when it comes to accomodations.........I think most of us have heard him complain about one thing or another.
So let me start this off :wink: :p :D
1. The parking lot is not paved.
2. I can't see my boat from my bed!
3. The towells don't match my boat interior.
I'm starting to get that ROTFLMAO feeling.:D
Nothin but love...........Bro.
#4 there arent enough toilet paper rolls
#5 the walls arent thick enough
#6 the place looks like stalag 17
#7 mike wants a ride in my boat
#8 mike wants me to take him waterskiing
#9 this water makes my boat porpous
#10 this water dries in the sun and leaves spots on my gelcoat (this must be exclusively an eliminator thing, and i think that is one of the excuses Rat used not to come)
#11 someones lookin at me (thus the 'whatchu lookin at):D
ROTFLMAO...now this I like. And it's only because I know my pal Ratso feels the SAME WAY...sooooo let the fun continue:D