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*A Woman's Secret ... and her Prayer *
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than
60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old
woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her
husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she
would not recover....
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down
the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was
time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $25,000.
He asked her about the contents.
"When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me
the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only
Two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness......
"Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of
This money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling all the dolls..."
Women will love this...............
*A Prayer. *
Dear Lord, I pray for :
Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods;
because Lord,
if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death. (hahaha!)
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Screw it - I'd pray for strength and he can bloody well pray for high pain threshold! :D
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I like man's pray better
Man's Prayer:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.
AMEN
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I like man's pray better
Man's Prayer:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store.
AMEN
And a lot of money :rollside:
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LMAO.........that was too cute!!!!!
I need to pray for strength just so I don't beat him for not buying my PUPPY!!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx: j/k
