Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
out
of life is four little animals, just like my mom always says."
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that
be?"
The little girl said, "A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a
Tiger in the bed, and a Jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
