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Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk
at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over
himself.
"Oh, no. Now my wife Carolyn will kill me!"
George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
your breast pocket,
tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even
drunker. Eventually Terry rolls into home and Carolyn
starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over
yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh not wha
jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too
many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he
was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the
cleaning bill!"
Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this
is forty bucks"
"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he pooooped in my pants,
too
:D :D :D
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First laugh of the day! LMAO!
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Very good. Got my day off on the right foot. ;)
