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Subject: Letter to MOM
A mother enters her daughter's room and finds a note attached to the
bedpost. Fearing the worst, she read the note aloud-
"Mom:
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, with all
his piercings & tattoos & his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me & that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it
for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine &
ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for
Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll visit you to let you see your grandchildren.
.............Your daughter: Jennifer
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
THIS IS SOOOO SOMETHING MY OWN DAUGHTER WOULD DO TO ME!!!!!
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That is FUNNY
I will edit mine...LOL:D
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I posted to his, I have to post to your's as well to be fair. I sound like a dad...
LOL
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Originally posted by Scream
I posted to his, I have to post to your's as well to be fair. I sound like a dad...
LOL
Kiss ass...:D
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Talk about timing.........................:)
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Is your daughter messin with you?;) I've been lucky, my Daughters 22 and I'm still not a Grandpa. She's got her head on straight. Thanks to all the time I spent with her. Now she's to busy to hang out with dad.
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Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Is your daughter messin with you?;) I've been lucky, my Daughters 22 and I'm still not a Grandpa. She's got her head on straight. Thanks to all the time I spent with her. Now she's to busy to hang out with dad.
22 Huh? Got any pics?
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Originally posted by NastyOne
22 Huh? Got any pics?
Nope, just check the image center. I deleted them all.
I'll have to go home and down load some more.:rolleyes:
