Not meant to offend anyone. Still funny as shit :p
Two families moved from Pakistan to the USA. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing
baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up
a case of Bud. How about you?"
The second man replied, "F uck you, towel head."
