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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
marrying a "mail order" bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride
to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help! him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a
good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the
new wife?" asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And
how's the hired hand?"
Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."
Don't ever underestimate an old geezer
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" Don't ever underestimate an old geezer
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Damn skippy! We are not to be trifled with! :p Thanx for the giggle. Now I need to go take a s**t because everyone knows that I'm only here for "s**ts and giggles"! :crossx:
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Dam old geezerJealous young whipper-snapper!
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