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  1. #1
    Rvr2Bch
    Someone sent this to me today, so i thought i'd pass it along.
    -Rvr2Bch
    Childbirth
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
    Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
    When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

  2. #2
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    LMAO!! that is too funny..

  3. #3
    Kilrtoy
    Poor guy,
    Speaking of child birth,
    let me tell you about the one the MRS delivered the other night.
    the woman was 340 pounds and her ...
    Oh never mind i dont want you to get sick, I sure did when I heard the story....

  4. #4
    MRS FLYIN VEE
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    Poor guy,
    Speaking of child birth,
    let me tell you about the one the MRS delivered the other night.
    the woman was 340 pounds and her ...
    Oh never mind i dont want you to get sick, I sure did when I heard the story....

  5. #5
    Rvr2Bch
    Originally posted by Kilrtoy
    Poor guy,
    Speaking of child birth,
    let me tell you about the one the MRS delivered the other night.
    the woman was 340 pounds and her ...
    Oh never mind i dont want you to get sick, I sure did when I heard the story....
    Thank you for not sharing....

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