Dolores.
Since someone decided to have a thread about how to compose poetry to kill time on the way to the river, I thought I'd share my all time favorite bar game. It's called barstool poetry. You get a big piece of paper and start with one person. He decides on a subject and writes it down. Usually, personal issues are best. Once he puts down a subject he passes it on. Each person gets a maximum of two lines. The next person must follow the format and must end with a rhyme. Limericks work the best, usually. Imagine being drunk off your ass and trying to find a word that rhymes with clitoris...........the hilarity that follows is priceless!!
Dolores.
Natasha and Boris?
I'll start off with the topic
One Day at the Tar Pits...
RiverDave did the splits
it sent the crowd into fits.
they wondered if they prefer clits over tits..
So they took a poll and were really on a roll
and pulled out this huge ass dildo..
It was long and flexy, big and sexy.