Ever Wonder ?

[Her454]

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?
...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
...who tastes dog food when it has a "new &improved" flavor?
...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:eek!: true it is all true.. LOL!!

[ACCEPTENCE]

Kinda makes ya go hummmm???

[hoolign]

why did'nt Noah swat those two mosquitos?
that's a good one!
very good Her454

[FMluvswater]

Ever wonder ... why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
That's my fave one.

[Her454]

Originally posted by hoolign
why did'nt Noah swat those two mosquitos?
that's a good one!
very good Her454
My personal favorite also....

[mickeyfinn]

ever wonder:
Why do we call the place where we park a driveway and the place where we drive a parkway?
Why men wear a pair of pants but women wear one bra?
If almond joy has nuts and mounds don't why do they cost the same?
Why if you ship something by road it is a shipment but if you send it by boat it is cargo?
Who was the first person to sit behind a chicken and decide to eat the next thing that came out of its ass?

[Her454]

Originally posted by mickeyfinn
Who was the first person to sit behind a chicken and decide to eat the next thing that came out of its ass?
:smilespi: :smilespi: :smilespi: ROTFLMAO..............

[checkster]

[XtrmWakeborder]

Originally posted by mickeyfinn
ever wonder:
Who was the first person to sit behind a chicken and decide to eat the next thing that came out of its ass?
LMAO!!!