working relationship

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover.
"Honey, i know i made a fool out of myself at the party last night. so tell me what I did."
"You got in an arguement with your boss."
"Well, piss on him!!!" said the man.
"You did. He fired you."
"Well, screw him!"
"I did." said his wife.
"You're back to work on Monday."

[Jrocket]

Are you hiring?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Jrocket
Are you hiring?
can you lay pipe..

[Jrocket]

Shiiittttt like no other!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Hair spray can you dig it?
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into his hole.
he says,"Grandpa, i bet I can put that worm back in his hole,"
the grandfather replies, "I'll bet you 5 dollars you can't, it's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.
then he stuffs the worm back into his hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy 5 dollars, grabs the can of hairspray and runs into the house.
30 minutes later, the grandfather comes backout and hands the little boy another 5 dollars.
the little boy says, "Grandpa , you already gave me 5 dollars."
the grandfather says, "I know, that's from your grandma."

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Jrocket
Shiiittttt like no other!
LOL!! well..