Okay, here we go....

[HighRoller]

Mark the time...it's 5PM and I just cracked open my first brewski. I currently have 24 points...WTF? How the hell did that happen? Well, we're gonna have to do something about that. Where's that bottle of Jack?...........

[Scream]

Don't feel bad, or good, or anything with regards to the points...besides, this is one area where I have you beat, so just to let you know...

[HighRoller]

Stardate 0809041812....currently orbiting the Sandbar...have 27 reputation points. Must...investigate these strange...and confusing creatures. They appear to grow no matter what I do. Strangely similar to...the tribbles. HighRoller....OUT!*CLICK*

[hoolign]

COME IN HIGHROLLER.......COME IN HIGHROLLER......This is ground control.....what ..is your..intoxication ..level...OUT..CLICK

[Debbolas]

It's that Star Trek episode where the floating "alien" feeds off of the negative energy of the crew........

[HighRoller]

*BEEP* Ground control...this is Charlie Lima Silver Bullet 32OZ....intoxication meter reads....point oh-nine...repeat..point oh...wait a sec...point ONE-ZERO...intoxication level is rising...Scotty...what is the problem?*CLICK*
*BEEP*AYY sirrrr...BELCCHHH...it appears we gotta backload on the transfusional beerbong and the alcoholic dynamometer is takin' a crap...*CLICK*
*BEEP*Ground control...intoxication level is point one zero and rising...should I send an SOS?....please advise*CLICK*

[Dr. Eagle]

Stardate 0809041812....currently orbiting the Sandbar...have 27 reputation points. Must...investigate these strange...and confusing creatures. They appear to grow no matter what I do. Strangely similar to...the tribbles. HighRoller....OUT!*CLICK*
DOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!

[HighRoller]

*BEEP*Ground control...intoxication level at point two zero and rising....Scotty is pissed...Sulu is speaking Arabic...Awhora has something in her ear as usual, but I think it's Spock's wang....Jackov said something about wodka and passed out....please advise...*CLICK*

[Dr. Eagle]

*BEEP*Ground control...intoxication level at point two zero and rising....Scotty is pissed...Sulu is speaking Arabic...Awhora has something in her ear as usual, but I think it's Spock's wang....Jackov said something about wodka and passed out....please advise...*CLICK*
DOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!

[Spotondl]

Beep* Charlie Lima Silver Bullet 32OZ: Starship Intercourse... Come in... New orders from outpost Parrot Bay... Increase intoxication level to maximum, Seek out new civilizations and BOLDLY come where no man has come before.....
Parrot Bay, out...