Geez, maybe you're right! When did you take it? I really haven't taken any basic rider courses since getting my first motorcycle license back in 1980. Sometimes I wish I still had that 1976 Kawasaki Mach III 500 2 stroke Triple . What was my dad thinking, anyway? Also, please note I said stop "appreciably" faster as in say 1/2 the distance, and it depends on the bike as well. As for laying it down, sure it's an extreme measure, you don't want to jump off the bike anytime something happens, but depending on what you're going to hit and what kind of surface you're on, it may be your best option.
Good Luck Drunk Tank! Make sure you don't live up to your nickname on your rice rocket! Don't forget the frame sliders, either.