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Thread: A Poem About Charley

  1. #1
    Three Days Only
    My name is DCB Charley,
    Im vertically challenged so I can barely reach the bar to grab my Barcardi.
    I ordered a new 29, but I should have gotten a 34
    But my lover Dave would have had to raise the seat base up so much more.
    I really wanted to stop being fricken hater
    So I looked into buying a bitchen ass Skater
    I know that Skaters are really fast
    But deep down inside I yurn for Daves dick in my ass.
    Although I know that East Coast is the best,
    I've decided to keep my business out west.
    I finally purchased another F-29
    But picking the colors was a hell of time.
    Instead of using paint like they do on a real boat
    I decided to go with some shitty ass gel coat.
    I love spending my weekends at the lake
    but all I can think about is Daves Protein shake.
    I like my boat with the center pod
    It makes me think about Daves hot Bod.
    One of these days im gonna do whats whats right
    Im gonna buy east coast because I have finally seen the light.
    Its time to end this poem right now
    Fantasy Island's on, Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!
    Have a great day
    THE EVIL EAST COAST EMPIRE
    CLUB 36 BIATCH
    __________________

  2. #2
    The Duke
    Well now it's confirmed. You really are gay.

  3. #3
    Kachina26
    If nothing else you are quite the poet. But I gotta tell ya, I like gel better :rollside:

  4. #4
    Bre
    :jawdrop:

  5. #5
    JET-O-VATOR
    Im Kinda Scared Now

  6. #6
    Charley
    Yo..its Jeffy here
    in the 818
    lustin afta brandi
    beggin 4 a date
    Typin one handed
    and postin what I can,
    Kari wears the pants but
    (snivel)I'm Still the man!
    I know my shit
    about the fiberglass
    Jay's my main MAN
    come layin up my ass
    take my big boat
    and my kiss ass crew
    porpoise like a pig
    in the great big blue
    I talk alotta shit
    bout the west coast boys
    but my secrets out
    bout my half-ass Toy
    see my boat?
    It's really fast!
    even got some Paint
    to hide da, stress cracks
    Off to da sandbar
    I park her on the beach
    quick KARI Hide!!!
    theres Brandi Leach!

  7. #7
    RiverToysJas
    Charley who??? LOL
    That's pretty good!!!
    RTJas

  8. #8
    Three Days Only
    That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
    Good job sucker!!!!

  9. #9
    Charley
    That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
    Good job sucker!!!!
    I swear it not!!! its not true!!! oh jeffy fessssssssss up already... yer just pissed about this!
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/.../38Spectre.jpg :devil:

  10. #10
    unleashed
    Jeff you really have to layoff Brandi. I think she might be at scope and that could be big trouble especially if Karis there. These are the best 2 poems I have seen in a long time. I think you guys should call a truce. We dont need another 2pac biggie fued going down!
    Deano
    Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :devil:

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