Well now it's confirmed. You really are gay.
My name is DCB Charley,
Im vertically challenged so I can barely reach the bar to grab my Barcardi.
I ordered a new 29, but I should have gotten a 34
But my lover Dave would have had to raise the seat base up so much more.
I really wanted to stop being fricken hater
So I looked into buying a bitchen ass Skater
I know that Skaters are really fast
But deep down inside I yurn for Daves dick in my ass.
Although I know that East Coast is the best,
I've decided to keep my business out west.
I finally purchased another F-29
But picking the colors was a hell of time.
Instead of using paint like they do on a real boat
I decided to go with some shitty ass gel coat.
I love spending my weekends at the lake
but all I can think about is Daves Protein shake.
I like my boat with the center pod
It makes me think about Daves hot Bod.
One of these days im gonna do whats whats right
Im gonna buy east coast because I have finally seen the light.
Its time to end this poem right now
Fantasy Island's on, Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day
THE EVIL EAST COAST EMPIRE
CLUB 36 BIATCH
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Well now it's confirmed. You really are gay.
If nothing else you are quite the poet. But I gotta tell ya, I like gel better :rollside:
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Im Kinda Scared Now
Yo..its Jeffy here
in the 818
lustin afta brandi
beggin 4 a date
Typin one handed
and postin what I can,
Kari wears the pants but
(snivel)I'm Still the man!
I know my shit
about the fiberglass
Jay's my main MAN
come layin up my ass
take my big boat
and my kiss ass crew
porpoise like a pig
in the great big blue
I talk alotta shit
bout the west coast boys
but my secrets out
bout my half-ass Toy
see my boat?
It's really fast!
even got some Paint
to hide da, stress cracks
Off to da sandbar
I park her on the beach
quick KARI Hide!!!
theres Brandi Leach!
Charley who??? LOL
That's pretty good!!!
RTJas
That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
Good job sucker!!!!
That was good, too bad the thing about Brandie's not true.
Good job sucker!!!!
I swear it not!!! its not true!!! oh jeffy fessssssssss up already... yer just pissed about this!
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Jeff you really have to layoff Brandi. I think she might be at scope and that could be big trouble especially if Karis there. These are the best 2 poems I have seen in a long time. I think you guys should call a truce. We dont need another 2pac biggie fued going down!
Deano
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