Reply With QuoteAs Republicans we do for ourselves.
As for foaming at the mouth... we'll leave that to your group.
I dont have a "group" and you didn't answer my question.
I dont get it, why do you guys foam at the mouth for these clowns, what have they done for you?
As Republicans we do for ourselves.
As for foaming at the mouth... we'll leave that to your group.
As Republicans we do for ourselves.
As for foaming at the mouth... we'll leave that to your group.
I dont have a "group" and you didn't answer my question.
YEs, you don't get it.
Try asking yourself that question. Of all the promises made by the Dems, what have they actually followed through with, other then welfare checks and food stamps and free rides.
mirvin
And what have the reps done??
I dont have a "group" and you didn't answer my question.
I did answer your question. I do for myself.
I thought you were/are part of the un-employed "group". Is it still President Bush's fault you won't get a job?
GOP 2004: Moore Won't Return to Madison Square Garden
By Joe Strupp
Published: August 31, 2004
NEW YORK Following all the commotion last night, Michael Moore will not be returning to Madison Square Garden for the Republican National Convention, E&P has learned. According to editors at USA Today, which is publishing his daily column this week, Moore told them that he was choosing not to return again.
GOP 2004: Moore Won't Return to Madison Square Garden
By Joe Strupp
Published: August 31, 2004
NEW YORK Following all the commotion last night, Michael Moore will not be returning to Madison Square Garden for the Republican National Convention, E&P has learned. According to editors at USA Today, which is publishing his daily column this week, Moore told them that he was choosing not to return again.
Madison Square Garden is starting to smell better already.....good riddence...don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
Kinda Long but funny.....
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point you have to sell
both to support a man in a foreign country who has only
one cow, which was a gift from your government.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays
you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO
on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your
stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on
unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at
cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows
you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any
creature's private parts.
Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up
while they were in the hospital.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting
to milk them.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote
for the black one.
Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people
can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from
out-of-state tell you which is the best looking cow.
CALIFORNIAN
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed.
It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks.
It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change
operation.
You now have two cows.
One makes milk; the other doesn't.
You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination.
You lose in court.
You sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing
cow.
You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm.
Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Cruz Bustamante calls for higher farm taxes to help "working cows".
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm
"for the children". Gray Davis signs a law giving your farm to
Mexico. The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you
groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure
is Bush's fault
The "L" is for "loser" which I assume is in reference that McCain "lost" the primary to Bush's tactics four years ago, yet carries his bags and licks his boots like he has no personal right to dislike the guy.....Why not?.... maybe it's because Bush is the "wannabe Antichrist" and is just ruthless enough to pull it off! Maybe being Bush's lapdog is more attractive to McCain than the alternative..... If he thinks he'll get Bush's blessing in four years, guess again! He'll hafta run against Jeb.... It'll be DejaVu all over again!
You sound like Kerry & Edwards in this one.
Unfortunately, If you are referring to his tenure as a US Senator from AZ, you are correct! As a Republican, he will have that seat as long as he keeps re-running for it!
I am referring to him as a mountain of a man in general. Could care less about his party.
I dont get it, why do you guys foam at the mouth for these clowns, what have they done for you?
I'm not a big fan of either party, but I'll give you the short answer to this question.
It's not what the Rebulicians want to do for me that currently makes me favor them over Democrats. It's what they don't want to do to me. The Democrats want to raise my taxes and force me to live in a more regulated society and I don't want that. As long as the Democrats want to raise taxes (or take away tax cuts) and pass more bans, or regulations on just about everything (except some types of sex and abortion :notam: ) they will not get my vote.
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