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  1. #1
    gramps
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
    it would now be worth
    $49.00.
    -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
    With Enron,
    you would have had
    $16.50
    left of the original $1,000.00.
    -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
    With WorldCom,
    you would have had less than
    $5.00 left.
    -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00
    worth of Beer one year ago,
    drank all the beer,
    then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
    you would have had
    $214.00.
    -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
    Based on the above,
    current investment advice is to
    drink heavily and
    recycle.
    It's called the 401-Keg Plan

  2. #2
    ahhell
    Ya think Donna will go for it?????? :rollside:

  3. #3
    RiverOtter
    Buy real estate!!! Even Trump doesn't buy stocks. At least that's what he says.

  4. #4
    MagicMtnDan
    Buy real estate!!! Even Trump doesn't buy stocks. At least that's what he says.
    Now there's a guy you don't want to take any advice from :yuk:

  5. #5
    Ion
    Investing in property near this part of the desert (Mohave) is better than gold! Kingman's "Valle Vista" golf course community is a prime example.

  6. #6
    RiverOtter
    Investing in property near this part of the desert (Mohave) is better than gold! Kingman's "Valle Vista" golf course community is a prime example.
    That's my point!!! Find a hot spot. Seems to be lots of them on the West Coast and buy property.

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